Chapter 001: Let's go down to earth, Howling Dog

July 2, 2020, 10:30 p.m.

At the door of a local restaurant in the snack street in the back lane of Jiangling University, a group of four people, one tall and one short, one fat and one thin, staggered out shoulder to shoulder.

"Yifan, aren't you going back to the dormitory tonight?" Among them, the fat man with an inch head looked at the thin man beside him with drunken eyes.

The thin man's name is Xiao Yifan, he looks ordinary, has a skinny body, and the two slender arms exposed in short sleeves have no flesh at all, and the whole person looks weak and weak.

In fact, he is sick, and the pituitary gland secretes hormones too much and compresses the trigeminal nerve disorder, resulting in a major loss of appetite, an intermittent neurological, psychological, and physiological three-in-one disease.

Abbreviation: anorexia.

Well, he just lost too much weight, got anorexia, and now he can't get fat even if he wants to.

"No, I rented a villa outside in the afternoon, and tonight is the first night. Xiao Yifan snorted and shook his head and said.

"Wow, you actually live in a villa? Are you going to say goodbye to your left hand completely tonight, and move towards a high-quality life with a hole?"

Those who know him well will describe him in one word: Sven Beast!

"Hehe, can you do it? Do you want the old driver to take you on the road, teach you a few tricks, and ensure that you are a dragon swinging its tail tonight, like a fish in water!"

To describe the life of a tall man in one word: erosion!

"Damn, you beasts, get out of here. Xiao Yifan scolded, and then explained: "It's not a summer vacation, I'm going to do odd jobs to earn some money." The school dormitory is not allowed to live, so I can only rent a house outside. It took me most of the day to find such a villa with a good price, only 800 a month, economical and affordable, and I can live in it. ”

"You can rent a villa for 800 a month?" The tall, short, and fat men glanced at each other and said tacitly: "It's cheap and not good!"

"Cut, I'll assume you're jealous that I can live in a villa. Xiao Yifan was unmoved, and then waved his hand and walked towards the side of the road, "I'll go first, it's too late to go back, and the community will be shut up." ”

"Have a nice trip, something to contact by phone. The voice of a fat man came from behind him.

"Damn, do you still dare to mention your mobile phone?" Xiao Yifan turned his head and glared at the fat man when he heard this, and said viciously: "Why did you throw my mobile phone into the wine glass? I don't know if the mobile phone is not waterproof?"

Saying that, Xiao Yifan seemed to rush back and beat the fat man.

The fat man laughed evilly, pulled up the tall man and the short man and ran into the school gate quickly.

Xiao Yifan couldn't catch up with them, so he had no choice but to wait for a taxi on the side of the road.

The newly rented villa is in the Sunshine Community, four streets away from the school, ten minutes by car, and it is estimated that it will take about half an hour to walk.

After waiting for three minutes, a taxi finally pulled up nearby.

Xiao Yifan's wine woke up a lot, and he was about to get into the car, when he snapped, a little stain fell from the sky and fell on his arm.

"Hold the grass!" Xiao Yifan almost threw up, and was hit by bird droppings!

When I looked up, I saw a crow flying away.

"Damn, if Lao Tzu can fly, I have to pluck all your hair and barbecue!" Xiao Yifan cursed, and then sat in the car, "Master, go to Sunshine Community." ”

The taxi started slowly, and Xiao Yifan took out a napkin to wipe the bird feces on his arm.

Boom!

In less than three minutes, there was a bang, and the car shook violently and quickly stopped.

"What the hell?" Xiao Yifan slammed his head on the car door, straightened up and asked the driver, "What's the matter?"

"Excuse me, boy, the car has a flat tire. The driver said apologetically, "That's it, I won't charge you for this trip, please get out of the car and take another car." ”

Xiao Yifan: "......"

What the hell is tonight? Why are you so unlucky?!!

Complaining a few words in his heart, Xiao Yifan could only get out of the car and estimated the distance, "Forget it, let's take a shortcut and walk back." ”

Fifteen minutes later, Xiao Yifan walked out of an alley, and in front of him was the Sunshine Community.

Bang.

Hit someone!

"Damn, you don't have long eyes when you walk!" an angry voice rang in his ears.

Xiao Yifan was knocked to the ground, and his anger surged up after three or two bad luck tonight, and he was about to scold: "My day ...... Huh, what about people, you kid run fast, or I'll have to break your third leg!"

When he got up from the ground, his palm was scratched by a piece of broken glass on the ground, and the red blood flowed out, which was shocking.

"Hey......" Looking at the bleeding palm, Xiao Yifan didn't know how to complain, he was too unlucky tonight.

Entering from the community, all the way to the innermost, there is a single-family two-story villa, the street lamp in front of the door is broken, and the surrounding is dark, which looks very eerie.

Looking at the single-family villa in front of him, Xiao Yifan suddenly remembered what the charter wife said when renting a house in the afternoon:

"This villa of mine is very suitable for young young men to be transparent and economical and practical villas in the north and south. Dark kitchen and dark bathroom, no light in all seasons, water leakage in winter, frost in summer, with backyard, surname Wang next door. The biggest advantage is the geographical environment, adjacent to the Huangquan Expressway on the left, and adjacent to the Jiahe Airport, and the middle is the most prosperous pedestrian commercial street in our entire community: a dead end. ”

"Of course, the most important thing is that it is cheap, 800 a month, so that you are satisfied with renting and renting without loss. Not to mention Jiangling City, even in the whole of China, I can't find a cheaper villa than me with a searchlight. ”

Under the big trick of the charter wife, Xiao Yifan paid 1600 in a daze and rented it for two months.

Thinking of the smile that cracked at the corner of the charter woman's mouth before leaving, Xiao Yifan felt a little chill in his heart.

"This can't really be some kind of haunted house, right?" Looking at the gate of the villa in front of him, Xiao Yifan didn't dare to step in.

Lingering in front of the door for about three minutes, a rush of urine hits, and three bottles of beer in the evening.

"Damn!" Xiao Yifan gritted his teeth, "It's a blessing or a curse, it's a curse that can't be avoided! The villa I rented with my own money, even if it is a haunted house, I have to live for a night." ”

Thinking of this, Xiao Yifan came to the door and was about to open the door and go in.

"Hold the hastily!!" Xiao Yifan took out his trouser pocket and found that the wallet and keys were gone, and a vague figure appeared in his mind, gritting his teeth for a while, "It must be the bastard who hit me just now, the pickpocket who was cut a thousand times!"

At this moment, Xiao Yifan's situation can be described as miserable: the mobile phone can't get through the water, the bird feces are stinky, the wallet is stolen and penniless, the palm of the hand is bleeding and the heart aches, the urge to urinate can't be held back, and the cold wind blows outside the door!

Xiao Yifan was so suffocated by urine that he couldn't bear it, and when he was about to kick the door violently, he saw the wall behind the villa, and his eyes suddenly lit up: "By the way, there is a backyard, I can climb over the wall to get in!"

If you think of it, you can do it, the wall is only about two meters high, Xiao Yifan started quickly, jumped hard when he got under the wall, grabbed the edge of the wall with both hands, kicked with both feet, and climbed over the wall with his strength, and fell into the backyard.

After solving his personal physiological needs, Xiao Yifan breathed a sigh of relief.

"This backyard is quite big, it has to be seventy or eighty square meters, but it's a little too desolate, if you plant some flowers and plants or something, it will be much more beautiful. Xiao Yifan was walking in the backyard, and he was called to have a casual meal in the afternoon before he had time to stroll.

"Huh, how come there is a stone door?"

At this time, Xiao Yifan's eyes focused on a stone door erected in the center of the backyard.

The stone gate is mottled, and it looks like it is very old, full of an atmosphere of antiquity, vicissitudes, famine, and mythology.

The stone door was also covered with dense cracks, as if someone had smashed it with a stone hammer, and it would crumble into pieces at any moment.

"This stone gate is so strange, why is it erected here?" Xiao Yifan walked around the stone gate three times, but didn't find anything special.

After hesitating for a moment, Xiao Yifan stretched out his right hand and touched the stone gate.

A wound had been cut on the palm of his right hand before, and it was still bleeding, and when it touched the stone door, a suction force came in an instant, and the blood was continuously sucked in.

"Hold the grass! What the hell is this stone gate? Protect Shu Bao? Even suck blood?" Xiao Yifan was shocked, and hurriedly wanted to stop it, but the suction was stronger, and he was attracted to the stone gate, and he wanted to suck him dry.

As the blood was continuously inhaled, Xiao Yifan lost too much blood, his consciousness began to blur, and his eyes became darker and darker, and he wanted to sleep.

"I was wrong, I don't want to be greedy anymore!" Before Xiao Yifan fell into a coma, a silent roar came out of his mouth: "Chartered wife, you big liar, return the rent to me, I won't rent it!!"

The next moment, Xiao Yifan collapsed to the ground with a thud and fell unconscious in front of the stone gate.

Shimen absorbed enough blood, and was slightly shocked, as if he had come to life, emitting a faint fluorescence.

Shout!

This fluorescent light soared into the sky, straight into the nine heavens, reaching the nine heavens, communicating with a supreme plane - the fairy world!

In the fairy realm, the South Heavenly Gate, a fluorescence shot out from the nether realm, shining on the door, revealing a passage twenty centimeters in diameter.

The Four Heavenly Kings guarding the Nantian Gate noticed the strangeness of the Nantian Gate and hurriedly went to tell the Jade Emperor.

The Treasure Palace.

The Jade Emperor sits in the center of the treasure hall, and the immortal generals are on both sides.

"Zhongqing's family, the Nether Gate to Heaven has reopened again after three thousand years, and it is a big matter, and it is related to the rise and fall of Heavenly Court. The Jade Emperor's voice was like a thunder dragon, resounding in the ears of all the immortal ministers, "Which Qing family is willing to go down to earth to inquire about this matter?"

"Back to the Jade Emperor, the Gate of Heaven in the Nether is too fragile and thin for us to cross to the Nether. King Tota stood up and said, "Unless you are petite, you can pass, and you only have one chance a month to go down to earth." ”

Speaking of this, King Tota looked at the Howling Dog lying at the feet of Erlang God on the side.

Sensing the look in King Tota's eyes, the Howling Dog raised his head and glared at him, and roared: "Wangwang!

Translated into human words, it is: What are you looking at?!

Tai Bai Xing touched his beard at this time and stepped forward, adding: "The reason why the Gate of Heaven is so weak is because the people who opened the Gate of Heaven in the Nether Realm did not have any cultivation, and they only reopened the Gate of Heaven by chance. If you want to completely consolidate the Tongtian Gate and communicate the passage between the Nether and the Immortal Realm, you must improve the cultivation of the person who opens the door, so that it can reach the Mahayana realm, and integrate yourself with the Tongtian Gate in order to succeed. ”

"Howling Heaven, are you aware of this mission?" Tai Bai Xing squinted his eyes and asked Roaring Dog.

"Wangwang!" "The Roaring Sky Dog stood up abruptly and yelled at Tai Bai Xing, which translated: "Why did this mission fall on Ben Wang's head?"

At this time, Erlang Shen's eyes rolled and admonished: "Roaring heaven, you have been too lazy to eat and do it for thousands of years, you are paralyzed on the ground every day and do not move, and your limbs are about to degenerate. Look at how fat you are now, I can't even hold you. This Nether is also an experience for you, you should lose weight, and when you come back, you will be a good dog!"

"Wangwang!" "The Roaring Sky Dog roared angrily at Erlang God, which translated: "Okay, you master of the Pit Wangxing people, I have been born and died with you in vain, and now you want to soak in the Caixia Fairy, thinking that my big light bulb is in the way, and you want to kick me to the nether." ”

Erlang God was unmoved, and with a wave of his right hand, a wave of immortal power swept up the Roaring Sky Dog and flew towards the South Heavenly Gate.

"Wangwang!" The hall echoed with the unyielding roar of the roaring dog: "Don't go down to earth! Stinky master, bad master, cross the river and tear down the bridge, Ben Wang and you are incompatible!"

Poof.

The Howling Sky Dog was forcibly stuffed into the passage of the South Heavenly Gate, and with a flash of light, it disappeared without a trace.

"Good. For the sake of the safety of the Heavenly Court, the Roaring Heavenly Dog bravely went to the lower realm, and when it returned, it was canonized as the general of the Guardian Divine Dog and commanded the 36,000 immortal dogs of the Heavenly Court. "The Jade Emperor Chrysostom said that he remembered the great merit of the heavenly dogs.

After arriving at the scattered dynasty, Erlang God rushed towards Tianhe with an excited face: "Caixia Fairy, I'm here, this time there is finally no roaring dog to disturb us." ”

"Let's swing our oars and sail to the other side of happiness!"