Let's go back 500 years.

The Bull Demon King hurriedly put on a bathrobe and hurriedly ran from the hot spring to the main hall to receive Sun Wukong, he was very happy with a smile: "Hahaha, brother Xian, you finally came to see my brother." ”

Sun Wukong sat depressed, and then took a big gulp of wine with a pot of wine in one hand.

The Bull Demon King saw that something was wrong with him, and asked with concern: "Eh, brother Xian, what's wrong with you?"

"Wow, you are the legendary Bull Demon King, your horns are so beautiful. Zixia said behind the Bull Demon King as she reached out and touched the horns of the Bull Demon King.

The Bull Demon King shuddered and hurriedly ran away, looked around cautiously, and exhaled: "It's good that the iron fan is not here, otherwise she would have to beat me again." The Bull Demon King raised his head and walked up to Zixia: "This beauty, who are you? ”

Zixia Fairy: "My name is Zixia, I used to be a fairy, and now I am Sun Wukong's wife." ”

"What!" the Bull Demon King's shocked voice shook the ground. He stared blankly at Zixia, then at Sun Wukong, then at Zixia, and then at Sun Wukong.

Tianpeng (in human form) walked in in a bathrobe: "Sun Wukong, are you here too?"

Sun Wukong said hello: "You kid is also here." ”

Canopy: "Who is this?"

"Fairy Zixia, what are you doing here?" asked Princess Iron Fan as she walked over with Chang'e in her arms.

Zixia Fairy: "Iron Fan Fairy, I haven't seen you for a long time." I thought it was a rumor from Heavenly Court, you haven't changed at all over the years, and you're still so beautiful.

Iron Fan Fairy: "If your mouth is so sweet, it's definitely not a good thing." ”

Fairy Zixia smiled: "Sister Chang'e, you are also here, it seems that we are really on the right track." ”

Chang'e smiled awkwardly: "Hehe, uh-huh.... Why is Sister Zixia here, is... Are you going to arrest me and Canopy back?"

Zixia Fairy: "No, I just came here to get married." ”

Princess Iron Fan and Chang'e said in unison: "Marriage?"

Zixia happily ran to Sun Wukong's side and hugged him: "It's him, my fiancé." ”

The cat and dog demon guarding the door looked at them in surprise, and said in unison: "Damn, how can this !! us object, this appearance difference is too big!"

The Bull Demon King stood up and pointed at the cat and the dog and scolded: "People are talented and beautiful, they are a natural pair, it is your turn to oppose it, you monsters, get out and stand guard well." ”

A cat and a dog lowered their heads: "Yes." ”

Chang'e looked at Sun Wukong seriously, Sun Wukong inadvertently glanced at Chang'e and was frightened by her, Chang'e rushed over angrily, and Sun Wukong hurriedly got up and dodged.

Chang'e shouted while chasing: "It's you, a dead liar, who tricked me into eating peaches, knocked over the ammunition room and caused me to be punished to go to the Tianhe River to row the stars, you stop! I will kill you today." ”

Fairy Zixia clasped her hands: "It seems that this dead monkey has a lot of enemies." ”

Chang'e stopped and asked, "Sister Zixia, I have a grudge against him, the big one, can I beat him?"

Zixia Fairy: "Yes, it's good if you're happy." ”

Chang'e immediately picked up a mace bigger than her on the wall and chased after Sun Wukong and slashed it. Sun Wukong hurriedly dodged and disappeared without a trace.

Chang'e panted and put down her mace: "Count... Count you running fast, next time I'll see how I clean you up. ”

It is estimated that the mace was too heavy, Chang'e didn't hold it steady and fell down with it, and the canopy quickly ran to Chang'e's side and hugged Chang'e.

Canopy: "If you can't take it, don't take it." ”

Chang'e said arrogantly: "I don't, I want it!" Chang'e clutched the huge mace tightly.

Canopy: "You.... You're not afraid of hurting yourself. ”

Chang'e held her mouth: "Whoever told him to harm me again and again, this girl will take revenge." Chang'e got up from her canopy's arms and dragged her mace away.

Bull Demon King: "Eh, it's not early, let's all go to sleep, and we'll talk about it tomorrow." Cats and dogs, arrange their accommodation. After saying that, he helped the princess of the iron fan and left.

A cat and a dog ran to Tianpeng and Zixia: "Do you live in one or two rooms?"

Tianpeng and Chang'e said in unison: "Two." ”

Fairy Zixia looked at the two people with a smile: "I want one." ”

Cat and dog: "Okay, three upstairs, please." ”

Sun Wukong ran quickly, and the black shadow skipped past the two patrolling monsters. The panda demon was taken by Sun Wukong and turned around several times, until the elephant demon hugged it tightly and did not stop.

The panda demon sat down dizzy: "Eh, what did I hit just now?"

Elephant Demon: "It seems to be a person." ”

Panda Demon: "People, who are so fast?" ”

The elephant demon looked at Sun Wukong's back and said silently: "That person is like a dog." ”

Panda Demon: "Fart, how can there be such a fast dog." Go for a walk and go back to sleep, or my dark circles will be deeper. ”

The night of Cuiyun Mountain is different from the heavenly court, where you can see the stars in the sky, you can look at the endless Milky Way, you can smell the barbecue fragrance wafting in the wind on the roadside, and there are countless monsters and merchants sitting on the barbecue stalls of all kinds of monsters, they are so happy and comfortable.

Sun Wukong sat alone on the edge of Cuiyun Mountain and stared at the starry sky, and Tianpeng walked out from behind him with a jar of wine in his hand and sat beside him.

Tianpeng handed the wine to Sun Wukong: "Over there in Heaven, haven't you wanted me yet?"

Sun Wukong opened it and took a sip: "Don't worry, no matter what you do, those immortals don't dare to go out at night." He handed the wine to the canopy.

Tianpeng hugged the wine: "You.... Why do you suddenly want to get married?"

Sun Wukong: "You think I want to." Zixia is pregnant, of course I have to marry her. ”

Tianpeng felt embarrassed, and took a big sip of wine: "This world is really fucked up, anything can happen, but you can't control anything." ”

Sun Wukong didn't speak, he wanted to drink the wine in a big gulp.

Canopy: "Congratulations, though. People say that you jumped out of a rock, a helpless wild monkey that no one likes. But now that Zixia is willing to give you a home, you should be happy. ”

Sun Wukong: "Yes, I'm about to have a home, it's good." ”

Tianpeng: "Eh, how did you start with her, I remember that you have been avoiding her before, she has been looking for you, how did you get along?"

Sun Wukong: "When we returned to Heaven that day, he chased me all the way to Caiyun Palace. I really couldn't run, so I just sat down face to face with Zixia. I asked her, why are you chasing me. She was very domineering and said that it was because she liked me. I asked her again, then why do you like me? She smiled and asked me, do you need a reason to like someone?"

Tian Peng smiled and looked at the Milky Way: "Like someone, do you need a reason?"

Sun Wukong: "I don't know if there's a reason, but sometimes you find that you like someone you hate, and this relationship is the most fatal." ”

Canopy: "And then you're together?"

Sun Wukong: "Sort of, Zixia has been holding my hand with her to watch the morning sun rise slowly." ”

Tian Peng: "And then she's pregnant?!Could it be that holding hands will get pregnant." Tianpeng was a little nervous: "Then Chang'e and I ..... But Chang'e didn't say she was pregnant, Sun Wukong, could it be because you didn't wash your hands before holding Zixia's hand?"

Sun Wukong: "Hmph, are you so sure that Chang'e is not pregnant?"

Tianpeng was anxious: "It's over, no wonder the master has been telling that men and women don't kiss, it turns out that holding hands will get pregnant, it's too bad, no wonder she has been weird to me recently." ”

There was a loud movement in the grass behind the two, and the Bull Demon King crawled out: "Hey, hey, I really can't listen to it, who told you that holding hands will get pregnant?"

Canopy: "Won't it?"

Bull Demon King: "Kill him!" Who said this kind of deception to children, it's so irresponsible, how come this kind of person hasn't been killed by lightning." ”

Sun Wukong immediately put his face in front of the Bull Demon King: "Are you saying that Zixia is not pregnant at all, she lied to me !!"

Bull Demon King: "I didn't say that. Sun Wukong frowned, and rushed back to the hall angrily.

Fairy Zixia was sitting with her head in the room, and there was a knock on the door, and she ran over happily, but when she opened the door and found that it was the princess of the iron fan, Zixia put away her smile.

Zixia Fairy: "Haven't slept yet?" Zixia walked away and sat down again.

Princess Iron Fan came over and sat down: "Still waiting for that stinky monkey?"

Zixia Fairy: "Yes, I'm waiting for him to come back, and then I'll tell him a secret." ”

Princess Iron Fan: "Aren't you afraid that he will know that you lied to him about her pregnancy, and he will kill you?"

Zixia Fairy: "There is no joy in life, and there is no fear in death." From the first time he fought against Heaven, I knew that he was my hero. Since then, I have been thinking every day that in the future, my crush will be a hero of the world. One day, he will wear golden armor and step on colorful auspicious clouds to marry me. ”

Princess Iron Fan: "You are an immortal, how can you move your mortal heart?"

Zixia Fairy: "Because of him, I don't want to be an immortal anymore." If you are unhappy, what is the use of immortality? ”

Chang'e leaned outside the door and overheard their conversation. Sun Wukong rushed over to this side angrily, and Chang'e was about to settle accounts with him, but unlike before, Sun Wukong knocked her away with an air wave. He walked in viciously, grabbed Zixia's neck, and lifted her high.