Chapter 013 Monsters, eat my grandson

Bang bang!

Xiao Yifan opened the bottle in his hand and opened six bottles of beer cleanly.

"I'm telling you, drink it when you're not happy or in a bad mood. Xiao Yifan said seriously, and at the same time replaced two large glasses, and directly filled them: "What is there to suppress." Don't suppress it, let it all go. ”

"Come on, come on, I'll drink with you today, and sacrifice my life to accompany the beauty. ”

"You're not...... Are you allergic to alcohol?" Xu Shiyun looked at the large glass of beer sifted in front of her in surprise, almost half a bottle of glass, and asked with big eyes and confusion.

"Allergies?" Xiao Yifan's tone froze, and the movements in his hands also stagnated for a moment, and then he stood up suddenly, raised his left foot and put it on the stool, and said heartbreakingly: "We have been classmates for three years, and we have just experienced life and death, and we have a lifelong friendship! You said that you are depressed now, I will definitely accompany you, so that you can vent all the depression in your heart." ”

"Come on, come on, what kind of sensitivity, even if I hang up today because of allergies, I have to drink with you. ”

While speaking, Xiao Yifan raised the glass in his hand and motioned to Xu Shiyun: "Come, cheers!"

Xu Shiyun couldn't be stubborn, and finally raised her head and killed it in one gulp.

As soon as he put down the wine glass, he was filled up by Xiao Yifan in an instant, "Come on, if there is anything unhappy, put it all aside and do it again." ”

After speaking, Xiao Yifan led by example, raised his head and killed it again, and then signaled Xu Shiyun with an empty cup.

"Okay,. Xu Shiyun was moved by Xiao Yifan, and her heart was warm: Xiao Yifan is allergic to drinking, and now in order to relieve the depression in his heart, he sacrificed his life to drink with himself, this kind of classmate love is rare in the world.

There is true love in the world!

I couldn't be more moved in my heart, Xu Shiyun once again drained a big cup.

Two large glasses in a row are almost equivalent to one bottle.

"Okay, happy. Do you feel much more comfortable?" Seeing this, Xiao Yifan sifted Xu Shiyun again: "I'll just say it, don't say anything when you're depressed, just drink." Come on, do it again!"

Every time Xiao Yifan persuaded him to drink, he could find a suitable, justified, and unrefusable reason, and by the way, Xu Shiyun was moved.

The two of them pushed the cups and changed them in less than five minutes, and each of them drank six large cups in less than five minutes, which is equivalent to three bottles per person.

Xu Shiyun's alcohol consumption is only about three bottles, and at this time she already feels dizzy, her eyes are shining, and her feet are shaking.

Well, she got drunk without a hitch.

As for Xiao Yifan, there is nothing to do.

He used to be known as the "God of Wine" in the bedroom F4, but now he has a complete foundation, and his physique is a mess, even if he soaks in the wine jar, he will not get drunk.

Xiao Yifan was about to take advantage of the victory to chase after him, and opened another bottle, when he suddenly saw a very obscene bald head, looking at Xu Shiyun, who was blushing and a little hungover.

Xiao Yifan raised his eyebrows, stood up suddenly, glared at his bald head angrily, and scolded: "What are you looking at?"

"Look at you. The bald head is not a cowardly person, he was caught by Xiao Yifan on the spot, he was not afraid at all, and glared back viciously.

"Oops, I'm grumpy. Xiao Yifan said angrily: "Try another one?"

"Try it, try it. The bald head stood up directly from the chair, wanting to overwhelm Xiao Yifan with momentum.

Xiao Yifan's eyes narrowed, and his right foot was lightly hooked.

Bang.

The bald head fell straight from the chair and fell into a.

Ignoring the bald man's words, Xiao Yifan helped Xu Shiyun up and prepared to leave.

"Don't go, fight until dawn!" Xu Shiyun seemed to have touched a certain switch, and suddenly opened her beautiful big eyes, but at this time she was full of a trace of drunkenness and confusion, and said arrogantly: "You can still drink it at home, and you can still drink eighteen bowls at home!"

Xiao Yifan: "......"

What the hell is the Sprinkle family? What kind of stalk is the Eighteen Big Bowls? Could it be that he was possessed by the tiger hero Wu Song?

"Okay, let's go back and drink. Xiao Yifan cautiously comforted Xu Shiyun, put one hand under his arm and wrapped it on his shoulder, and the other hand held Liu Waist, holding her out of the barbecue restaurant.

The surrounding melon-eating crowd saw Xiao Yifan supporting the drunk Xu Shiyun, and an ambiguous smile appeared on his face.

"Young man, you have to take it easy. ”

"Hey, young people now, the city can play. ”

Xiao Yifan: "......"

Xu Shiyun was completely drunk at the moment, acting completely according to instinct, her hands kept gesturing, not at all restless, and she kept muttering in her mouth: "Evil animal, Hugh is rampant, look at the eighteen palms of the Fuhu of the Sprinkle family." ”

Bang Bang Bang!

Xiao Yifan was caught off guard and was slapped in the face!

Touching the place where he was beaten, Xiao Yifan was very depressed: the wine he persuaded was to help her even if she was beaten to death!

However, he was still looking forward to it infinitely, and Xu Shiyun was drunk and messed with his relatives.

However, Xiao Yifan waited for a long time, except for Wu Song's state, the state of chaotic relatives has not occurred, and then he fell asleep directly, lying in Xiao Yifan's arms and falling asleep.

"Wow, I'm really ......" Xiao Yifan looked down at Xu Shiyun, who was sleeping sweetly, and was annoyed and angry in his heart: "What about the messy relatives who said yes?

"Lie to the paper! Sure enough, the words of the beautiful woman can't be believed!!"

However, Xiao Yifan quickly thought of a question: how to place Xu Shiyun?

Seeing that she slept so dead, she must not be able to find the address of her home.

If you open a room nearby, it doesn't seem appropriate, and you have to press your ID card, who knows if Xu Shiyun's ID card is brought.

If you send it to the dormitory for girls, the accommodation will be suspended during the summer vacation!

"Hey, I can't help it, I can only take it home. Xiao Yifan sighed and reluctantly made the final choice.

But can the curvature of the corners of your mouth be reined in? What is the wonderfulness of thinking of it...... Ahh

casually stopped a taxi, Xiao Yifan took the drunk Xu Shiyun and left in style.

In the dark corner not far away, Qinglian frowned and whispered: "Is Master's Nine Palaces Fortune Telling Miscalculated Again? That guy doesn't look like a good person." ”

"Hurry up and follow, if you dare to have evil thoughts about Shiyun, hum ......"

......

This night, in Xiao Yifan's villa, a big event finally happened!

Of course, it's not the thing you're thinking about at the moment, but if you want to be crooked, you will face the wall and shout at the sky: Get out of my body with your obscene thoughts!

When Xiao Yifan helped Xu Shiyun, who was drunk and asleep, to the big bed in the guest room, it seemed that a magic button was inadvertently triggered, and Xu Shiyun entered the second state of drunkenness!

Swish!

Xu Shiyun suddenly opened her eyes, like a monkey, and jumped up from the bed dexterously.

"Monster, eat my grandson!"

Before the words fell, Xu Shiyun didn't know where to get a steel pipe, and swung it at Xiao Yifan's head.

"What the hell is this Great Sage possessed?" Xiao Yifan dodged away, confused.

However, Xu Shiyun did not give up, chasing Xiao Yifan and smashing it.

"Youkai, where to escape!"

Bang bang bang!

Xu Shiyun was unscrupulous, brandishing a steel pipe and smashing it around.

Then, the scene was almost uncontrollable.

Half an hour later, looking at the villa that was smashed to pieces, Xiao Yifan was full of inner bulls:

"A drunken woman, it's so terrifying!"