109 No Money Can Make a Ghost Play the Violin (2/4)

Liancheng dragged Jade Mian to avoid all cameras as much as possible.

Yumian saw that Liancheng was in a strange position, and asked, "Why are you doing this?"

"Less trouble, I didn't dig up your iron coffin. If they see me coming out of Chess Piece Mountain, and suddenly carrying an identityless little Lori, they will immediately suspect me. Liancheng explained.

"You broke my mask, and I haven't settled accounts with you yet. Jade Mian said in a low voice.

Faced with the bustling and strange new world, she is curious and excited, and asks Liancheng questions from time to time. For example, why the lights are on without fire, why the car is running without horses, why men wear miniskirts, and other questions that she simply does not understand.

"Wait a minute?!" Liancheng's expression suddenly changed, "You said that the cute girl in the miniskirt just now is a man?"

"You know when I'm lying. Yumian sniffled and snorted, "I can still smell it if it's male or female." Looking at the way you looked just now, I really doubt that you are good Long Yang. ”

Liancheng is very uncomfortable, physically and psychologically.

With this strong negative emotion, he didn't ease it when he returned to the red building. He couldn't accept the cruel fact that that a cute girl who was soft and cute would be the same sex.

Both of them were monks, and they were extremely fast, and they finally returned home at nine o'clock in the evening, taking advantage of the thick night.

Liancheng was just about to take out the key, Yumian gently put his hand on the keyhole, and the security door opened naturally. She commented: "It's fun, but it's too simple. ”

"Hmm. Liancheng nodded, then stopped taking out the key, and said indifferently: "You continue." ”

The security door is divided into two tiers.

The outside is a mechanical lock, and the inside is an electronic password lock, a pure motor structure.

Yumian put his hand on the door again, stupid. She understands the Luban organization, but she doesn't understand what a circuit diagram is. She stood in place awkwardly, letting go was a confession, and there was no way if she didn't let go.

In the end, Liancheng relieved him, shook the electronic key at the door, and the door opened with a click.

Liancheng said slowly: "Be humble, you are estimated to be inferior to ordinary children of seven or eight years old." ”

Yumian decisively chose to shut up.

As soon as she entered the house, she began to look left and right curiously, her nose kept twitching, and the breath of the Hundred Ghosts Night Walking Diagram in the air shocked her spirits, and her face immediately showed the intoxication of the old smoking gun that had been holding it for a long time and finally touched the smell of tobacco.

"It's still the taste of the Hundred Ghosts Night Walking Diagram is mellow enough!" Yu Mian was overjoyed: "Yan Luoling's Taichong, the life and death book is too oily, Huangquan Banner always has an indescribable rancid taste, the best is still the ghost crying coffin, there is hardness in the cotton, rigidity and softness, and it is extremely refreshing! My reincarnation coffin is of poor quality, no different from the oil smoke of cooking, it has made me miserable over the years!"

Lian Cheng complained: "Ghost qi can make you taste so much, why don't you go to the morgue?"

Yumian immediately understood the literal meaning of the morgue, and shook his head violently: "The one that just died is too fresh, and there are many demons in that place, who likes to smoke second-hand ones, you have to be a demon and have taste, otherwise it will be spread out and made your peers laugh." ”

"You monsters like to eat ghosts?" Liancheng questioned slightly.

"Hmph, can't you eat living people? It's not that you group of guardians forced it, so that the recipes of the demon clan have been changed by half. Yu Mian looked very reasonable: "I smell that there is a superb ghost king in your house, if you give it to me as a snack, I will tell you the secret of the Hundred Ghosts Night Walking Diagram." ”

"You, not good. Xiaohua, who should be called Baihua now, suddenly pushed open the door and looked at the jade face quietly.

Yumian stared at Xiaohua excitedly, the corners of her mouth were about to drip saliva, she jumped on the spot, looking at Liancheng expectantly with tears in her eyes, and her nine tails were shaking faster than huskies, so she was almost coquettish.

Foxes are indeed canines.

She pleaded bitterly, "One bite, I'll only take one bite!"

The voice did not fall.

pia——!

This time, it wasn't she who summoned the fan, but Xiaohua casually summoned something and slapped the jade face on the wall. She frowned slightly: "I, I don't like you." ”

Jade Face grinned, revealing her sharp canine teeth, and she couldn't get out of the struggle for a long time. In the end, she could only give up, looked at Liancheng with an innocent face, and said, "I'm laughing." ”

Who believes you're joking!

Seeing that Harazi was delivered to the carpet, Liancheng really couldn't believe that the fox was joking. He warned with great seriousness: "You can eat the ghost qi of the Hundred Ghosts Night Walking Diagram however you want, but you are absolutely not allowed to harm any ghost!"

"Hmph, if you don't eat, you won't eat, this lord is not rare. ”

Lian Cheng said in a snort: "You are really the jade-faced princess?

"It's the lord!" Yumian picked up Xiaohua and used it to pat her blue box, and squatted on the sofa with her legs crossed in annoyance, trying not to look at Xiaohua without looking at it. Because she knew that with her current strength, she couldn't beat this female ghost at all. Finally, I'll tell you again, your Hundred Ghosts Nocturnal Diagram is a fake, but it's no worse than the original. ”

Liancheng said secretly, it's strange if it's not a fake, it's obviously something made by a copper little beast, how could the old fox in front of him recognize it.

Xiaohua's strength is very beyond his imagination, a few days ago Xiaohua was still a wooden puppet who listened to what to say, at this time it was almost close to a real person, the only drawback was that he didn't speak very neatly, and he felt a little bit like babbling.

Liancheng planned to deal with Xiaohua first, and the fox of unknown origin was put aside for the time being.

He threw out three philosophical questions to Xiaohua: "Where are you, what are you doing, who are you?"

Xiaohua hesitated slightly, and replied: "I am here, I exist, I am me." "The voice is still very ethereal, soft and weak, and lovable.

Liancheng is convinced, perfect answer. He asked, "Who am I?"

"You?" Xiaohua hesitated and said, "You are my sweetheart......

Liancheng has been in drought for a long time, and his heart is extremely empty, and it is difficult for him to resist the super nirvana attack of the cute girl. Just when he was at a loss and wanted to make a statement.

There was an electronic voice from the software in the bedroom: "The theme song of the next movie, Wu Guojing's "You Are My Sweetheart" ......"

No wonder this ghost girl has a critical hit!

You say it's all bad to sing something, it's all about love and love between men and women, and it's okay to sing more about roommates, brothers, and comrades-in-arms, which is harmonious enough and happy enough for the hometown.

"What the hell is in the house?" Yumian said Liancheng's heart, but it was not a question mark, it should be an exclamation mark.

"I can't smell where it is. ”

Liancheng waved his hand: "Don't talk about that useless, I'm going to let the ghost grind for money today, no, it's to play the violin!" He ran downstairs and borrowed Zhang Haichao's childhood nightmare, a goldfinch violin.

With the arrogant attitude of a big capitalist, he took the printed introductory textbook and ordered Xiaohua to say: "You will learn this tonight!"