Chapter 002 Ben Wang would rather choose a dog leash

Xiao Yifan had a dream, in which he was a door, towering in the chaos.

In the chaos, I don't know the years, and an epoch is a year.

I don't know how long it took, a big hand went deep into the chaos, grabbed the stone gate out, and placed it on a sea of clouds as a gateway to the heavenly court.

Since then, he has had a name: Nantianmen!

As Nantianmen, he stood tall and saw many things in the heavenly court: the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother had a small quarrel for three days and a big fuss for five days, Taishang Laojun refined the elixir nine times to succeed once, Yue Lao often got drunk and pulled the red rope to the wrong object, a stone monkey made a big havoc in the Heavenly Palace and turned the heavenly court upside down, Marshal Tianpeng teased Fairy Chang'e and was demoted to the mortal world to become a pig, and Erlang God adopted a stray wild dog and named it Roaring Heavenly Dog......

The growling dog is not a good dog and always pees on his eaves.

The smell of urine is pungent.

"Damn, why do I really smell the urine smell of the roaring dog?" Xiao Yifan felt that he couldn't help but vomit in a coma, the smell was too unpleasant.

Then, with difficulty, he opened his eyes.

A thin dog lay lazily in front of him, drooping the dog's head, with a loveless dog expression.

On the ground not far away, there was an unknown liquid emitting a strong pungent smell.

"Damn, how can there be a dog in the yard?" Xiao Yifan was startled and wanted to get up, but he was weak.

He is still in a dying state of excessive blood loss, and he may hang up at any moment.

"Awake, doesn't seem to be dead. ”

At this time, Xiao Yifan saw the mouth of the thin dog open and close, and a voice came out.

"Pills, I'm hallucinating!" Xiao Yifan couldn't help but feel sad, this time he really lost a lot of money, he shouldn't have rented such a villa cheaply, and finally buried his own life.

"Hurry up if you're not dead, Ben Wang still has something to ask you. ”

This time, human words came out of the mouth of the thin dog again, and Xiao Yifan touched his chest with his hand and swore that this time it was definitely not an illusion!

"You...... You...... Are you talking about people?" Xiao Yifan's eyes widened, and he looked at the thin dog in disbelief.

"Nonsense, isn't Ben Wang a ghost?" exhaled through the Howling Dog's nose and glanced lazily at the villa, "Although there are indeed a few unjust ghosts here. ”

Woohoo!

Several unjust ghosts in the villa, who had been silently observing the situation here, were frightened and hurriedly hid invisibly.

"You're a dog, how can you speak human words? This is so unbelievable!" Xiao Yifan felt that the worldview he had worked so hard to build for twenty-one years had completely collapsed at this moment.

Damn, it was said that animals are not allowed to become sperm after the founding of the country?!!

"Although Ben Wang is a dog, he is not an ordinary dog, but an immortal dog, and he is the first fierce general under the throne of Erlang Zhenjun in the fairy world: the roaring dog is also!" ”

"Howling Dog, are you a Roaring Dog?" Xiao Yifan was taken aback, his nose smelled the familiar smell of urine in the air, and he subconsciously nodded and muttered: "That's right, you are indeed a Roaring Dog, and this smell of urine is exactly the same as in the dream." ”

Whistling Dog: "......"

Xiao Yifan felt that his consciousness was about to be unconscious again, so he took a breath and said with difficulty: "Roaring Sky Dog, I think I can still save it." Fast...... Help me......"

After saying that, his head tilted and he passed out again.

"Hey, that's a nuisance. The roaring dog looked at Xiao Yifan, who had passed out in a coma, and there was a trace of helplessness in the dog's eyes: "Ben Wang will not have a big healing technique, otherwise a big healing technique will be carried out, and it will be guaranteed to be alive immediately." ”

"Forget it, let's treat it according to the human method. ”

Thinking about it, the Howling Sky Dog walked up to Xiao Yifan, stretched out his two front paws, and pressed them on Xiao Yifan's temples one left and one right.

"Great Soul Reading!"

In an instant, Xiao Yifan's twenty-one years of life experience was read by the roaring dog, and there was no secret, even the shame of peeking at the girl next door taking a bath in elementary school was read.

"Wang!" The Roaring Sky Dog withdrew its paws and looked at the unconscious Xiao Yifan, a trace of doubt and incomprehension appeared in the dog's eyes, "Did I get the wrong script?" This guy is just an ordinary person, there is nothing special in his memory, why can he reopen the Tongtian Gate that has been sealed for three thousand years and communicate with the fairy world?"

The roaring dog can't figure it out, and the dog's head is about to explode.

"Forget it, if you come, you will be safe, and I am afraid that I will not be able to return to Heaven in the short term. Yang Erlang, you wait, Ben Wang must pee on your bedside when he goes back. ”

The Roaring Sky Dog didn't think much about it, and began to think about a way to rescue Xiao Yifan, because it knew that Xiao Yifan's current state was very poor and poor, and he might hang up at any time.

"By the way, call 110 if you have something, and the police uncle will help you!"

Thinking of this, the roaring dog took out a mobile phone from Xiao Yifan's pants pocket, and was soaked in a wine glass by the fat man before, and he was reluctant to throw it away, after all, it can still be used if he repairs it.

Looking at the phone with a black screen, the roaring dog looked confused: "Could it be that the first thing Ben Wang did when he went down to earth was to repair a mobile phone?!!

But if you don't fix it, how can you call 110 and ask the police uncle for help?

"That's right, Granny Land!"

The Howling Dog's eyes lit up, and it jumped up and fell heavily, an invisible force seeping into the ground, transmitting far, far and deep.

Burst!

Ten breaths later, a figure emerged from the ground, a gray-haired old woman with a cane.

If Xiao Yifan was still sober, he would definitely shout: charter wife, pay back!

After the land mother-in-law appeared, she said respectfully to the Roaring Sky Dog: "Roaring Heaven Immortal, I don't know what is the matter with summoning the old woman?"

"Do you have a cell phone?" asked the Howling Dog, straight to the point.

Granny Land: "......"

"As a land fairy who manages the area, don't you even have a mobile phone?" the Howling Dog asked.

"Yes, but it's at home, so I'll go back and get it. The land mother-in-law spoke, and with a pop she melted into the ground and disappeared.

After another twenty breaths, the land mother-in-law appeared again, holding a new Apple 10 mobile phone in her hand, and handed it to the Roaring Sky Dog, "Roaring Heaven Daxian, this is the old woman's filial piety to you." ”

"Well, that's good. "The Howling Sky Dog took the mobile phone with his left front paw, and when he checked it, he felt that it was very novel, there was no mobile phone to play with in Heavenly Court.

The old woman retired first. "The land mother-in-law is about to say goodbye and leave.

"Wait a minute. The Howling Sky Dog shouted to her, sniffed lightly, and asked in a solemn tone: "There is a faint trace of the Nine Demons on your body, have you been in contact with the Nine Hells Demons recently?"

The pupils of the land mother-in-law diated by one-third in an instant, but on the surface, she remained silent, and asked suspiciously, "What is the ghost?"

The Howling Dog stared at her with burning eyes, retracted his gaze half-loudly, and said casually: "It's nothing, you can go back." ”

"Yes, the old woman is leaving. The land granny popped into the ground and disappeared.

The Roaring Sky Dog looked at the place where she disappeared with a solemn expression, and muttered, "Ben Wang's nose is the most psychic nose in the Three Realms, and no one can match it except Di Ting. What's more, it is the Nine Demons and Demon Qi, and it is impossible for Ben Wang to smell it wrong. ”

"Let you go for the time being, Ben Wang wants to see what kind of conspiracy and tricks are hidden in your demonic qi!"

At this time, Xiao Yifan, who was lying unconscious on the ground, convulsed, as if to protest why he was not rescued!!

If you don't save it, you're really going to die!!

The whistling dog reined in his thoughts, pressed his phone with his paws, and dialed 110.

"I have someone here who is unconscious, hurry up and save him. The Howling Dog said eagerly.

"Hello, if someone is unconscious and needs first aid, please call the 120 emergency number. A warm reminder came from the phone.

"Why did it become 120 again?" Howling Sky Dog hung up the phone and re-dialed the emergency number, "I have someone here who is unconscious, hurry up and save him." ”

"Hello, please also give us your address in detail, and we will send someone to go immediately. Also, if it's critical, you can give it rescue breaths first!"

The roaring dog was stunned on the spot, looking at Xiao Yifan, who was unconscious, and recalled the steps and process of artificial respiration in his mind.

"Hmph, Ben Wang would rather choose a dog leash!"