Chapter 012: Cooperate with me, let me pretend to be a force
Chapter 012 Cooperate with me, let me pretend to be a force
"You know?" said the big brother's eyes lit up, "That's better." ”
The blade was attached to Xu Shiyun's delicate, red and shiny neck, and with a little force, a big beauty Xiang Xiaoyu died, threatening Xiao Yifan: "You don't want her to die, immediately cut off the meridians and abolish your hands and feet!"
Xiao Yifan frowned, looking for a flaw, whether he could take down the leading brother without hurting Xu Shiyun.
"Hurry up, or I'll let her die in front of you immediately!" The eldest brother who took the lead didn't give Xiao Yifan time to think about it, and urged sharply.
Xu Shiyun didn't dare to speak anymore, because the sharp blade was tightly pressed against her throat, and the slightest movement would cause blood to splash on the spot.
But she could blink her big clear and bright eyes and convey her prayer to Xiao Yifan: "Xiao Yifan, save me! I'm still a yellow flower girl, I don't want to die! You saved me, according to the rules of the rivers and lakes, I will marry you with my body!"
Ahem, in fact, this is Xiao Yifan's own imagination, forcibly adding drama to his eyes!
Faced with such a predicament, Xiao Yifan had to resort to the killer weapon at the bottom of the box: if there is something, find the sky.
"Roaring Dog!" Xiao Yifan looked down at the Roaring Dog who was lying at his feet playing with his mobile phone and said, "Quickly come out and help with your paws." ”
"Wang. The roaring dog didn't raise his head and said: "This is your own business, look at it yourself." ”
"As a fairy dog, are you really so ruthless?" Xiao Yifan asked.
"Wang. The Howling Sky Dog let out a sneer: "As an immortal dog, I shouldn't have interfered in mortal things. ”
"You are ruthless!" The corners of Xiao Yifan's mouth twitched, and then his eyes lit up, and he thought of a deal, and said: "Didn't you say before that you wanted to brush a yacht for a pet anchor?" In this way, you help me once, I will get you a card and deposit 1,000 yuan. ”
Hearing this, the eyes of the roaring dog lit up, this can be considered.
In addition to flirting with girls, it found that the online live broadcast was also quite fun, especially one of the beautiful anchors who raised Jingba, the Jingba was very white and cute, which was very in line with its aesthetics, and wanted to brush the yacht to reward.
"1000 is too little, at least 10000. The Howling Dog immediately raised the price.
"I'm rubbing, you're really a lion's mouth. The 20,000 yuan of stolen money, bought a new mobile phone, and gave you a new package, there are more than 8,000 left. Xiao Yifan cried and shouted poverty, and bargained: "3000, no more points." ”
"No, 8000. Otherwise, Ben Wang refuses to claw!" said the Howling Sky Dog with an arrogant face.
"You have to leave me some living expenses, right?" Xiao Yifan said with a deep groan: "Up to 5,000, if it doesn't work, the transaction will be canceled!"
The Howling Dog thought for a moment, and the dog nodded, "Wang!"
Seeing that the Roaring Sky Dog was about to claw out immediately, Xiao Yifan hurriedly shouted to stop: "Wait a minute, cooperate with me, let me pretend to be a force!"
Whistling Dog: "......"
After getting rid of the Roaring Sky Dog, Xiao Yifan's body was shocked, and a trace of the breath of snow in the world of a lonely master spread, his eyes burned to look at the leading brother, and he said in a cold tone: "I, Xiao someone, never accept any threats!"
"The person who threatened me is now more than two meters tall on the grave!"
"You, no exception!"
As soon as the words fell, there was a click, and the eldest brother who took the lead foamed directly at the mouth and collapsed to the ground unconscious.
Bite.
The sharp short knife also fell to the ground, and a crisp crashing sound sounded.
"This ......" Xu Shiyun blinked her beautiful big eyes, looked at the leading brother on the ground in surprise, and then looked at Xiao Yifan with electric eyes.
Xiao Yifan felt Xu Shiyun's electrified eyes, and his heart was extremely comfortable, although he was a little distressed after spending 5,000, but this forced pretending was still very rewarding!
However, Xu Shiyun's eyes lit up, and she said with certainty: "Well, this must have been done by someone secretly sent by my father to protect me." ”
Xiao Yifan: "......"
Howling dog, let's discuss, can I pay back the 5,000 yuan now?
"Let's go, I don't want to go home yet. Xu Shiyun rushed over with an eager face, grabbed Xiao Yifan's hand, and rushed towards the special exit.
Only the poor foursome were left lying on the ground, unknown whether they were alive or dead.
Shout.
A figure in a cyan robe suddenly appeared here, and with a wave of his right hand, the four people on the ground disappeared directly.
After thinking about it, he took out a mobile phone and made a call, and after connecting, he didn't wait for the other party to speak, and said directly: "Master, Shiyun has met the person you refer to in the hexagram." ”
There was silence for a moment on the other side, and then there was a ticking sound, as if it was telling a fortune again.
Words came from the middle of the sound: "Well, the hexagram of this girl Shiyun has become a trend of whether it is extremely Tailai and the flying dragon is in the sky, so there is no need to worry too much." But you're fine right now anyway, so continue to protect her secretly. ”
The blue-robed man's face turned bitter, and he hurriedly begged, "Master, I'm also very busy." Yuan Ru's junior sister has already issued an ultimatum, if I can't condense Jin Dan within half a year, she will break up with me. ”
"Master, you can't ruin my happiness. ”
"Ahem. The other side coughed, and said earnestly: "Qinglian, you are the most valued disciple of the teacher, how can the teacher destroy your happiness." ”
"As long as you do this well, you will protect Shiyun from any harm for the teacher, and promise that the teacher will arrange the marriage for you in half a year, and invite the Eight Great Immortal Sects to congratulate you. ”
Qinglian's eyes lit up, and she immediately swore and promised: "Master rest assured, the disciple promises to complete the task and not let Shiyun lose a single hair." ”
Hanging up the phone, Qinglian was radiant and full of blood, and she was no longer as listless and loveless as before.
"Shiyun, you should boldly go to the rivers and lakes, and my senior brother will escort you!"
Qinglian's figure flickered and disappeared again.
Unbeknownst to him, a dog floated beside him the whole time, eavesdropping on all his conversations.
"Interesting!" "Interesting!" the Howling Dog's eyes flashed with amusement, "It seems that that little girl has an extraordinary background." I don't know what changes have happened in the immortal cultivation realm of the mortal realm in the past three thousand years?!!"
On the other side, Xu Shiyun dragged Xiao Yifan out of the department store quickly, racing all the way, and didn't stop until she couldn't run anymore.
"Whew. Xu Shiyun gasped violently, and cautiously looked back to see if she had been caught up.
Xu Shiyun patted her chest with her hand, and murmured with palpitations: "It's so dangerous, I was almost caught again." ”
However, how do you feel that the touch of the hand is wrong?
Look down and see whose hand it is?!!
Xiao Yifan's face turned red, he didn't mean it!
Xu Shiyun understood, and hurriedly let go of Xiao Yifan's hand, and a blush flew on her pretty face, but fortunately, she couldn't see clearly because the street lights were dark.
"I ......" Xiao Yifan felt that he needed to explain.
"Don't say anything, drink with me first. Xu Shiyun's eyes lit up, and she saw a barbecue restaurant on the side of the road, and hurriedly walked over.
"Encountering such an incident today makes me feel very bad. Xu Shiyun sat directly in a seat, looked at Xiao Yifan who was sitting opposite and said: "Every time I am in a bad mood, I will turn depression into appetite, eat a good meal, and then forget everything." ”
Xu Shiyun ordered a lot of miscellaneous things, and finally opened a bottle of beer.
"You can have a drink with me. Xu Shiyun directly sifted two cups and handed one to Xiao Yifan.
"That...... I don't drink. Xiao Yifan looked at the wine glass in his hand a little speechlessly, feeling that the span of the first formal acquaintance was a bit big, and persuaded him: "Don't drink either, it's not good to drink." ”
"A drunk relieves a thousand sorrows. Xu Shiyun didn't care about it, picked up the wine glass and signaled to Xiao Yifan, "Come, you can drink with me." ”
"Hey, you know that drinking can't solve the problem?" Xiao Yifan hurriedly stopped Xu Shiyun: "I'm allergic to drinking, and besides, I haven't seen you drink." ”
"I can understand that you're in a bad mood today, but you can't just drink. You can do exercises to relieve your body and mind. Xiao Yifan admonished bitterly: "Besides, if you drink, you drink all over the body, and if your parents find out when you get home, they will be angry with you, right?"
Xu Shiyun frowned, nodded distressedly, and put down the wine glass in her hand at the same time.
"Well, don't drink it, that's right. Xiao Yifan had a satisfied smile on his face, thanks to his ability to speak well, he saved a lost girl who almost went astray.
"That's right. Xu Shiyun nodded in agreement and muttered softly: "I was drunk last time...... Only...... Just mess with relatives. ”
In an instant, the whole world stood still.
Xiao Yifan's head was raised little by little, he looked at Xu Shiyun in a daze, and suddenly his face showed a trace of irrepressible joy, and he shouted to the waiter: "Waiter, here is another case of beer." ”
Xu Shiyun: "......"