"Chubby, two more bowls of Korean noodles!"

shouted at the back kitchen, Yi Zi then turned his head back and looked at the pair of men and women opposite, speechless for a long time.

Or rather, the mind went blank.

The two of them can be called talented women, as far as Yi Zi knows, the bag next to this beauty is limited to 99 in the world, worth more than one million, not to mention the clothes and shoes on the body, any one is enough for Yi Zi to eat for a month plus Zhou Zhou Da health care.

There is nothing amazing about the man, and the price of a formal suit is not scary, but that face is incredible, it is enough to make most girls fascinated, and even promise each other with a stunning look!

How to say it specifically, well, walking on the street may be like a group of pigs Bajie seeing Chang'e.

After a man and a woman came in, they sat opposite Yizi, and they ate without saying a word, and they ate five or six bowls of Korean noodles in a row, and the tired little fat went back and forth to be unhappy.

There are many people taking pictures around the sports car outside the door, after all, in such a small city, no one can afford to drive such a supercar.

At this time, the woman's fairy spirit of not stirring up dust had been poured into the Korean noodles half of the bottle of chili sauce was so spicy that it disappeared, Yi Zi was embarrassed to interject, the bottle of chili sauce was soaked in a small stone.

The woman freed up one hand, fumbled into her bag, and when she took it out again, she was already holding several packs of various spicy strips for five cents a piece.

The limited edition package is packed with spicy strips, then may I ask my sister, your family kills chickens with the knife of his father, right?

"Do you want it?"

"No, I'm full after eating this bowl, I ate dozens of packs in the car just now. The man put down his chopsticks in satisfaction and refused.

"Thousands of years ago, I used chopsticks when I beat Erlang God, and now I still use chopsticks, and the progress in this aspect of the world is a bit slow. ”

The man grunted, stood up and wiped his mouth, and stretched out his hand to the corner of Yi Zi's mouth and raised it 30 degrees: "Hello, I'm Sun Wukong." ”

Standard Chinese meet-and-greet etiquette, handshake.

"Hello, I'm Yizi. ”

Yi Zi is still wondering if someone is putting himself on fire, and the talking stone makes him believe that there are immortals, but it turns out that Sun Wukong is a star face that makes people envious, jealous and hateful.

Forget it if you look good, the key is that you are young, handsome, rich, and have a woman, you say it's not annoying!

What is puzzling is that Sun Wukong eats ugly even if he eats ugly, but even the soaked girls are as if they can't eat enough, do rich people experience life?

The woman saw that Sun Wukong had shaken hands, so she puffed out her mouth and hurriedly got up, and wiped her hand on her blouse that she didn't know how many soft girl coins bought: "Hello, I'm Xiao A." ”

"You...... Hello. ”

......

......

In the next five hours until nine o'clock in the evening, Yi Zi used various expressions and mentalities to deal with Sun Wukong and Xiao A's mouth, the situation, people and things in the heavenly court for thousands of years, and the fact that they have always come down to earth.

First of all, one day in heaven and one year on earth is false.

Since the four masters and apprentices of Sun Wukong learned from the Tang Dynasty, no mortal in the world has ascended to heaven.

Moreover, Wu Chengen's big Journey to the West only records a small part of the story about Sun Wukong and others.

Heavenly Court is very large, far from being as simple as in famous books and TV series, and too many things are not as well-known to the world.

Secondly, since mortals have mastered various technologies in various fields, the mortal world no longer needs the help of immortals, so the Jade Emperor united with all the bigwigs of the divine realm to establish a new heavenly rule, and all people in the divine realm are not allowed to go down to the mortal.

Due to the rules of heaven, no immortals have come to the mortal realm for thousands of years, and even the father-in-law of the land has been reincarnated and re-humanized, and the Hades Palace has been laid off on a large scale, and only a small number of ghosts are responsible for taking care of the book of life and death, and they cannot interfere with the life and death of the world.

Yang Jian's guy didn't have anything to do, he looked down in the sky every day, he looked at the beach bikini girl, and the roaring dog drooled and looked at the dog food.

The Dragon King of the Four Seas is not allowed to go out of the water for the elderly, Lei Gongdian is laid off and unemployed, and Granny Feng is responsible for fanning the Jade Emperor......

Since Sun Wukong was named the Jade Emperor by the Buddha, he has been chanting and meditating in the West Heaven with hundreds of Bodhisattvas and Buddhas, but most of the time he has been eating peaches.

Huaguo Mountain was ascended to the sky, and monkeys and monkeys either sat on the mountain and ate peaches, or went to work.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Monk are also impatient in the sky, the former is not only eating but sleeping, thinking about Gao Laozhuang in his spare time, and the latter is depressed all day long.

As for Tang Seng, he was originally dedicated to Buddhahood, but after becoming a Buddha, he retreated and practiced Buddhism, and he has not yet come out.

......

In short, except for some Bodhisattva ancestors who are devoted to the Buddha's cultivation, most of the immortals have nothing to do.

This time, Sun Wukong risked violating the rules of heaven and came to the mortal world with his twelve peache-growing stones, just because he was tired of this life.

Yi Zi had to be convinced, in the end, he made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, and he didn't take Tiantiao in his eyes at all

They came to Kyushu half a month ago, and they have been looking for fun everywhere, experiencing all kinds of fun and learning about the life of mortals.

According to Sun Wukong's original words: "My old grandson...... Bah, I have long been in the sky watching your mortal dead pesticides, airplanes, cars and those TV movies itching in my heart, and when I arrived, I found that it was really extraordinary, one word, cool!"

As for Xiao A, it is one of the twelve stones that Sun Wukong has refined with the help of himself and Taishang Laojun that contains the essence of heaven and earth.

There is only one purpose, in the peach tree.

Shizi has its own immortal power, as the first stone to transform into a human form, he was named Xiao A by Sun Wukong, who is learning English, and is now Sun Wukong's full-time driver.

The stone in Yi Zi's hand is the same, but the immortal power is relatively weak, so he can only say a word.

In the end, after a little integration of the information known by Yi Zi and Sun Wukong, it was concluded that Yi Zi saw the stone, and Sun Wukong found him through the stone.

What's more, Sun Wukong stole the Book of Heaven in the sky before he went down to earth.

The Book of Heaven is a treasure book that encompasses all living beings in the Three Realms, and it exists since the birth of living beings, and no one in the Three Realms knows what it contains, because the Book of Heaven has never been opened.

Since ancient times, the Book of Heaven has been enshrined as a sacred object by the Heavenly Court, and it is placed in the Heavenly Machine, which is in charge of the Heavenly Court, and is strictly guarded.

But no matter how strict it is, it can't stop the Monkey King.

As a result, the Book of Heaven became the Monkey King who brought him down to the mortal world and played a role in threatening the heavenly court.

Sun Wukong said that as long as Heavenly Court dared to come and arrest him, he would go there, and he would immediately destroy the Book of Heaven.

"Then the great sage is here to take Xiao L away?"

In the end, Yi Zi didn't understand the purpose of Sun Wukong's visit this time, and asked tentatively.

Sun Wukong said that the stone of his mobile phone was the twelfth in the row, and Yi Zi counted from A, and the twelfth was L.

"No, that stone can be given to you, what I don't want to know is, where did you put the Book of Heaven?"

The face that poured all beings, Yi Zi was thinking, Sun Dasheng is really aesthetically pleasing, changing his face casually is a textbook version, and the most important thing is that he is sassy!

Facing the question, Yi Zi raised his eyebrows: "Huh, you mean that the Book of Heaven is here?"

At the same time, he also heard Xiao L's lamentation of regret, and the owner Monkey King, who she was proud of, gave herself to others.

Sun Wukong pursed his demonic lips and shrugged: "Otherwise, what do you think?"

"I don't know ......"

"Bang! Tianshu began to test the second master. ”

"Bang! After the test is completed, the Book of Heaven begins to fuse. ”

"Knock! Please choose the fusion position, pre-selected position: hands, feet, eyes, ears, nose, mouth, eyebrows, ......"

Yi Zi, who had already denied half of it, suddenly echoed in his mind the sound of three bells, and after the bells, there were words similar to those seen in the novel.

Sun Wukong looking for me, Book from Heaven, master, fusion ......

Yi Zi swallowed heavily, according to the current plot, then should I accept it?

Co-authoring the Heavenly Book that has never been opened in hundreds of millions of years, is it a system in the end?

With the mentality that he would not die if he tried it, Yi Zi ignored the puzzled eyes of Sun Wukong and Xiao A, closed his eyes and began to choose the location of the fusion of the systems.

Ears eyes have clairvoyance downwind ears, don't!

There are barefoot fairies on the feet, don't!

If the Buddha's big slap that has not been washed for 10,000 years, don't!

Nose, Howling Dogs......

In his mouth, Zhu Bajie swallowed the ginseng fruit in one bite......

In the center of the eyebrows, Erlang God had a third eye and was almost broken by Sun Wukong's third leg......

......

Back and forth, Yi Zi was not interested in any position, and just when he was about to choose one at random, an inconspicuous word made him feel intrigued.

That's it!

"Boom! Fusion bones, begin. ”