Yi Zi went to a noodle restaurant that he and his roommate frequented and asked for a bowl of Korean noodles.

I came here not because the noodles in this house are good, but because the owner of this house is good, so to speak, the owner of this noodle restaurant is the father of Yi Zi and his friends.

Every time a few of them were called parents, then, the task of the fat boss of this noodle restaurant came.

Yizi's father has to wear glasses and ties, Guan You's father has a gold chain as thick as a ham and Cuban cigars, and his fart father has to smell of garlic in his mouth and can't comb his hair......

In the afternoon, no one came to eat in the noodle restaurant, only the owner and his son were looking at the store, and Yi Zi went to the kitchen to make noodles after he came.

After looking left and right, Yi Zi took out the stone wrapped in three layers of toilet paper in his right pocket and carefully removed it.

Because of the toilet paper, the stone has no dust, it looks like an ordinary pebble, because it has been trampled by passers-by all year round, its side has shown a smooth and bright color.

"Hey, what are you looking at, is this fairy so beautiful?"

Xiao Shi's tone was still very forced, but he lowered his voice, and he also knew that he was afraid of being discovered by outsiders.

"No arms, beautiful legs, no breasts, do you see you naked?" Yi Zi, who rolled his eyes, said angrily.

Because this broken stone actually said that Fairy Chang'e likes carrots, isn't this a grabber with the Jade Rabbit? This makes Yi Zi, who loves to eat lotus roots, very unhappy.

How can carrots be as good as lotus roots, the most important thing is that the lotus root is still ...... Breathable.

"You...... You...... Bastard!"

Hearing Yi Zi's words, the stone was very angry, because she really didn't have any clothes.

"Tell me everything you know. ”

Yi Zi took a bottle of Coke and asked, after all, this stone is a heavenly thing, you can't know nothing, right? If you leak some heavenly secrets to yourself, it will be inexhaustible!

As the CEO, he didn't dare to think about marrying Bai Fumei, so that he could afford two eggs when he ate noodles next time, right?

The stone scorned, and snorted coldly: "Hmph, just a mortal. ”

Not angry, Yi Zi picked up the stone, opened the bottle of chili sauce used to eat noodles, and put it on top: "Do you want to say it?"

Of course, the stone could see the red thick chili sauce, but she didn't know it, and she had never seen anything to eat in her life except for peaches.

"Don't say it!"

So, in the face of this kind of verbal rejection, Yi Zi let go.

"Ahh

"Bang! bang!"

"Ahh

"Bang! bang!"

Yi Zi's mobile phone rang, and the ringtone made his old face red, especially with the screams in the chili sauce bottle......

Thankfully, there's no one around!

"Damn, the one who locked up him is cheating on me again. ”

Thinking of playing games with his mobile phone in the morning, Yi Zi knew why the mobile phone ringtone was this.

Dare to love is Guan and share his resources, island star, remind you, come to call.

Unfamiliar number, but Yi Zi still answered: "Hey, which one." ”

"Who are you?"

The other party's answer made Yi Zi confused, you called me and asked me who I am?

"I'm Yizi. Holding back his unhappiness, Yi Zi replied to the other end.

The other party spoke very quickly, and said in a furry voice: "Oh, chestnut, where are you? I'll come to you?"

I'll change the sugar and fry it!

"My name is Yizi, not a chestnut!" he explained in a stiff tone.

"Good, good, lychee. ”

“......”

Yi Zi wanted to hang up the phone, but listening to the other party's meaning, it seemed that he was looking for something to do?

After thinking about it, he said, "What is your name, who are you, and why are you looking for me?" ”

"I'm Sun Wukong, tell me where you are. ”

"Hehe, are you sick? You Sun Wukong, I am still like a Buddha......

No!

Covering the earpiece, Yi Zi used chopsticks to take out the stone that was soaked in chili oil and turned red, and asked, "Did Sun Wukong come down with you?"

was choked by the chili peppers, but his mouth was still very hard: "Ahem, cough, I said it, I won't tell you, you mortal!"

"Say it again?" Yi Zi threatened to throw it back again.

"Don't don't, I said, I said, the Holy Buddha did come down, but I got lost with him. ”

Naturally, she didn't want to take that kind of taste anymore, and said extremely reluctantly.

After being affirmed, Li Yi's heart couldn't help but feel happy.

Monkey King called, either making trouble in the Heavenly Palace or visiting the Heavenly Palace Courtyard.

Perhaps, I will go to the East China Sea to get a weapon for myself, and then I will kill Wu Fanda and his maid!

No, I want a Monkey King to have a good relationship, and I want to bow down!

Just so beautiful, Yi Zi picked up his phone again: "Oh, it turned out to be Sun Dasheng, just now my small ears are not good, you ask me where I am? I am in the Wang Fat Noodle Restaurant at the back gate of Southern University." ”

"Okay, I'll go find you!" replied decisively.

"Great Sage, do you know where Southern University is? Why don't you tell me your location and I'll go find you?"

Although Sun Wukong is a god, no matter how you say it, it is also heavenly, when he first arrived in the world, there are so many buses, railways and planes in the country, no matter how powerful people are, they will inevitably not be able to figure it out.

"Du Niang map, No problem!"

In the face of Sun Wukong's answer, Yi Zi also admired, and when he arrived in the mortal world, he not only learned to use his mobile phone to check the map, but also dragged English if he didn't agree with him.

This is too strong a learning ability, isn't it?

"Alright then, Great Sage, why are you here, I'll pick you up when you get there. ”

"No, you've been waiting for me for twenty minutes, by the way, do you know where there is a Lamborghini workshop? A broken sports car just scraped my car! If I wasn't in a hurry, I would have killed him, little red guy!"

"This ...... Great Sage, it's on the map, you can also check it. Yi Zi twitched the corners of his mouth and replied awkwardly.

"Okay, got it, wait for me!"

The Monkey King over there clicked and hung up the phone, leaving Yizi alone here to listen to Didi's voice.

Map of Du Niang, English, Shanghainese, Lamborghini...... Is this the Monkey King? Are you sure it's not the rich second generation of the big guy in China?

Yi Zi was still thinking, if it was really Monkey King who came for a while, would he be wearing sunglasses and driving a sports car, and then hugging left and right, followed by two rows of bodyguards, full of force.

However, this kind of scene is not suitable with monkey hair, right?

No, Sun Wukong is a high-ranking monk, how can he get close to women?

Yi Zi, who was still excited, was a little in a hurry, and at this time, the fat boss's son brought the Korean noodles to him, with an expression on his face.

The "ahhh

Alas, the current junior high school students!

Yi Zi sighed silently in his heart, thinking that when he was in junior high school, it was ...... It seems that I have seen it myself, and the island country ...... Tut-tut!

"Is the Holy Buddha coming in a moment?"

Xiao Shi, who was forgotten by Yi Zi on the side, suddenly spoke and asked.

"Yes, what's wrong?" Yi Zi replied truthfully.

"Haha, let you bully me, wait until the Holy Buddha comes, and see if he doesn't beat you all over the ground to find your teeth!"

Yi Zi was taken aback, he ignored it, and when Sun Wukong came, this stone was complained, and then he was really going to be gone.

After thinking for a while, Yi Zi nodded, with a gloomy face: "Fighting to defeat the Buddha is so powerful......"

The stone was not polite, and said proudly: "Hmph, of course!"

"Then I'll have to destroy the corpse. ”

"That's when ...... Sorry, handsome little brother, I won't say it, take my life, for the sake of the little woman......

"It's not good!" said Yi Zi, and picked up the stone again.

"Wow, help, I'm going to die!"

Since Yi Zi had his back to the boss's son, the junior high school student just looked up and thought Yi Zi was watching a TV series, so he lowered his head and went to the ranks.

"Poof!"

Yi Zi temporarily changed his mind, and instead of throwing the stone into the pepper bottle, he threw it into the water cup next to him, and the red oil on the pebbles slowly faded.

"Keep your mouth shut, spare your life. ”

After eating a few bites of noodles, Yi Zi put down his chopsticks, he had some expectations, looking forward to what Sun Wukong is like now, the Tang Dynasty learned from the scriptures to the present, thousands of years have passed, seventy-two changes?

Just as he was thinking wildly, the roar of a sports car could be heard in the distance.

The sharp bull with the perfect aerodynamic body is streamlined, the tail is wide, and the overall is a more aggressive orange red.

A sports car that many people have been looking up to all their lives, the Lamborghini.

The driver's door opened, and the silver-white diamond-studded hater was wearing a pair of sexy stockings and beautiful legs, and then a short black skirt, and he was holding a bag that looked expensive in his outstretched hand, and the diamonds on his fingers were shining in his eyes.

"Poof!"

Yi Zi almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, his eyes full of disbelief.

"I'm going!

His worldview was subverted, even collapsed.

However, a moment later, the co-pilot of the sports car also turned on.

At this time, Yi Zi finally breathed a sigh of relief and stroked his fluttering heart.

Fight to defeat the Buddha and arrive.