"Xiao Zong, believe it or not, I will call the police to arrest you later, you are restricting the personal freedom of others, do you know that you are breaking the law?"

"Xiao Zong, Cao Liujuan, I won't let you go, you wait for Lao Tzu, this matter of pouring dung is not done by Lao Tzu at all, do you know that this is a false accusation. ”

"You try to fight again, believe it or not, Lao Tzu is fighting hard with you, ouch, you really fight. ”

......

In front of the old place, Hou Xiaoli was helplessly cleaning up the feces under the suppression of Xiao Zong and Cao Liujuan, a couple of five big and three coarse couples, seeing this scene, Lu Xiaowei and Yang Qiushuang were quite speechless, and they didn't expect Xiao Zong and Cao Liujuan to attribute the matter of pouring feces to Hou Xiaoli, an innocent person.

Looking at Hou Xiaoli with a helpless face, Lu Xiaowei shook his head, returned to the store to prepare for the arrival of the guests, in front of the old place, Hou Xiaoli was still chattering and scolding, Xiao Zong and Cao Liujuan joined forces to suppress Hou Xiaoli.

"Hurry up and work for me, the guests are coming soon, if you dare to delay our business, Hou Xiaoli, you don't want to go back to open a store today." ”

"If you want to call the police, just report it, is it reasonable to splash feces, let the police come and evaluate it, whose fault is it. ”

"But Lao Tzu didn't splash dung at all, Lao Tzu had been sleeping last night, so you can't run to splash dung in your dreams, you two don't frame Lao Tzu. ”

......

Ignoring the noisy Hou Xiaoli, Xiao Zong and Cao Liujuan, Lu Xiaowei's food did not return to the guests, and Yang Qiushuang and Lu Xiaowei began to get busy.

After being busy for half an hour, the noise in front of the old place finally ended, Xiao Zong and Cao Liujuan also began to operate normally, and waves of guests walked into the old place.

Lu Xiaowei went out to take a look and found that the business in the old place was not bad, and there were already more than 20 people sitting in the shop, basically all of them were repeat customers, and they were about to catch up with his food.

A smile crossed the corner of his mouth, Lu Xiaowei flicked his hand, and a fart pill flew out silently, falling on Xiao Zong's body and disappearing, the fart pill can be thrown at will within a range of dozens of meters, it is a black technology pill produced by Chaos Potted Plant, and it has a strange effect.

Originally, after drawing it, Lu Xiaowei still thought that fart pills were chicken ribs, but now it seems that it has a bit of an effect, if it is used properly, it can definitely let his enemies enjoy it.

It takes ten minutes for the fart pill to have an effect, and after Lu Xiaowei threw the fart pill, he returned to the food and continued to prepare meals for the guests, waiting for the wonderful performance of the old place.

Qinyuan Commercial Street, the old place.

A group of customers are eating in the restaurant, talking while eating.

"That's the taste, I've had breakfast in the old place for five years, and the taste of the things here has not changed, it's so delicious from beginning to end, if I can, I really want to be able to eat the things of the old place for the rest of my life." ”

"Who's to say it's not, compared to the food next to it, the things in the old place are too cheap, and I don't know what magic the things there are, but they attract so many customers. ”

"Anyway, I don't dare to go to eat without returning, a bun there costs ten yuan, which is enough for me to eat breakfast in the old place for a week, and the boss who does not return to eat is too dark. ”

......

Looking at the small shop that was gradually full, Xiao Zong and Cao Liujuan both had smiles on their faces: "Although some business was robbed by the lack of food, but fortunately, the signboard of our old place is here, and so many people come to eat every day." ”

Cao Liujuan nodded: "Yes, our things are good and cheap, and the things that can't be eaten are too expensive, but I don't know what magic there is, so expensive that there are still people to eat, is there something wrong with their brains." ”

"It's certain that they have a problem in their brains, the one who can't return to eat is the best at cheating, otherwise there wouldn't be so many people who patronize and can't return, and they robbed a lot of guests in our old place. Xiao Zong said indignantly.

"Poof......

As soon as Xiao Zong's words fell, Cao Liujuan heard a strange voice: "What's the sound, is someone farting?"

"Hehe, I ate a little too much in the morning, and I didn't hold back. Xiao Zong said with a dry smile.

Cao Liujuan glared at him: "If you have a fart, hold it back, we run a restaurant, if the fart is heard, what will the guests think of us, remember ......"

"Poof......

Before Cao Liujuan's words were finished, she heard the sound of farting from behind Xiao Zong again, and at the same time, a stench was surging, so that Cao Liujuan couldn't help pinching her nose: "Old Xiao, what are you doing, didn't it make you hold back." ”

"But I can't hold it, I can't help it if it has to fart. Xiao Zong said helplessly, and the words fell again.

"Poof......

At this time, some guests had already heard the sound and smelled the stench, and they all looked around.

"Who is it, so unethical, everyone is eating, you fart here, and just put one, and keep putting it. ”

"yes, it stinks, I can't stand it anymore. ”

"Who put it, hurry up and finish eating and go out, otherwise the big guys won't be able to eat." ”

......

"Puff puff ......"

Before the chatter of the guests had fallen, a series of fart sounds were heard, and the whole old place exploded.

"I'm going, the more I talk about it, the more energetic it gets, isn't it, who the hell is it, so excessive. ”

"If you can't control your ass, go out quickly, and let no one eat. ”

"It seems to be Boss Xiao, the smell is coming from Boss Xiao, and the fart sound is also heard from there. ”

......

A group of guests all focused their eyes on Xiao Zong, Xiao Zong's face was flushed, and he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "It's not me, I ......"

As soon as the words fell, a series of "poof" sounds came from behind Xiao Zong's ass again, and suddenly all the guests determined who was farting, and Xiao Zong blushed with shame.

"Get out of here, don't be disgusting here. Cao Liujuan hurriedly kicked Xiao Zong and told him to hurry out.

Xiao Zong bowed to all the guests with an apologetic face, hugged his stomach and ran outside, but before he could run out of the store, a series of voices sounded from behind him again: "Puff puff......"

Accompanied by the sound of fart, there was also a rolling stench, so that all the guests couldn't help but cover their noses and fan the wind with their hands, trying to fan away the stench.

A few guests stood up even more unbearable, hurriedly settled the bill and left, no longer daring to stay in the old place full of fart smell, Cao Liujuan hurriedly turned on the fan and blew out the fart smell in the store: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Lao Xiao ate a bad stomach last night, so I can't control it, please forgive me." ”

In the middle of the words, Xiao Zong's fart sound came from the distance: "Puff puff......"