Chapter 342: The Terrifying Woodpecker (1)
"Your tattoo is pure bullshit, my handsome guy who is wise and martial confesses to the beauty of Sichuan? Wouldn't you have fallen into my fame? So, if you want to find a way to make them confess to me, just like your sister-in-law, Wu Quan didn't know how to confess to the beauty at all, so he looked at Liu Cannon with contempt. \. QΒ5, C0М\\ said unashamedly.
"Let the beauties confess to you? You dream, do you think the elf beauties are as open and bold as Zhang Yingying? The two smiled secretly in their hearts, but their faces were serious, and they glanced at each other. They all saw a hint of a mischievous smile in each other's eyes.
"Tell me, don't you usually have a lot of bad ideas, why are you dumb today?. Wu Quan saw that the two of them still didn't give him ideas, and he was impatient.
"Instructor, you can achieve your goal by gathering all the elven beauties together and loudly announcing that you are all in love with them Xiao Xiaolong had a bad stomach and wanted to see Wu Quan's jokes, so he came up with a really bad idea. Although Wu Quan was a reckless man, how could he not hear the truth of what he said, he was so angry that his face jumped and he slapped Xiao Xiaolong on the head. Xiao Xiaolong was like a nail, nailed straight into the soil, only the upper half of his body was exposed, and the lower half of his body was naturally buried in the soil, he only felt that there were gold stars in his eyes, and there was a tendency to faint, but his mouth was shouting loudly: "Instructor, I didn't lie to you." Come to think of it, their cultivation methods are all taught by you, and they are respectful to you on weekdays. In addition to worship in the eyes, this is the manifestation of a crush on you, but you are ashamed of yourself and dare not express it to you, and you declare that you like them. This gives them encouragement, and they will naturally confess to you and then throw themselves into their arms
Wu Quan tilted his head and looked at the sky, secretly thinking that he had a point, every time he taught all the elf beauties to cultivate, their eyes did shoot a light of worship, it is not excluded that this is a manifestation of love, if you really gather them together, say that you like them, and hope that they will marry me, maybe you can really get your wish.
Thinking of this, a smile appeared on his face, and he pulled Xiao Xiaolong out and said, "I'm sorry, I blamed you, you really deserve to be a top student in the university, and your brain is flexible." It's really Takami, and Cannon didn't go to college. Too much for you. After speaking, he glanced at Liu Dacang with pity and scratched his head. As soon as he walked, Xiao Zhen summoned all the elf beauties to confess.
Wow, the two looked at Wu Quan's back. The muscles on his face moved, and his face flushed. But there was no sound until Wu Quan went far away. Only then did he burst out laughing, startling countless birds in the mountains, fluttering their wings in the air.
For a long time, a long time, the two finally stopped laughing, Xiao Xiaolong wiped away the tears from his eyes, and said, "Cannon, the instructor is so funny, this time it is estimated that he will have a big foreign appearance today." ”
"Cool, let's go see the excitement too, it's better to call everyone over. Liu Dacang laughed dryly a few times and said, "The instructor really doesn't have any emotional intelligence, and he actually believes such a ridiculous thing about you." I think it's impossible for him to chase down the beauty, so he can only overlord the bow
"What, what do you say? A voice came from above the two of them. Frightened, the two of them shrank their necks and looked up, only to see Wu Quan descending from the sky angrily, with an angry light in his eyes, staring at them fiercely.
Wu Quan has now cultivated to the late Yuan Infant stage. The skill is not ordinarily profound, and when he walked far away, he still heard the terrifying laughter of the two, and felt strange in his heart, so he flew back quietly. stopped in the air, peeking at what the two were doing, but they didn't expect that the two of them would expect him to make a big appearance, and they also said that they despised him, which was unbearable.
Liu Dacang and Xiao Xiaolong secretly screamed that it was not good, and covered their buttocks with both hands, guarding against Wu Quan's fierce kick, which made them strange that Wu Quan did not punish them, but looked at them with contempt. sneered: "I came to you to make an idea, I really found the wrong person, one of you is still the first, stick." I don't know how much worse I am than a lover who only has a good look, and I didn't expect you to dare to laugh at me who is wise and martial, it's really pitiful and pathetic
Speaking of this, a crystal box appeared in his hand, and he said arrogantly: "I can't chase the beauty? Do you know that the baby in this box was given to me by my little wife, and I dare to assert that my little wife is the number one beauty in the universe. No one will deny it
"News, big news, the two of them were interested, their eyes looked directly at the treasure box in Wu Quan's hand, and saw that the treasure box was carved with dragons and phoenixes, exuding a mysterious atmosphere and colorful light, and saw Wu Quan's smug face, which seemed to be telling the truth. They glanced at each other and reached a tacit understanding, Xiao Xiaolong took the lead in asking, "Instructor, another beautiful woman has confessed to you in turn?"
Wu Quan said proudly: "Your Tian Ju, there is another Mo girl who is the first in the universe to confess to me, her Shun Yiba can be described with pen and ink and language, as long as a man sees it, he will inevitably be scattered, his eyes will fall to the ground, and his chin will automatically detach
The cowhide blew into the sky, and the two of them didn't believe that there was such a beauty in the world at all, but they were a little convinced that there was really a beautiful woman who took a fancy to Wu Quan, but who was it? Isn't it the beauty of the medicine star? The beauty of the medicine star is not so beautiful.
Liu Cannon asked tentatively, "Instructor." Is it so beautiful? You have the ability, you invite her to the medicine star once, let us meet?"
Wu Quan looked up at the sky and said leisurely: "She is not a person in this universe, but a beauty in the big universe, and the only way to see her is to go to the big universe in the future."
The two of them were extremely puzzled, they really didn't know how Wu Quan met the beauties in the big universe, they were stunned for a while, Xiao Xiaoxiaolong said: "Instructor, is this the token of love she gave you? What kind of treasure is it?"
Wu Quan was extremely proud and opened the treasure box. Pointing to the bead that shimmered with multicolored light, he said exaggeratedly: "How can the treasure in the great universe be extraordinary? This is a Concentration Bead, which can increase the speed of cultivation hundreds or thousands of times
The two of them were extremely envious, and their eyes were red, because the Dingshen Bead looked really magnificent, it should be a very good baby, maybe it could really speed up people's cultivation, so they fixed their eyes on the beautiful woodpecker together, and asked urgently: "Instructor, what kind of treasure is this, and what is the function?"
Wu Quan didn't want to say that it was a decorative thing. Then he lied: "This baby is called a woodpecker, the best and most precious baby, what is the function, after the secret was finished, he glanced at the two proudly, and saw the two scratching their ears and cheeks, and their hearts were very cool, so they bit their fingers aggressively and drenched in blood on the concentration bead."
The Concentration Bead absorbed the blood in the blink of an eye. Then the ground turned into a five-colored light, straight into Wu Quan's dantian, quietly suspended, but the yuan baby in the dantian moved, grabbed the Dingshen bead as soon as he grabbed it, and held it in his arms happily, as if he had gotten a great treasure.
Wu Quan felt calm, and even his head was much clearer, knowing that this Dingshen Pearl was indeed extraordinary, he smiled happily, danced with his hands, and said in a loud voice: "Good baby, really good baby."
The two looked at each other sourly, and when they saw that Wu Quan had not dripped blood on the little bird for a long time, they were extremely curious, and Liu Cannon said: "Instructor, why don't you drip blood on this little bird to recognize the master?"
Wu Quan knew that this little bird was not a treasure, and it was useless to recognize the lord with blood, but of course he wouldn't say it, and said with a smile: "I have too many treasures, and I will recognize the lord with blood in the future."
Liu Dacang was so angry that he smoked and said, "Instructor, since you have too many treasures, just give me this bird."
"This is a token of love given to me by my wife, how can I give it away?" Wu Quan muttered in his heart, and when he saw that blood was still oozing from his fingers, he wiped it on the woodpecker's head.
He's going to be so bad.
The woodpecker suddenly became alive, opened its small mouth, and nailed it to Wu Quan's wound, sucking blood violently, and the speed was extremely fast.
"Oh, oh my God, Wu Quan was shocked, and he hurriedly shook his hands, but he couldn't shake off the woodpecker, and he felt that the blood in his whole body was flowing to the woodpecker, and his head was dizzy, knowing that this was a manifestation of excessive blood loss. was even more frightened, and no longer cared about the love token sent by the little wife, and punched the woodpecker hard.
"The woodpecker stood still. Still sucking blood as always.
Wu Quan only felt pain in his fist, and shouted loudly: "It's good, this is a blood-sucking monster, come and help him catch the woodpecker as he spoke, and pull it out hard, but the strange thing is that no matter how hard he uses it, the woodpecker still doesn't move, and the wound is painful."
Xiao Xiaoxiaolong and Liu Dacang were dumbfounded, seeing that Wu Quan's face turned pale, they also knew that the situation was not good, this was not the performance that a drop of blood should be. They hurriedly surrounded and shouted, "Instructor, I'll pull it for you." ”
Wu Quan let go.
The two of them pulled it out one after another, but with all their strength, they couldn't pull it even a bit.
Eccentric.
Xiao Xiaolong's head was flexible, and he quickly found a steel rope from the space ring, put it on the woodpecker's body, and then held the steel rope with Liu Dacang, and pulled it out vigorously, Wu Quan also blushed and retreated thickly.
The three of them are all masters, and with such a tug-of-war, it is really a mountain that can be pulled down, but it is bitter for Wu Quan, because the woodpecker stared at his wound and quickly drew blood, and the pain was so painful that the fairy was about to faint, and the expression of the grinning teeth was very terrifying.
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