Chapter 3 "Tao Ergou's Waist"

"Yes, I do. β€œ

Salted fish Tao Ergou, observing himself being painted on the wall, immediately disarmed and surrendered.

"That...... Fairy Yuxuan'er, can you get me out first?"

Now that he had confirmed the identity of the other party's cultivator, his tone had become polite.

Although the other party is just a cute girl who looks harmless and easy to cultivate, but after all, he is the legendary Xiuzhen boss, and if he secretly gives himself a shot, he doesn't know how he died.

"Right...... Sorry......."

The door of the study was opened, and Yu Xuan'er's skirt fluttered, and she trotted out with an apologetic face with small steps.

"Something looks wrong with the talisman," she comforted softly, "you hold on, and I'll help you figure it out." β€œ

"Oh, it's over, the rest of the earth escape talisman is forgotten in the sect, and there is no goods on it. β€œ

Yu Xuan'er took out a wisp of divine sense, poked into the storage bag and searched for a long time, only then suddenly remembered that this time she ran away from the sect, in order to hide people's eyes, she only brought some daily necessities, only one of all kinds of talismans, and the other finished products were left in the boudoir.

"Wait a minute, let me figure it out. β€œ

I have to say that Yu Xuan'er's psychological quality is very good. After all, it wasn't herself who was inserted in the wall, so although she was apologetic, the whole person was still cute and very optimistic.

Miss Ben has passed the most rigorous major exams in the sect, and she can still be stumped by an earth escape talisman!

Taking a deep breath, she reached out and took off the earth escape talisman behind Tao Ergou, intending to study it first, why its effect was only half of its effect and then failed.

The moment the talisman was removed, a layer of faint and invisible light that was originally covering Tao Ergou's body also disappeared at the same time.

Tao Ergou suddenly exclaimed in pain: "I want to die...... I'm going to die, my waist is so heavy!"

Originally, his body was protected by the energy layer of the talisman, but now when he took it off, the weight of his entire body was pressed on his waist.

Although he is a good young man of eighteen years old, theoretically the best age for waist strength, he can't afford such a difficult posture and the power of leverage.

I can only hold on for another five minutes at most, or my precious little waist will break.

According to the heaviness of his waist, Tao Ergou made a simple calculation in his mind, gritted his teeth and persevered, and threw a look at Yu Xuan'er for help.

"I almost forgot, ordinary people will be crushed by the earth spirit power without the protection of the talisman. Fortunately, it is in the concrete wall of a high-rise building, and the spiritual power of the soil is not strong enough, otherwise it is possible to directly press the waist into a meatloaf. β€œ

Yu Xuan'er noticed the abnormality for the first time, and spit out her fragrant tongue mischievously, a little self-reproachful. What's wrong today, why did you make so many low-level mistakes in a row, you really shouldn't be, you have to examine yourself.

At the same time, she took out a dark green talisman that exuded rich spiritual power and pasted it on Tao Ergou's back.

β€”β€”β€”β€” a low-grade amulet, you can easily protect the monk's body for three hours.

Although this is a relatively common thing in the sect of the cultivation realm, but for Tao Ergou of mortals, the effect is extremely powerful, his back is not sore in an instant, his waist does not hurt anymore, he feels that his whole body is covered with a layer of invisible armor, and there is a trace of refreshing cool air seeping into his body from his back, and it is endless.

This feeling made him almost moan in comfort.

In particular, the waist is like being injected with a hint of powerful tonic, becoming tight and powerful, and there is even a sense of confidence that you can twist for an hour or two without getting tired.

Tao Ergou closed his eyes and didn't say anything. Although the girl in front of him was indeed a cultivator, several unreliable incidents in a row made him a little flustered, so he simply waited for the other party to study it and sent this Bodhisattva away, and everything was fine.

"No problem......"

Yu Xuan'er raised her hand, held up the yellow earth escape charm in her palm, looked left and right, but did not find any clues.

This talisman is her proud work, although it is only a low-grade talisman, but the layout of the whole talisman is staggered, and the rune line is neatly written, which can be called a textbook-like talisman finished product.

"Oops, it's going to collapse. β€œ

Over and over again, Yu Xuan'er repeatedly went from head to tail, tail to end, and rechecked more than ten times, but she didn't see any clues, and the green silk on her forehead was wrapped around her fingertips, round and round, loose and winding, winding and loosening.

Tao Ergou has been quietly inserted into the wall, silently watching all this, and he can't help but panic in his heart.

Or, call the fire brigade?

But how to describe it to the fire brigade?

Heyβ€”β€”β€”β€” I was painted on the wall by a girl who knows how to fix it, and now I can't pull it out, come and save me?

Maybe Shu Xiao, a psychiatric hospital doctor with a white mask and a big iron chain, will also come to the door together.

After thinking for a long time, he took a deep breath and weakly reminded, "Fairy...... Why don't you ask your elders and see if they have any solutions?"

Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit, Cultivation Boss Quickly manifest his spirit, raise his noble hand, and bring back this little demon king of the mixed world.

Yu Xuan'er's little head shook like a rattle, and she said very honestly: "No, I sneaked out this time!"

Tao Ergou was speechless: "I dizzy, I really ran out......"

"Bear with me a little longer. Yu Xuan'er's eyes were full of apologies, and as if she had thought of something to be afraid of, she explained in a low voice: "Senior sister has just retreated, if she knew about it, she would definitely whip my ass with a fish whip." β€œ

Tao Ergou looked embarrassed: "Uh...... Good...... Then hurry up and ......."

There's no need to tell me about such a thing as spanking. But what kind of whipping does the senior sister use to whip her ass, it sounds very emotional.

Unconsciously, he used the corner of his eye to sneak a glance at the girl's slender waist, the green skirt, and the slightly raised round curve.

It looks very attractive to the touch and feel......

No, no, what kind of evil thought is this, Amitabha, color is emptiness, emptiness is color.

Yu Xuan'er obviously didn't notice Tao Ergou's fluttering eyes, she was showing her eyebrows lightly at the moment, and she was using her brains with all her strength to investigate the problem of the talisman.

"Oh, it's still not good, do you really ask for help senior sister!"

As a last resort, the kind-hearted Yu Xuan'er will definitely not leave Tao Ergou behind, even if he is really caught and beaten by the elders of the sect, he will not hesitate to send a call for help.

However, a quarter of an hour has passed, and it is far from the last resort.

"That's right" Thinking of this, Yu Xuan'er suddenly said happily to herself: "The elders of the sect can't find it, but I can ask the seniors in the group for help!"

As she spoke, she flipped her palm and pulled out an unknown model of smartphone from her storage bag.

"The broken phone of the black gate...... Why is it crashing again......"

In a high-rise community, the voice of a girl is rumbling in the living room of Tao Ergou's house.