"What is Lao Xiao doing, just now he said that his craftsmanship is good, but before the words landed, he began to fart and disgust us, do you still want to open a store. ”

"If you have a bad stomach, go out quickly, the big guys are eating here, but you let out so many farts, and you don't want to let the big guys eat, it's really unlucky. ”

"I can't eat anymore, I really can't eat anymore, you eat slowly, I'll go out to breathe. ”

......

The guests of the old place were in a mess, and soon half of the guests left in a hurry, and as for whether they would come next time, only God knows.

Cao Liujuan looked quite distressed, glared fiercely at Xiao Zong, who was still farting in the distance, and wanted to catch him and beat him violently, but now was not the time to beat him, so she hurriedly appeased the guests.

Cao Liujuan hurriedly apologized, and finally appeased the remaining guests, Lu Xiaowei also noticed Xiao Zong who ran out in embarrassment at this time, a smile crossed his face, Lu Xiaowei came to the door, and threw out another fart pill.

Ten minutes later, there were a group of new guests sitting in the old place, and the remaining old guests were almost finished, Cao Liujuan came to a guest with a plate of big meat buns: "Your big meat buns, a total of ten, can you take a look?"

"Well, let's put it here, by the way, hurry up and bring me the spicy soup. The five big and three rough guests said coldly.

Cao Liujuan nodded, and was about to speak, but she felt an itch in her buttocks, and a fart came out.

"Poof......

This fart made Cao Liujuan stunned, and the five big and three thick men in front of her were also stunned for a moment, looking at her viciously, Cao Liujuan hurriedly smiled dryly: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I'm going to serve you a spicy ......"

"Poof......

Before he finished speaking, another fart popped out, and the five big and three thick men held big meat buns in their hands, and looked up at Cao Liujuan: "Boss, what the hell are you doing, are you deliberately amusing Lao Tzu, and the fart is endless." ”

"I ......" Cao Liujuan shook her head with embarrassment, and at the same time a series of farts popped out: "Puff puff ......"

"!" The five big and three thick men jumped up all of a sudden, and stretched out their hands to hit Cao Liujuan, but their right hands stopped just halfway through: "Damn, Lao Tzu never beats women, I'll let you go today, it's so disgusting, don't eat it." ”

After speaking, the five big and three thick men threw a plate of steamed buns directly to the ground, turned around and left the old place, Cao Liujuan looked at the five big and three rough men helplessly, and the sound behind him kept ringing: "Puff puff......"

The other customers in the store couldn't stand it anymore and left in a hurry, especially a few old customers who had experienced Xiao Zong's fart baptism, and they ran faster than rabbits one by one.

"What's going on with the boss and the lady of this old place, don't you want the guests to eat here, the boss farts and bombs us, and now the boss does the same, are the two of them sick. ”

"I guess I ate the wrong thing, otherwise it wouldn't be like this, but I'm also in the catering business, don't you know that some things will fart when eaten, and they stink. ”

"I'm sick to the old place next time I'm never going to come back to the old place. ”

......

Cao Liujuan wanted to cry and looked at the empty old place without tears, and hurriedly ran out of the old place and came to Xiao Zong, Xiao Zong was sitting in a corner at this time, and the sound of "poof" in the back kept ringing, and he couldn't stop it.

Seeing Cao Liujuan running over while farting, Xiao Zong said with a bitter face: "Why did you start farting too, what the hell is going on, did the two of us eat the wrong thing?"

"How do I know if I ate something wrong, but what we ate last night and this morning is normal, we used to eat these things, but we didn't fart before, what's wrong today. Cao Liujuan was about to cry: "Now that the guests have run out, and there are many repeat customers, I don't know if they will come to our old place in the future." ”

Xiao Zong's face was full of helplessness: "Otherwise, we will not be open this morning, and we will go to the hospital first to see what is going on." ”

"Is this going like this?" Cao Liujuan looked at Xiao Zong, who couldn't stop farting, and said angrily.

Xiao Zong was stunned for a moment, and glanced at Cao Liujuan, who also didn't stop farting: "Otherwise, let's wait, and then go to the hospital when we don't let go." ”

"Okay. Cao Liujuan nodded, and squatted in the corner with Xiao Zong, and the fart sound of "poof" behind him kept ringing for an hour before stopping.

As soon as the fart stopped, the two quickly closed the store door and went to the hospital, but they did a round of examination in the hospital, and there was nothing wrong with either of them.

Back at the old place, Xiao Zong and Cao Liujuan were still a little puzzled, and secretly said that the two of them didn't eat any messy things, but why did they keep farting.

Inadvertently glanced at the food that had been closed, thinking that he had only earned a dozen yuan in the morning, and scared away a bunch of repeat customers, Xiao Zong couldn't help but be full of anger, and walked towards the manure pit behind the old place with a small bucket.

At ten o'clock, when they came to the food and did not return, Lu Xiaowei and Yang Qiushuang were stunned to find that they were splashed with feces in front of the food and not returning to the door, and looking at the feces all over the ground, Lu Xiaowei's face was quite ugly.

Originally, he thought that after the morning lesson, Xiao Zong and Cao Liujuan would restrain a little, but he didn't expect that the two of them not only did not restrain themselves, but intensified, and the feces splashed everywhere around the food did not return, and even the big bowl of vegetables was affected a little, and there was more feces in front of the door, only the front of the old place was clean.

"Little viagra, they came to us again to spill feces, or we will call the police?" Yang Qiushuang said angrily.

Lu Xiaowei was silent for a moment and shook his head: "Don't call the police yet, you don't have to worry about this matter, just leave it to me, hurry up and clean up these feces, the guests will be here soon." ”

"Hmm. Yang Qiushuang nodded obediently and began to clean up.

Lu Xiaowei also helped to clean up together, and at this time, the door of the old local store next to him opened, revealing Xiao Zong's gloating face: "Boss Lu, what's going on, someone is pouring feces in front of your door again, I think you should think about whether you have offended someone recently, otherwise why is there always someone pouring feces in front of your door." ”

"yes, I should have looked into it. Lu Xiaowei glanced at Xiao Zong with a smile, and a cold color crossed his face: "If I find out who did it, I will definitely let him enjoy my methods." ”