Chapter 343: The Terrifying Woodpecker (2)

The Lan people struggled to tug of war for a while, only to hear a plop. \, 0m/three people are upside down, rolling and climbing. But he was very happy and stunned, because at last he pulled the woodpecker out, and got up with a blue nose and swollen face, and looked for the strange woodpecker, but strangely enough, there was no sign of the woodpecker anywhere.

"Gone, where did you go?" Wu Quan was anxious, this was a token of love from his little wife, although it was a little scary, but it couldn't be lost.

"Instructor, are you going to your dantian?" asked Liu Dacang.

"No, I don't. It's not in my dantian. "Wu Quan has long looked at his dantian, and there is indeed no trace of woodpeckers in it.

How is this possible?

The three of them looked at each other, looking around, and finally Liu Dacang and Xiao Xiaolong looked at Wu Quan's forehead in amazement, and pointed at it with their hands, shouting one after another: "Oh my God, instructor, you're finished, the woodpecker is on your forehead!"

Wu Quan was stunned. He reached out and touched his forehead, and felt that there was nothing on his forehead, so he said, "No, there is nothing on it." ”

"Hee-hee, instructor. Yes, it's on your forehead. You look in the mirror and you know that Liu Dacang summoned a mirror from the Zijian ring in time and handed it over.

Wu Quan snatched it with his hand. took care of his forehead, and when he saw it clearly, his eyes were black, and he sat on the ground with his buttocks, and almost fainted.

It turns out that the woodpecker is really on his forehead, but it has become a lifelike pattern and pasted on his forehead, the funny thing is that the woodpecker's red beak is located on the left side of the forehead, the emerald green body is located in the middle of the forehead, and the two snow-white legs stepped down from the forehead, and the two snow-white feet with five claws stepped on his two thick eyebrows, although it looks not terrifying, but it is also terrifying, if you look closely, you will find that the woodpecker's body is squirming slightly, especially the red beak. From time to time, an angle will be moved, and both legs will also move from time to time, which is even more frightening.

In fact, looking at it alone, the woodpecker is very cute, like a little elf, but if you look at it as a whole, a person has such a three-colored bird on his forehead but it is not very cute, to be precise, this person is not cute, very funny and absurd.

Liu Dacang and Xiao Xiaolong both leaned over and looked at it for a long time, and reached out to touch his forehead and touched it, Liu Dacang sighed in admiration: "It's so flat, there is no feeling of convexity, instructor, it's nothing, you will change your name to Woodpecker in the future."

Xiao Xiaolong disagreed, and said: "Woodpeckers are not good, so the name of the bird god is pasted."

Wu Quan was woken up by the two of them again, and shouted: "What are you talking about? Think of a way, how to restore this bird to its original appearance, otherwise it is really more difficult to want a beautiful woman to confess to me than to ascend to the sky."

"Instructor, I think this woodpecker is also a kind of treasure, otherwise it wouldn't have absorbed your blood and wouldn't have entered your body. Why bother to make it?" Xiao Xiaolong said with a smile.

"Nonsense. The magic weapon is probably not, and it is not in the dantian, it is on the surface of the body, I have never heard of a magic weapon attached to the skin, and the place chosen is so deadly Liu Dacang jumped to refute.

"It doesn't matter if it's a magic weapon or not, instructor, you just have to give it a try. Ordering the little bird to fly out of your forehead and leave, Xiao Xiaolong glared at Liu Dacang.

The two chattered and argued for a long time, but Wu Quan was about to cry because he ordered the bird to fly out. But the little bird really didn't bird him, and he sensed that the little bird was really a catty, a living thing, because there was a warm squirm on his forehead, so he shouted: "Okay, don't make any noise, use your brains well, and come up with a way."

The two stopped arguing and began to ask Wu Quan how he felt.

"Instructor, doesn't the little bird on your forehead listen to your orders? If you don't listen to orders, it seems that it is not a magic weapon, but a real bird, parasitic in your body like a worm, drinking blood every day

"Instructor, do you feel anything special on your forehead? Warm? weird, it seems that the temperature of the bird is higher than yours,"

The two of them said words without any nutrition, so angry that Wu Quan wanted to eat the two of them alive and record them, but now he had a request for the two of them, so he had to suppress the anger in his heart, and said angrily: "You two stupid people, can't you think of a good way?"

"Open the knife, cut off the skin, and then transplant the skin from the buttocks to the forehead, and everything will be fine" Liu Dacang said with a serious face.

This guy finally came up with a solution, although it was stupid, but it was feasible Wu Quan nodded, and fixed his gaze on Xiao Xiaolong's face, who had more ghost ideas.

Xiao Xiaolong pondered for a while and said, "It's a bit bad to open the knife, this little bird is obviously a spiritual thing, and it should have a special function." It's just that for some reason it stays on my forehead. Well, I have a way, lure it out with food, it's a woodpecker, eat

"Lured out? It was indeed Gao Jian, Wu Quan and Liu Dacang both sighed to Xiao Xiaolong in their hearts

The three of them began to look for insects, and soon found a large number of them from the trees, and began the action of luring, Xiao Xiaolong used a clamp to clamp a small worm, put it near Wu Quan's forehead, and kept shaking, shaking so that Wu Quan and Liu Cannon's eyes were spent, but the woodpecker still did not move.

"Wouldn't it, woodpeckers don't like to eat insects? All three muttered to themselves.

But at this moment, the woodpecker moved, opened its mouth, stretched out its head, and swallowed the worm on the clip in one bite, as fast as lightning, so that Xiao Xiaolong didn't have time to dodge at all, but his face showed joy, looked up to the sky and laughed, and said: "Wowhaha, this is indeed a woodpecker, like to eat insects."

He dared to use bugs to lure Ai in order to confirm whether the bird was a woodpecker, and he didn't care if he could lure it out.

Wu Quan was stunned for a moment, thinking that it was over, it was really a creature, and now it was living on my forehead, and it was really troublesome now, and seeing Xiao Xiaolong laughing extremely strangely, he was unhappy in his heart, and shouted: "Woodpecker is woodpecker." And how to be happy, hurry up and continue to seduce

Xiao Xiaolong nodded, rolled up his sleeves, picked up another worm and swayed it in front of Wu Quan's forehead, and said to Liu Dacang, who was watching curiously: "Cannon, you get ready, as soon as you see the woodpecker flying out, grab it."

Liu Cannon nodded and rolled up his sleeves. When he got closer, he made a gesture of catching a bird with both hands, as if he was facing a great enemy.

Perhaps it was because the woodpecker felt so delicious that it ate a bug, but now if it picks up the worm and shakes it on its head, it will peck at it like lightning and eat the worm into its mouth.

Despite this, Liu Dacang didn't even have a chance to stretch out his hand, because the speed of the woodpecker pecking insects was too fast, so he couldn't react at all, so a large number of small insects were quickly eaten by the woodpecker, but the woodpecker still stayed on Wu Quan's forehead

"Stupid, why are you just standing in a daze.

。 Wu Quan was so angry that he vomited blood and sprayed Liu Dacang's face with saliva.

"Instructor, this, the woodpecker is too fast, it must be a divine bird, where can I catch it?". Liu Dacang, who was already dizzy, wiped the foam on his face and said innocently.

Xiao Xiaolong also felt extremely strange, thought about it, and said: "Instructor, I think this woodpecker is very supernatural, just let it stay on your forehead, it only likes to eat insects, it will not be bad for your body, it should be good." As long as you have bugs in your body, I think it will definitely eat the bugs cleanly and make your body healthier

Wu Quan shook his head into a merchant drum and said, "No, there is a three-colored bird on this forehead, which makes me look unsightly, and I must find a way to catch it today." Small.

Liu Cannon smiled on the side: "Instructor." You just endure the chair for a few days, and I think that when the woodpecker is hungry, it will fly out of your forehead on its own, which is much better than the effect of seduction

Wu Quan was stunned for a moment, feeling that this was indeed a way, but it was better to catch the woodpecker now, so he said: "Lure again, don't be so close, farther away, you should be able to catch it."

The three of them started to act again, caught a few insects on the tree, Xiao Xiaolong clamped it with a clip, stood about three meters away from Wu Quan's forehead, and began to shake the insects on the clip, while Liu Cannon was standing aside, his eyes were stunned, staring at Wu Quan's forehead, intending to fly over as soon as he saw the woodpecker fly out, and Wu Quan's hands had already been raised, deciding to wait for the woodpecker to fly out, and then cover his forehead to cut off the woodpecker's retreat.

Shaking and shaking, Liu Dacang's eyes were spent, he blinked his eyes involuntarily, and then opened them again, and found that the insects on the clip had disappeared without a trace, but Wu Quan laughed, covered his forehead with both hands, and stared at a big tree with burning eyes.

The woodpecker flew out and ate a worm, perhaps because the way back was cut off by Wu Quan, and had to fly to a big tree on the side, grabbing the trunk with sharp claws, a leisurely model

It chirped twice, lowered its head, pecked at the trunk, and there was an extra thumb-thick worm in its mouth, and it did not swallow it, because this worm was too big, not that it could swallow it, but if it did not swallow, the worm could not live, and I saw that the body of the worm slowly became shriveled, and it was obvious that the essence of life had been taken away by it.

The eyes of the three of them widened, and they gasped, not surprised by the woodpecker's extraction of the life essence of the insect, but for the woodpecker's ability to catch insects, because there was no catty on the tree at all, insect eyes, but it was just such a peck, and a worm appeared in its mouth, and after a peck, the trunk still did not break a hole.

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