The Jade Emperor and the immortals were very nervous, after all, a dead monkey was already very bad, and now there was a canopy, or maybe it was Bajie with the appearance of a canopy, these two people stood murderously in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall.

The Jade Emperor coughed: "Why did the two of you suddenly come to Heaven today?"

Sun Wukong glanced around: "Jade Emperor Lao'er, you are really not interesting, and you don't invite us to celebrate the banquet." Anyway, we have also been officials in the Heavenly Court. We didn't have any other meaning to come today, we just wanted to ask for a cup of wine from the heavenly court. ”

Jade Emperor: "Ah.... This, hahaha, I said it earlier, I scared the deity to death. The Jade Emperor exhaled and wiped the beads of sweat on his forehead: "Come on, give wine to Sun Wukong and Tiancang." ”

Tai Bai Xing came to his side under the pretense of pouring wine for the Jade Emperor and whispered: "I don't just want to ask for a glass of wine and eat with these two people, I want to find a way to leave the scene first and then gather the Heavenly Court army outside the store to prevent accidents." ”

The Jade Emperor nodded hurriedly: "Okay, okay, go and come back quickly." I'll talk to them for a while and hold them back. ”

Tai Bai Xing finished pouring wine and covered his stomach: "Jade Emperor, the old immortal drank a little too much today, it is convenient and convenient to go, the Jade Emperor is allowed?"

The Jade Emperor smiled and waved his hand: "Ah, go, go, go." ”

Tai Bai Xing left, and Sun Wukong whispered to Tianpeng: "It seems that there will be a war that cannot be avoided." ”

Tianpeng: "Hmph, immortals need to go to the toilet? When I haven't been an immortal, capture the thief and capture the king first, and when I take the Jade Emperor, I will see which heavenly soldier and heavenly general dare to resist." ”

Sun Wukong was a little surprised by Tianpeng's words: "Are you still the Tianpeng I know?"

Tianpeng: "It shouldn't be, it's been 500 years, it's enough to change a person, now my name is Bajie, but I've just recovered my true body." Yes, big brother. ”

Sun Wukong laughed, and Tianpeng laughed too. The laughter made the quiet atmosphere even more tense, and the gods looked at them warily, not knowing why they were laughing. The more they laughed, the more nervous the gods became. In order to relieve the tense atmosphere, the Jade Emperor laughed with them, and then the immortals laughed along with them in confusion.

Sun Wukong and Tianpeng laughed more and more happily, and the immortals also laughed more and more happily.

Suddenly, Sun Wukong and Tianpeng put away their smiles and asked seriously, "What are you laughing at?"

The immortals instantly put away their laughter and looked at each other awkwardly. Erlang God Yang Jian: "Hahaha, of course we will laugh whatever you laugh at." ”

Sun Wukong quickly appeared in front of Yang Jian, Yang Jian was so frightened that the wine in his hand splashed on himself, Sun Wukong smiled: "Oh? When did Brother Yang Jian practice mind reading?"

Erlang God Yang Jian was embarrassed: "Eh, this kind of small technique is not enough to mention, not enough to mention." Come, drink and drink. He raised his glass and drank, his eyes glancing nervously around.

Sun Wukong sat on the table of Erlang God Yang Jian and smiled: "Brother Yang Jian, since you can read minds, why don't you read me now and see what way I want to kill you?"

Erlang God Yang Jian's eyes widened and looked at Sun Wukong in horror. Sun Wukong suddenly laughed, and Yang Jian also laughed, wiping his sweat while laughing: "I haven't seen a monkey for hundreds of years, and suddenly it's so humorous, hahaha." ”

The Jade Emperor hurriedly picked up the cup: "Come on, come on, let's all toast Sun Wukong and Tianpeng together, and wish them a smooth arrival in Tianzhu as soon as possible and add glory to our heavenly court, ah, it's all done." ”

The immortals drank another cup of belly, but the courage just couldn't get up, everyone continued to be silent after drinking, and their eyes quietly looked at Sun Wukong and Tianpeng.

Seeing that the two of them didn't seem to have any intention of leaving, the Jade Emperor smiled and said, "Two handsome guys, this wine has also been drunk, why are you still here? Are you not afraid that the master will be captured by the monsters? Or the master himself secretly runs away to become a Buddha and does not take you?"

Tianpeng casually put down the quilt: "Jade Emperor, I want to ask you for help before leaving, if you are willing to help me, I swear that I will never come back in this life." ”

When the Jade Emperor heard this, his eyes lit up and he asked, "Oh, don't be so polite, don't say it quickly." ”

Tianpeng: "I want to ask the Jade Emperor to release Chang'e and let me take her away." ”

The Jade Emperor frowned: "This.... I can't do it. The only door that can reach the Moon Palace has been sealed by the Zixia Fairy, and the only way to solve it is to let the Zixia Fairy open it herself. ”

Tianpeng: "Okay, then I'll change your request." ”

Jade Emperor: "Okay, okay, you can mention it as you like, and you can take whatever you like." ”

Tianpeng: "I want you to reshape the body of the Zixia Fairy." ”

Jade Emperor: "This.... This.... It's even more unlikely. The Zixia Fairy is evolved from the wick of the Buddha, and it is not pinched. ”

Tianpeng Sun Wukong glanced at each other, and immediately held a weapon in front of the Jade Emperor's neck. The Heavens were also anxious, and Li Jing, the Heavenly King of Tota, stood up and shouted at them: "Bold! ”

Erlang God Yang Jian whistled in exchange for the Howling Sky Dog, and the Roaring Sky Dog ran over with his three-pointed two-edged knife in his mouth and wagging his tail. As soon as Erlang God got the weapon, his state was different from just now. At this time, he was full of spirit and high spirits.

Just when Erlang God Yang Jian was about to rush towards them, Sun Wukong pressed the golden hoop stick on the Jade Emperor's head: "Come on, you know the weight of the golden hoop stick, I will let go if you come over, don't blame me if you blow up the Jade Emperor's head." ”

The Jade Emperor was so frightened that he shouted: "Hey, don't come here, if anyone comes over and kills me, I won't let him go." ”

The immortals looked at each other helplessly, and Sun Wukong shouted: "Put all the weapons on the ground, and take off the clothes on your body." ”

The male gods and fairies said in unison: "What!?undress?" The goddesses and fairies blushed and didn't know what to do.

Tianpeng pointed: "That one, Nezha, children like you don't need it, and there are goddesses and immortals who don't need to take it off, but men must take it off!"

The male gods said in unison: "Strip naked?"

Sun Wukong talked about the Jade Emperor's head, and the Jade Emperor hurriedly shouted: "Hurry up, you don't hurry up and do it." ”

The immortals complied with the instructions of the canopy one by one, took off their clothes, and the clothes they took off were crumpled into a ball by the canopy, and were thrown far away outside the hall. He threw out all the weapons and magic weapons of the immortals, and by the way, there was also the roaring dog that could commit two mistakes at any time.

Just when the immortals looked at each other in embarrassment, countless cars and horses came from outside the main hall, and Tai Bai Xing led a million heavenly soldiers to surround the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

Tai Bai Xing held a big horn in his hand, hid behind one and shouted: "Listen to the people inside, you have been surrounded, I advise you to release the hostages immediately, release the hostages." ”

Tianpeng couldn't help laughing: "Senior brother, we are surrounded. ”

Sun Wukong: "It's a pity that they dare to shout and shout, and they don't dare to rush in, right?"

The Jade Emperor nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, yes." ”

Monkey King: "What is!"

Jade Emperor: "Oh, no, no, no. ”

Canopy: "The man stands on the left, the woman stands on the right, lying on the ground with his head in his hands." ”

The Queen Mother is taking Zeus, Hera, Odin, Thor, Jesus, the Virgin Mary, Osiris, and the Sun God on a tour of the heavenly court. Everyone watched all the way, and when they reached the gate of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, they saw a lot of heavenly soldiers and the Tai Bai Xing who was shouting loudly.

Queen Mother: "What's going on?" ”

Tai Bai Xing quietly put his mouth into the queen mother's ear: "Sun Wukong and Tianpeng have kidnapped the immortals, and I am negotiating with them." ”

The Queen Mother shouted: "Ah!"

Zeus, Hera, Odin, Thor, Jesus, the Virgin Mary, Osiris, and the sun god quickly gathered around: "Honey, what happened?"

Queen Mother: "Ah, it's okay, it's okay, we're doing an anti-terrorism exercise." ”

Zeus: "Oh dear, I can't imagine that the security measures in the East are so good, and they are practiced every day, which is really breathtaking." ”

Jesus walked out: "Oh my God, look at this huge lineup, the fine soldiers, I don't know and think that the Jade Emperor has been kidnapped, oh my God." ”

The Queen Mother smiled awkwardly: "The gods have won the prize, why don't I take you to visit the Tianhe, it is much better than here." This side please. The gods walked away slowly, and the Queen Mother looked at Tai Bai Xing viciously: "Tomorrow I have made an appointment to receive the Western gods, so I will give you a day, and this matter must be resolved, do you hear?"

Tai Baixing nodded hurriedly: "Eh, I know, don't worry, Niangniang, I will arrange for the negotiator to go in in a while." ”

The immortals in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall were afraid and lay on the ground, the hall was quiet, and Tianpeng sat on the table and looked at the one written by Chang'e in his palm.

He looked at it blankly, and then involuntarily grew out ("?" has been released Netease Cloud Music, you lovely readers can search and listen to the author's voice): "I'm left alone."

Who would have thought that after all, I grew up like this

How not to forget to like the appearance of women

Why don't you lose the familiar Chang'e sauce

Anyway, you'll get used to it

When you're sad, you don't need to be with you

I guess I'm already past my age to cry

Laugh at it, laugh at it, and be unpleasantly arrogant

Love and dare not say it

Hate has nowhere to speak

Is it okay to hold it for a long time?

Accept the stupidity

Respect for the innocence and kindness of tonight

I salute the cruelty and dreams of last night

? Know me lost in this city

? Know me: For me, the world is only you

? Know me I'm like a little ant chasing a dream

How much i sadness just ? Know me

Sleep in the shadow of the night

The madman that the world has heard of

Hanako of love feelings

A pawn in the hands of parents

Humorous and funny play

Fools who wander nowhere

The prodigal son who turned a blind eye

Breathe the wood that decides

Give yourself loneliness and bravery

Companionship is called bearing and calmness

Happiness is better than calling to me

The happy seasoning adds only simplicity, too

Love and dare not say it

Hate has nowhere to speak

Is it okay to hold it for a long time?

Accept the stupidity

Respect for the innocence and kindness of tonight

I salute the cruelty and dreams of last night

? Know me lost in this city

? Know me: For me, the world is only you

? Know me I'm like a little ant chasing a dream

How much i sadness just ? Know me

Love and dare not say it

Hate has nowhere to speak

Is it okay to hold it for a long time?

Accept the stupidity

Respect for the innocence and kindness of tonight

I salute the cruelty and dreams of last night

? Know me lost in this city

? Know me: For me, the world is only you

? Know me I'm like a little ant chasing a dream

How much i sadness just ? Know me”

Tianpeng was stunned after singing, and Li Jing, the king of Tota, whispered to the immortals around him: "Damn, it's really good to sing." ”

Djinn God: "He can sing!"

Erlang God Yang Jian: "The sound of heaven." ”

The Jade Emperor was moved to tears and applauded vigorously: "It's so touching, Tianpeng, you have to persevere, for her." ”

Sun Wukong: "Nerd, do you know English?"

Tianpeng: "I want to accompany the master to Xitian, how to do it without learning a few words." ”

"Listen, people inside, we're sending negotiators in now, don't hurt the hostages, don't hurt the hostages!" shouted Tai Bai Xing outside.

A dark figure gradually walked into the tall palace door

Tianpeng's eyes widened, and he couldn't help but say, "Master!!"

Emperor Ziwei smiled and walked in front of the canopy.