Yi Zi is very anxious, comparable to having diarrhea, no paper, no toilet, and eating wildly.

He was running wildly, and his legs were well matched by his forward and backward movements.

"Classmates, classmates, borrowed and borrowed!"

"Do me a favor and lend me this piece of paper, my nose is bleeding, thank you so much......! Band-Aid ......"

"Dude, lend me the book Jianghu Emergency, I know you are a sophomore in the history department, and I will definitely return it to you in the afternoon!"

"This old man, let me go, uh, miss...... Sister, let it go. ”

"Hey, shut down, is the monitor here?" I'm on my way to the classroom, and I'm ...... right away."

He successfully knocked over the breakfast that the two schoolgirls were eating, ran between the couple who were about to kiss without care, and kicked down the sign that said "No Trampling on the Lawn" after trampling the lawn......

Bearing the sins of the way, ignoring the scolding men and women, Yi Zi rushed into the North Teaching Building and went straight to the sixth floor.

The teaching building has a total of nine floors and an elevator, but Yi Zi didn't take it, he didn't have time, as if he couldn't catch up with reincarnation when it was late.

"Huhuhuhuhu......"

Taking a big breath of the foul air in the corridor that had been used by hundreds of students, Yi Zi covered the position of the left kidney with one hand and supported the back door frame of the large classroom with the other.

Grinning and peeking at the situation in the classroom, the students all sat honestly in their positions, without the slightest movement.

On the podium, a bald old man, with slippers on his feet, big pants and a white vest, stepped on the bench with one bare foot and held a ring ruler to scratch his back.

"Drink...... Drink!"

The old man's throat made a sound that Yi Zi didn't know what onomatopoeia to use, and then his cheeks puffed out, and a mouthful of thick phlegm shot straight to the ground.

Although the classmates turned their backs to themselves, Yi Zi also knew that there must be people who want to vomit again, especially girls, and most of them are enduring this half-hung feeling of wanting to vomit and resting.

"Which classmate gave me a piece of paper? I shine my shoes. ”

The old man was straightforward, as if he was talking with emotion: Let's talk about the Tang Dynasty in China......

Dead old man! Spit and spit on his shoes again—— the thoughts of the classmates present.

A girl in the front row handed over a piece of paper, and her other hand unconsciously wanted to cover her mouth, it was so disgusting!

There are only empty seats in the third row next to the classroom, and it is delusional to want to sit in them without being discovered.

Fight it! After a while, I started to get caught even worse by name, Yi Zi thought to himself.

"Report!"

Yi Zi reported that he was standing at the back door with his nosebleed, and his nose and heart told him that this blood could not kill anyone.

I was too anxious at the school gate, and I accidentally hugged Fa Tong, so my nose was the first to hurt, and I protested with blood.

The obscene teacher lowered his head to polish his shoes, so many students dared to turn around to look at Yi Zi, with nosebleeds and panting.

Faced with many different and most of them not very good, Yi Zi felt deeply embarrassed and left home.

"Do a hundred push-ups in five minutes. ”

The old man didn't raise his face, and said directly, maybe he affected his fun of shining shoes, and the punishment was directly increased by as much as five times from the original twenty.

In front of the high-grade artificial blue rubber road hypermarket, commonly known as the stall slippers, Yi Zi is not worth mentioning, and he doesn't even look at it.

"Teacher, aren't there twenty who are late before the roll call? I can't finish a hundred, I'll only do twenty. ”

Maybe it was because he had just sprinted, and he was in a hurry, Yi Zi actually said these words unprecedentedly, and his tone was so neither humble nor arrogant, as if he was saying to the window of the restaurant: Auntie, what about beef stewed potatoes and meat?

The corporal punishment of the whole school on the head is the most hateful, the eyes are the most poisonous, the number of foot picks in class, the most unfounded reasons for seeing parents, the most daring to receive gifts, and the most direct peeking at female students...... Wu Fanda, the school's No. 1 bully teacher with titles and other titles, is nicknamed the monitor (skipping class late, and catching beautiful legs and breasts).

In this way, for the first time in my life, I was confronted by a student.

Yi Zi, including everyone, suspected that this head was broken.

Guan and the guy quietly gave a thumbs up to the back door with adoring eyes.

I can't find myself happy, so I have to take it!

"You say it again, you dare to contradict the teacher, Yi Zi, right? Come here!"

Throwing away the toilet paper, Wu Fanda put on his slippers with satisfaction, and the ring ruler with the smell of meat made a move to Yizi, and the wooden ruler was a little shiny.

Three steps and two steps, Yi Zi's head numb walked over, with a resigned expression.

He didn't know how he could have said such earth-shattering words.

"You only do twenty?"

"Yes. Yi Zi had to say this in order to connect with the bold words he had just released.

"Okay, I'll let you do twenty in a minute, and I'll ask everyone to bring a book on history in the last class, and I'll show yours." ”

The monitor has his hands behind his back, pretending not to be with Yi Zi's general knowledge, but he only cares about the student's learning, but in fact, he has another ninety-nine in his heart.

"Fortunately, I was witty, and I just got a book from my history department. "Yi Zi snickered with joy.

Plugging his nostrils with the toilet paper given by his classmates next to him, Yi Zi took out the booklet in the wide pocket of his sweatshirt and presented it directly.

"Yo he, this is a good history book! Everyone's masterpiece, it has stood the test of time, and it is a rare masterpiece!"

Hearing Wu Fanda's evaluation, although Yi Zi didn't know what the book was, Yi Zi was finally relieved and concentrated on getting nosebleeds.

"I'll read it to everyone. Wu Fanda continued: "Journey to the West, written by Wu Chengen, Huaxia Publishing House. ”

"Poof!" Yi Zi's nosebleed almost spurted out, Damn, history students watch Journey to the West? Why don't you play with your sister's Barbie doll?

In the next scene, Yi Zi seemed to have a premonition, and in front of everyone who was greatly damaged and made a big fuss, he saw his parents and deducted credits......

Wu Fanda's eyebrows, nose and mouth looked at Yi Zi playfully, about to start the next stage of the step, since you let me catch the handle, even if I don't pursue what happened just now, I can let you drink a pot.

Some of the students in the audience couldn't hold back their laughter.

It's not suitable to say more at this moment, Yizi's nosebleed is still flowing, and he can only breathe through his mouth and wait for the storm.

Monitor loudspeaker mode comes into operation:

"Let me tell you Yi Zi, I have been a teacher for more than 30 years, and I have never seen a student like you, not only confronting the teacher in public, but also daring to insult the teacher with a novel, what is the nature of this, this is a matter of quality!"

I don't know whether it's true or not, the ring ruler keeps banging on the metal podium, and the chalk ends on it are shaking, so that the nearby students cover their ears.

"You wait, I must tell the principal, and I have to call you parents, I ...... I'm going to tear up your book!"

The words fell, and the booklet changed from big to small in Wu Fanda's hands, and the pieces of paper kept falling to the ground.

With the scolding that Yi Zi completely ignored in Wu Fanda's mouth, Journey to the West became more and more fragmented.

With his head down, Yi Zi turned a deaf ear, focusing on his open mouth, without a nose, and his breathing was really not smooth.

"I told you to fool me with Journey to the West!"

In front of everyone's eyes, a handful of shredded paper in Wu Fanda's hand was sent to Yizi by him.

At the same time, Yi Zi felt that his breathing was even more difficult, and one hand blocked his mouth and put something in it.

Now the students are a little unable to sit still, what a broken teacher, how can you forget to stuff paper in the students' mouths, it's too much, the book has been read by so many people, it's very dirty.

The classroom was noisy, and the students led by Guan He shouted at each other.

Yi Zi wondered in his heart, shouldn't I also be angry? Why do I ......

On the contrary, Yi Zi was very calm, chewing unconsciously, and seemed to enjoy it, and the more he chewed the paper, the more flavorful it became.

"Gao Laozhuang, senior brother, the master was captured by monsters, you idiot, otherwise, I will go back to my Gao Laozhuang, Elder Tang, you will follow me, Amitabha, Wukong, remember ......"

Yi Zi was messy, he suddenly didn't want to cover his nose, he wanted to ......

Pluck three hairs on the back of his neck! because he realized that he had eaten the chapter of Journey to the West.

After pressing it, he finally stopped his movements, Yi Zi spit out the shredded paper, didn't say a word, and the nosebleed seemed to stop.

Yi Zi didn't know what he was thinking, he couldn't raise his anger, so cowardly, he just didn't know what Yuan Fang would think.

"Are you going to rebel?!"

Word by word, Wu Fanda shouted on the way, and coughed up a mouthful of phlegm by the way.

"Who do you think you are? This is the school, this is the classroom, I am your teacher! You think you are the principal, how do I want you to teach?

I have been teaching at Van Jen University for so many years, and I have never seen such a bad student, and today I will ...... Oops!"

The monitor suddenly felt its center of gravity lean forward, because of the huge impact on the buttocks, accompanied by Yi Zi's more special voice.

The content is: "Youkai! Look at the feet!"

The old man threw himself to the ground in the form of a dog gnawing mud, and before he could continue to wail, the classroom that had been silent for a moment was suddenly filled with the gossip of public indignation.

Yi Zi opened the first kick, and the basketball under the table accurately hit the spherical monitor above the corner of the room, and the broken glass fell to the ground around Yi Zi.

Next, the collapse of those dying governments is staged......

swarmed up, and some of the people didn't go up to earn a slap and steal a kick......

"Phew......"

I don't know who took the lead, and the spit spit out.

To create an advanced health city, the great cause of spitting has come and gone......

"Senior Brother Sha, Master was captured by no wonder, why are you also possessed by monsters? Your curly hair is too eye-catching, what kind of thing are you wear......ing?"

Yi Zi, who was silent on the side, said to himself, and the light in his eyes inadvertently faded.

"Hey, hey, Yizi, why are you dizzy, hurry up, send it to the infirmary......"