"Furnace Ding cheats...? Ah!!h

Tao Ergou replied subconsciously, and just turned his head and yelled. At the same time, the body jumped out of 3 meters in an incredible twisted posture, like a bullfrog hit by an electric current in the thigh.

"You... You... Who are you? a human, a ghost, or a youkai?"

Just now, when he turned his head at the sound, two slender white calves appeared in front of him, which frightened him so much that goosebumps stood up all over his body.

It's a very happy thing to be in the same room with a girl with a sweet voice and beautiful legs.

However, what if you add ———— premise that in the living room with the door closed and the balcony closed, a girl with beautiful legs suddenly appears on the sofa looking at you with a smile?

It is estimated that 100% of people will be taken aback.

"Don't, don't... Don't be afraid, I'm not a youkai!"

Ergou's exaggerated movements also seemed to startle the girl with beautiful legs, she hurriedly waved her hand and explained in a soft voice: "I... I... It's called Yu Xuan'er, and I didn't mean to break in......"

"You...... You...... Listen to me explain ......"

Yu Xuan'er on the sofa, slender arms exert force, a front flip, a set of turns comparable to Olympic diving, bending backwards and somersaulting for two and a half weeks and then turning the body for two and a half weeks! The difficulty coefficient is 3.8———— and landing smoothly!

"Physics teachers are all liars......"

Looking at the short skirt that clings to the beautiful legs, but is not subject to aerodynamics and gravity at all, Tao Ergou feels that he has learned so many years of physics from dogs.

"Here's the thing, actually———— I'm a cultivator!"

Yu Xuan'er took a deep breath, as if she had made a very important decision, stared at Tao Ergou, and said seriously.

"Cultivator?" Tao Ergou was taken aback: "The kind that can fly to the sky?"

"Yes, yes, yes!"

Yu Xuan'er nodded.

"Is that the kind of Qi Refining Period, Jindan Stage Yuan Infant Stage?"

"Yes, Daoist, you have also been in contact with the cultivation realm?"

Yu Xuan'er even changed her name.

"Haha, it's easy to talk about......" Tao Ergou smiled coincidentally: "This fellow Daoist, you wait, I'll go to the small room first." “

Before Yu Xuan'er could react, he dodged into the study and locked the door with a 'snap'.

"Hey...... Demon Zero. Tao Ergou picked up the phone and dialed the police number: "There is a mentally ill girl in my house, you hurry up and help claim it." “

What kind of bullshit cultivator, as a five-good college student with all-round development of morality, intellect and body, Tao Ergou naturally won't believe in these fantasy novels.

He felt that he had guessed the reason for the matter, a girl with a second illness who fantasized about cultivating the truth, took advantage of the family's inattention, and ran out again, and ended up coming to him.

Although, I don't know how this girl got into the house, just because she looks so good, she definitely won't be a bad person.

"It looks very deceitful, and it is very suitable for routes such as home cultivation......"

He couldn't help but think of such a thought in his heart.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"

Just kidding, I'm not the protagonist in the novel, how can such a good thing happen, let's send people away. In these years, minors and mental problems have problems, and if they do something inferior to themselves, they don't even have a place to ask for an explanation!

"Oh, the address, I'm the XX Building, the XX Building, the XX Room......

Retracting his thoughts of not knowing where to fly, Tao Ergou replied to the phone's questions with a serious face.

"Hey, anyone? Hey, didn't I tell me the address? I repeat, it's room XX in XX Building, XX Community!"

"What? You still haven't heard? I said comrade policeman, in broad daylight, if you joke again, I'm going to call the citizen hotline to complain!"

Tao Ergou worked very hard, pronounced clearly, and answered several times so seriously. But the demon zero recorder on the opposite side is like an uncle behind his ear, and he can't hear his address clearly.

Could it be that you rely on relationships to get in?

"Give up...... I've put a little soundproof barrier on you, and he can't hear it!"

In the closed study, the glutinous voice came from Tao Ergou's ears again.

"Ahh

Tao Ergou was almost scared out of Xiang and let out a miserable scream.

"Comrade policeman, come and save me, this is room XX, building XX, XX community, there are monsters!!"

Yu Xuan'er: "Don't scream, no one will hear you when you cut your throat." “

Tao Ergou: "Broken throat! Broken throat!"

Yu Xuan'er: "...... It's not funny at all. “

"I'm sorry, I've been reading too many jokes on the Internet lately, so I've been brought in. “

Tao Ergou smiled apologetically, although he was a little flustered, but he was not very afraid. Compared with the fair-skinned and good-looking girl in front of her, it is really difficult for people to be afraid, and the scream just now is nothing more than a conditioned reflex of being taken aback by surprise.

Tao Ergou glanced at the window and door of the room, still locked tightly. And this beautiful girl named Yu Xuan'er still broke in, which made him have a faint conjecture in his heart.

He pressed the phone, put it down, and asked tentatively, "Dare to ask the girl where is sacred?"

What's going on, subconsciously even opening his mouth will be crepe.

"Hmph, didn't I say it......" Yu Xuan'er's pink little lips pursed slightly, her hands crossed her waist, and she said angrily: "My name is Yu Xuan'er, I am a disciple of the Ancient Immortal Sect Fishing Sect, and I am a cultivator of the twelfth layer of the Qi Refining Period!"

When she spoke, her small breasts were stiff and straight, and the skirt fluttered with the rhythm of her body, which was very smart and fairy.

Cute girl, she really looks good when she's angry!

"Wait...... You're really a cultivator...... The real one?"

Yu Xuan'er nodded vigorously: "Yes, I've said it several times." “

Although the young man in front of her always doubted her expression and gave her an urge to beat up, the elders of the sect often taught that when she was out of the sect, she represented the face of the Diaoyu Sect, and she should establish a new style, understand politeness, and be a goddess and model for the new generation of young monks.

"Fish...... Xuan'er Daoyou" Tao Ergou obviously believed it, rubbed his hands and asked expectantly: "Can you prove it?"

"Edgeworth?" Yu Xuan'er's little head shook and shook: "Who dares to die now, in the sky above the city, the last time a Yuanying elder of the Ten Thousand Valley Sect who had been in retreat for three hundred years came out of the mountain, it was because of the sword in the sky above the city, and he almost hit the fighter jet." As a result, he was hunted down by the law enforcement team of the Cultivator Alliance, and was thrown alive in a small black room for half a month!"

Tao Ergou: "Cultivator Alliance?Little Black House?What the hell are these?"

He was a little speechless, it sounded a little different from what was described in the fantasy novel, shouldn't the cultivator be coaxed, fly away, and move mountains and seas.

"Well, it's useless to talk to you about this. However, if I don't prove that I'm a cultivator, you won't believe it. Well...... How do you prove it?"

This is the spell that my senior sister just taught me, and I haven't completely mastered it yet, if I release the wrong target, this ordinary person may be directly hacked to death. “

"Ground splitting doesn't work either...... If the load-bearing wall cracks and the entire residential building collapses, the bosses and enforcers of the Cultivator Alliance will definitely lock me up in a small black room!"

Yu Xuan'er put her slender and cute index finger in her mouth, and while thinking, she swayed her little head from side to side, constantly rejecting her own ideas.

"Hey, there you have it! Miss Ben is a genius!"

As if thinking of a feasible solution, Yu Xuan'er's eyebrows fluttered happily.

"Come, hold on, I'll prove you!"

Before the words fell, Tao Ergou felt that his left hand was held by a small hand that was as soft as a bone, and the numbness like an electric shock came, and his heart beat faster and thumped in an instant.

That's what it is...... What does it feel like to hold hands with my sister?

It's so cool!

It's a pity that the naïve Tao Ergou never expected that the cooler ones were still to come.

"Up!"

Yu Xuan'er snorted lightly, and suddenly exerted force, but her delicate body burst out with incredible strength.

For a moment, Ergou only felt a flower in front of him, and at the same time, after 0.01 seconds, the soft little hand gave people a very tough feeling.

"Ah......h Flew up. “

Suddenly, I felt that my body was light, and the whole world in front of me spun.

Tao Ergou, who is 1.75 meters tall and weighs 60 kilograms, is like the propeller of a helicopter, constantly spinning in the room.

And, the speed is coming and going, and it's getting faster and faster.

"Don't ...... Don't turn around, ..... Stop...... Come down !!."

Tao Ergou was instantly frightened.

What kind of operation is this? The whole person is about to go out of his body! Even because the speed is too fast, every word he utters, there is a little leakage, and when he opens his mouth, his lips are greatly resisted, and they become exaggerated sausage-shaped.

Compared with Tao Ergou's horror, Yu Xuan'er looked very relaxed, letting out a shallow grin, and the corners of her pink lips were slightly upturned.

At the junction of the round buttocks and the waist, there was a colorful sachet-shaped pouch, and she freed a jade hand and gently patted it on the pouch, and suddenly the fluorescence flashed.

In the blink of an eye, there was a yellow piece of paper with cinnabar painted with mystical patterns in the palm of his hand.

"Hehe, anyway, this talisman is about to expire, and it is a waste to put it in a storage bag, and it can be regarded as making the best use of it, this girl is really a genius. “

Yu Xuan'er said as she raised her palm, injecting spiritual power into it, and the yellow talisman was covered with a layer of light.

With a "bang", the talisman broke through the air and shot at Tao Ergou, who was moving at high speed, and firmly attached to his back.

"Oh yes! Seeing this, Yu Xuan'er let go of her hand and shouted playfully and softly: "Tu Dun Fu - go you!"

"Ahh

The moment he let go, the second dog turned into a human cannonball, and hit straight towards the load-bearing wall between the living room and study two or three meters away.

Three meters...

Two meters...

Half a meter...

"Is my life going to end like this! Goodbye, my soft sister coin suit, unfortunately, the driver's license hasn't been learned yet, don't touch my car, I haven't even touched it. “

Although his mind was full of all kinds of regrets, Tao Ergou still closed his eyes in despair. At this point, the speed at which all kinds of objects are distorted and blurred in the eye will definitely crash into parts.

Are you going to die......

No, why isn't there a sense of impact?

"I'm alive!"

Tao Ergou bravely opened his eyes: "I'll go, what's the situation!"

At this moment, he found that he was hanging in the air, looking down, and couldn't help but be startled.

If anyone had the function of perspective, it would be easy to describe his current state.

The front half of the body, up to the position of the front end of the little Tintin, perfectly enters the space of the living room.

The back half of the body, along with three-quarters of the hips, is left in the study.

Tao Ergou stuck straight into the load-bearing walls of the living room and study.

Like the salted fish that is painted on the wall under the scorching sun and would rather die than give in, there is a different scenery that makes people awe-inspiring.