Liancheng was immersed in frustration all night.

He began to doubt life. "Why do brainless ghosts learn things faster than me who have brains? What is my brain used for? Left water and right side, shake it to make paste!"

Fool brother who can only snap his fingers can dominate the game industry and make Liancheng five bodies fall to the ground. He was not convinced that he once opened a game of CS and a fool brother single, whether it was M4 or AK, including AP sniper and knife battle thunder battle, he all announced with a beautiful 0-XX record: "Fools only play with ghosts!"

Liancheng felt that he was not stupid, so he wittily said: The game admits defeat?

But—

The sister in the flower skirt who once shouted that I love Trump, how can she be so perverted?!

In the first few minutes of learning, Liancheng could laugh wildly at Xiaohua playing the big saw, and two hours later, Paganini's "Bell", which is arguably the most difficult violin piece, floated out of the bedroom with the precision of a music player.

"Solo Concerto...... Well. ”

Liancheng even wanted to give himself a bell.

I also want to be so awesome.,I also want to have the skills to soak a girl!

He sat on the balcony, hunched over his head, staring at the rising sun, and gradually realized a truth-

Many ordinary people did not show their true talent on the day of death, not because they had no genius, but because they had no chance. East Asians have the best intelligence in the world, and maybe some old man who is addicted to gambling may have become an expert in mathematics, or maybe a big rap brother who sells shoes in a mall can also become a rock singer......

There may be too many, but the truth is brutal.

"Maybe I used to be handsome. "Liancheng sighed quietly.

Xiaohua finished practicing.

To be precise, it's over. She studied the master's performance through video for a whole night, and successfully simulated the difficult skills that only a master can do. Normal people practice through muscle memory, and Xiaohua does not use it. She's a ghost and has no memory at all.

As long as you look at any posture once, and follow it again, you will never forget it.

It's exactly the same as the fool brother learning to play games to make money.

Yumian stared at Xiaohua's eyes green, and Liancheng was worried that the old fox was impulsive, so he locked her in the utility room all night. When he heard the downstairs shouting about selling soy milk fritters, he remembered this unlucky fox.

In order to prevent Yumian from escaping, he didn't use the door lock, but directly blocked the door with a refrigerator and a washing machine. Ren is her skill, but if she doesn't have enough strength, she won't be enough.

When he opened the door, Lian Cheng first saw the blue box that had been torn to pieces, and picked up a piece of paper shell, which was covered with water stains, and the colors were mixed together and it was impossible to see clearly. He took a few steps forward and found a poor fox in the corner with a broken expression.

The fox was holding a few strange clumps of plastic and nibbling on it, biting its mouth full of oil, but it couldn't chew it up, and it was so angry that it whimpered.

He was suddenly stunned, "Isn't this something brought by Zhen Xuan's prodigal child......" He suddenly guessed what she was gnawing on, this thing was not eaten by the mouth above!

"Stop!" Lian Cheng shouted.

Yumian turned his head to stare at him, and said angrily: "Why can't this thing bite! If you don't bring food to your lord all night, are you going to starve me to death!"

"Aren't you a monster......" Liancheng was very strange.

Yumian spit out the rubber in his mouth, full of grief and indignation: "You little little hungry for so many years!"

Liancheng realized that the fox seemed to have just escaped from the coffin, and was beaten by his own swordsmanship to the point that he was not human, and his cultivation was also dispersed, and the length of time for the monk to open the valley was directly linked to the cultivation......

He immediately brought two bags of crispy noodles, but before he could hand them over, he was snatched away by the jade noodles, and then took the plastic bag and chewed it all into his stomach.

Looking at the jade face with an unfed face, this feeling is very familiar, and Liancheng knows that he is a loser again.

Liancheng rushed to the morning market, and under the surprised questioning of the butcher, he bought a full thirty catties of beef and twenty catties of pork, and at the same time bought a hundred catties of rice and a hundred catties of white flour in the stall next door, carrying so many things, he returned to the small building step by step.

The jade noodle uncle is very easy to feed and is not picky at all.

Unlike copper coins, new banknotes are not eaten, dark coins are not eaten, and Monopoly paper money is not eaten, only old banknotes are eaten, and the largest amount of red Mao Grandpa has to be eaten, among which it likes the fourth edition of the RMB in 82 the most, and it tastes like a refreshing aroma.

Grabbed the rice in his left hand, took the meat in his right hand, and his head got into the noodle bag, and within ten minutes of eating, the grain bought by Liancheng for nearly 1,000 yuan was arched by the jade noodles.

"I ......"

Liancheng finally met something that could be eaten better than himself.

"Pork and beef don't taste right, it's not delicious at all. The jade noodles were sticky with flour on his face, and he was very dissatisfied with the quality of the ingredients. "The rice and white noodles are okay, and the taste is much better than what I have eaten before, but the grains are too big and a little stuffy. ”

Liancheng secretly said that this is not good!

Going to the market every day to buy so much food, after a long time, some people will definitely be suspicious.

He thought about it, opened his laptop, and under Yumian's suspicious gaze, he logged on to the Goudong website, picked a few samples of grain from the warehouse and bought a large pile. It is expected that the express speed is not bad, and it will be delivered to Xiaohonglou tomorrow.

Yumian asked, "What are you doing here?"

"Buy you rations. Liancheng replied casually: "This thing is called the Internet, and if you spend money on it, someone will send you something." ”

Yu Mian understood the concept of online shopping very thoroughly, she nodded and said: "Like the Yin Capital Ghost Collection, there is also a list for you, and then order it and pay the true spirit, and there will be five ghosts to carry it over." ”

Liancheng didn't bother to care what Yumian thought, he advised: "You don't have an identity yet, don't walk around." I'll find a way to get you the right place to get your history and household registration, and you'll stay in the house for the rest of your time. ”

Jade Mian said, "Well, it's a good move. ”

Liancheng sighed, he found the large gray porcelain basin in the countryside that he had just bought at the market, went to pick up a basin full of water, and then took the basin to the rooftop, placed it in the center, raised his head and whispered: "Cheap son, come here to find water shortage." ”

The big black cloud has dissipated most of the water vapor, and now it has turned into a small transparent white cloud, which has plunged down from the sky with a cheer, and swam back and forth in the basin of water, looking extremely cheerful.

"Dad, there's so much water!"

Liancheng was angry: "Don't talk about it, you bear child!"

He was heartbroken for this group of demons and monsters, shook his head, changed Xiaohua in the house, and after checking that it was correct, he led Xiaohua out of Xiaohong Mansion.

He hailed a taxi. "Master, go to Temple of Heaven Street, Daewoo Entertainment Company. ”

The driver's master was a young man, and he looked at Liancheng enviously in the rearview mirror and sighed.

"Uncle, your daughter is so beautiful!"