On the edge of sleeping and waking up, Yi Zi's eyes are also confused and want to open and close, and his whole body feels a little empty.

In the haze, Yi Zi lay on his side, facing a black back against a white background.

I tried to lift my eyelids, and it took a long time for my eyes to start spotting and seeing everything clearly.

The background is the wall, the wall of the school infirmary, and the back is the person in the school infirmary, a female intern.

She turned her back to Yi Zi, and instead of putting her hands in front of her, she bent over and reached into the inside of her black shirt behind her back, moving anxiously.

Don't ask why, Yi Zi just knows anyway.

"This nurse is so stupid, it's so slow to get a button, huh? It turns out that she wears pink, not bad, it's my favorite tune...... No, the nose is not good?"

Unconsciously, the nosebleed rushed down again, but this time it was like a flood.

"Ahhhhh

Regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, peeping is peeping, anyway, Yi Zi doesn't want to bleed, otherwise he will lose too much blood and will easily die.

At the same time as Yi Zi shouted, the female doctor also let out a long breath and finally hung up.

The voices collided, the eyes looked at each other again, and the female doctor reacted more violently: "You, you, you!"

"I'm waking up, and I'm bleeding from my nose, don't you see?"

"Oh, here it is. Pulling her clothes, she didn't have time to put on her white coat, she said suddenly, and then stepped forward to stop the bleeding.

Yi Zi didn't want to seriously evaluate the appearance of this female doctor, because it was too strenuous, so let's put it this way, sixty percent of the boys in the school who came to the infirmary to see a doctor were pretending.

As for the purpose, it goes without saying that her name is unclear, because her nickname is better known - White Poppy.

It's easy to get addicted to it.

As for why there is no one in the infirmary now, Yi Zi has roughly guessed one or two, it seems that there is a school that has made a break this afternoon, and all teachers and students have to arrive.

Now this sentence has to be added, except for those who faint.

"Doctor, how could I faint?"

Quickly ignoring the vignette, Yi Zi asked nonchalantly.

"The blood is attacking the heart, it may be that the fire is too big. ”

After helping Yizi stop the bleeding and stuffing cotton cloth, the female doctor did not go to see him and went to dispense medicine by herself.

"Too much fire?"

Yi Zi was puzzled, he only remembered that he was gagged by Wu Fanda's reading and shattered Journey to the West, and he was not angry in his heart for unknown reasons, and then, there was no more......

If you have to say that there is, it should be the beautiful woman who welcomes herself.

In other words, can we take the opportunity to blackmail Wu Fanda? fainted under his reprimand, and this pot may be able to make him carry a back.

The wishful thinking in Yi Zi's heart is very quintessential and flawless, and he should not be able to find flaws, and he can also trick the monitor.

For Wu Fanda, he taught a hard lesson in his dreams, that goods are really lacking in morality, isn't it just relying on the relationship of the school leader? Relying on the old and selling the old, he is not afraid that the hair in other places other than the head will also fall out!

This dizziness is not a loss, and the irritable conference has a chance to make some teachers deflated.

I think you dare to invite parents this time!

The flood stopped, turned on the phone, and Yi Zi started the game of slaughter, as a man who was about to approach the king, how could he not work hard to score?

The afternoon sun was just right, shining through the window of the infirmary on Yi Zi's whole body on the bed, very warm and soft.

"Classmate, you can go, eat more food and make up for the nosebleed. ”

The female doctor urged, although she had a pertinent evaluation of the boy in front of her, but she couldn't help but remind her that she was blatantly not leaving.

"It hurts!"

Yi Zi didn't answer, but shouted with a painful expression.

"Where does it hurt? I'll see, this ......" Hearing this, the doctor quickly got up and asked.

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts......"

"Classmate, you tell me where it hurts, isn't it a brain?"

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"

"Tell me where it hurts, I'll help you relieve the pain......"

"It hurts, it still hurts, it hurts!"

"Is it a nose? No, I've taken care of it for you. ”

"It hurts, it hurts............ Luban No. 7's damage is so high, it hurts me so much!

“......”

Where's my syringe? I'm going to poke someone!

......

Kicked out of the infirmary by the doctor, Yi Zi secretly climbed over the fence in the school's hidden area and ran out.

During the conference, the janitor is not as good as usual, and when he leaves the school, he can only take unconventional methods.

Clapping his hands on the ground, Yi Zi planned to go to the snack street next to the school to find food, but he didn't eat lunch, and his stomach was rumbling.

"Ahem, ahem!"

Suddenly, Yi Zi coughed violently without warning, and his chest also had a dull pain, and his breathing was obviously short.

Then, Yi Zi subconsciously bent over, and after brewing for a while, a mouthful of blood couldn't help but spray on the cobblestone ground under his feet.

The blood had a bright red color, not like normal blood, but like freshly squeezed ketchup, thick.

Yi Zi tried to cough a few times again, but his chest cavity was completely free of the blockage just now.

Strange to say, the blood coughed up, and the stuffy feeling just now disappeared in an instant, replaced by a comfort that could not be dissipated for a long time.

Rubbing his chest, since he was fine, Yi Zi continued to march towards the snack street, missing a mouthful of blood, and eating more to make up for it.

"Click!"

A crisp sound, like the moment when a chick broke out of its shell, this made Yi Zi look for it, and finally, his eyes locked on the pebble under his feet.

At this moment, a narrow gap appeared on its surface, and it had changed from being embedded in the ground to being loose on the surface, unpretentious, and even uglier, because it was given.

Yi Zi squatted down curiously to observe, could it be that he had gained weight again?

"Look at what, little mortal, take me to the bath!"

"Ahh

The sudden sound of the stone frightened Yi Zi to jump up and hurriedly retreat two meters.

"Who are you, how can you speak?" Yi Zi tried to stay calm, but in fact, his heart had already been turned upside down.

For some reason, Yi Zi was sure that this strange thing was caused by his blood and not by the stone itself.

Although it is speculation, it is easy to believe in it.

Who am I? What am I doing? Can the stone speak? Should I be able to fly? Is the school girl going to confess to me? Is my dad Jack Ma?

"Don't talk nonsense, didn't you hear that I was going to take a bath? Hurry up, or wait for this girl to come out and ask you to look good!"

Only then did Yi Zi hear that it was a woman's voice, and she was too frightened just now to judge men and women.

"Tell me who you are first?" Yi Zi still threw out the crucial question.

"You don't deserve to know the name of the Immortal in this book!"

The girl's loud voice contained a haughty that was far beyond ordinary people, and Yi Zi could already guess that if she was a person, she would have looked at people with her nostrils.

Regardless of whether it is a god or a ghost, first find out if there is a threat to yourself, Yi Zi still did not move, but cautiously: "My mother said that she would not let me bring strangers home." ”

“......”

"Hmph, I'll reluctantly tell you, I'm the famous stone in the peach orchard under the throne of the God of Fighting God, but I'm an immortal!"

After hesitating for a moment, Cobblestone was arrogant again and revealed his identity.

Fight to defeat the Buddha?

In this case, this is really a heavenly immortal? But ......

"Cut, isn't it the stone that Sun Wukong used to plant peaches, I thought what a powerful character, brother, I'm very busy, I don't have time. ”

Originally, he was still a little scared, but after hearing these words, Yi Zi unconsciously disdainfully said, even if this is really a heavenly immortal, but so what?

Marshal Tianpeng fell and only turned into a pig that was a little more powerful than mortals, you are a stone that has no cultivation and no immortal position, and it is estimated that it is an ordinary broken stone when you go down.

Even if it's not ordinary, it's just a way to talk.

"You...... You dare to look down on me, I'm a god, no! You dare to call the Holy Buddha by his name, do you have to fight? You can fight the God of War and the Buddha?"

The stone was angry, and his superiority was not shown, but he was looked down upon by a mortal, even if this person was telling the truth, but he was the most beautiful stone in the peach orchard!

"I know that I know, but I also know that Sun Dasheng only likes to eat peaches, not stones, don't forget, he himself is a stone. ”

Yi Zi simply sat on the grass next to him and watched what the stone would do next.

By the way, she's sure she's not a spoof robot made by someone else?

"You, you ......"

She was so angry that she looked like she might explode at any moment, and was clearly angry.

"You are so handsome, please save the little girl, or I will starve to death. ”

The tone turned sharply, and between breaths, the immortal had already fallen, and begged for mercy.

"Uh...... If you can save you, then tell me first, who does Chang'e like?"

“......”