Chapter 23 "Tao Ergou's Life Plan"

Tao Ergou rubbed at his grandfather's house for more than two hours before leaving.

During this period, my grandparents each went to the toilet twice.

Tao Ergou secretly observed that every time they returned from the toilet, the complexion of the two would be a little better.

In this way, the only trace of worry he had was finally put down.

The cultivator's elixir or something, it's really powerful. It would be nice if I was also a cultivator. When the time comes, I will be bored to practice a few stoves of elixir, and give a bag to each of my relatives and friends, no matter what kind of drug resistance it has, just fry jelly beans and eat it!

If I go to the hospital for a re-examination the day after tomorrow, the second child will definitely be shocked, even if my grandfather doesn't hold it, it shouldn't matter if I take two puffs of cigarettes.

Thinking about it, he giggled as he drove.

With one foot on the accelerator, he increased his speed and headed towards the outer ring.

Compared with grandparents, Ergou's grandparents have to think about wearing a lot.

Fifteen years ago, when the house price had not risen, the second elder took out all his savings and bought a small villa in the suburbs of Zhonghai.

Nowadays, large shopping malls have been built there, subways have been built, and eating, drinking and having fun have been one-stop, and housing prices have directly increased dozens of times.

On the other hand, my grandparents have been teaching diligently all their lives, and the savings they left behind are not as much as the difference in the price of the house that has risen in a year!

............

Due to the suburbs, Tao Ergou drove for a long time before arriving. When I got out of the car, the sky was in full swing, and beautiful fiery clouds took up half of the sky, dazzling in the rearview mirror.

In the courtyard, the old man was lying on the Taishi chair, looking at the burning clouds in a quiet daze.

On the left-hand side, there is a "rare and confused" folding fan bought from a certain treasure, which swings leisurely a few times from time to time, quite a light and light wind, and sees through the red dust.

At this point, grandma should be watching TV in the living room.

Now it happens to be prime time, all kinds of soap costume dramas are rampant on the screen, how can you miss a grandmother with a "girl's heart"?

Tao Ergou's old tricks were repeated, and he broke them one by one, and tricked the second elder into taking the pill.

After greeting An, I found a reason casually and went up to the second floor to rest.

As a novice who has just gotten his driver's license, he doesn't dare to drive at night when he has grown up as a dog. Anyway, the room I have lived in since I was a child is still there, and it is not too late to rest for one night and then leave.

When I was in elementary school, during the summer vacation, Tao Ergou would live at my grandfather's house.

In fact, even if the house is big and good, Tao Ergou still can't get used to his grandfather's house at first.

Mainly because there are too few TV channels in the suburbs, and there is no way to find programs in the city. Especially at that time, the super popular "Dragon Ball" cartoon, its lack almost made Tao Ergou have the idea of running away from home to chase anime......

However, in the age of the Internet, as long as the mobile phone is there and the network is good, it doesn't really matter where you live for college students who have just escaped from high school.

Tao Ergou picked up his mobile phone and smiled knowingly: "[Online Version of Minesweeper Operation], your second dog brother is back again." Today's goal, the top 900 in Zhonghai City!"

Although it is a very middle two oath, Tao Ergou still said that he would do it, lowered his head, and pointed his fingers in the tiger.

After a fierce operation, Tao Ergou soon found out that something was wrong!

1,000, 900, 800 in the city......

Today's state is also good.

It's like opening a paid plug-in, and Tao Ergou's brain circuit is exceptionally clear. For the location of the bomb, various precise calculations, combined with excellent hand speed, are simply invincible. Even. In the end, thinking and clicking have become an instinct......

It's not scientific.

An hour later,

Tao Ergou checked the historical record and found that he had won more than 50 in a row, and his score soared, and his ranking advanced to the top 500 in the city.

Desperately, soon, the unchallenged winning streak had made him lose his love for the game. The original exciting one-click decision has been reduced to a mechanical click like chewing wax, and there is no fun at all.

After another half an hour, Tao Ergou advanced into the city's 100 people.

But at this time, he no longer had the passion to fight, and he spread his hands and unloaded the game...... Abandoned the tour.

"I see, it's the effect of the quenching potion!"

His head was half empty, and he finally guessed the key. He was even 100% sure that it must have been the quenching potion he drank last night and it worked.

Simply, he took off his shirt and looked in the mirror.

In order to find out what the potion had done, he decided to check his body for himself.

Tao Ergou in the mirror, just from the size of the body, in fact, there is not much change. With a height of 175 and a weight of zero demons, he is completely a firewood.

It's just that now that I have drunk the quenching potion, this firewood is at least steel firewood!

Originally, he was worried that the quenching potion would turn him into a muscular man, but seeing that he was still thin, he exhaled a long breath.

Tao Ergou has been mixing the Internet and major post bar forums all year round, although he is only eighteen years old, but he has seen a lot and knows a lot.

It is said on the Internet that going to the gym and exercising muscles or something is generally the first step for a good teenager to degenerate into a.

Tao Ergou is naturally a good boy, and he is still the kind of good boy who doesn't want to degenerate into a.

If you become a muscular man, then how to make up for your brain is a picture of gay in gay. How do you go to the college town to put the girl? Now the girls have a very uniform taste, and they all like the one with fine skin and tender meat, and the one that is as thin as firewood?

It's better to brag about it, if you are a warm man, it will be even more popular.

Hehe, thinking of the warm man, Tao Ergou couldn't help laughing.

The so-called warm man, isn't it a cloud spare tire?

Come as soon as you call, get out of here, cuckold safely, and be a father in the wind and fire......

No, I can't be a or a warm man.

"To be a good boy who is upright, kind, pure, and has a positive outlook."

Tao Ergou silently made a life plan for himself.

However, it has to be said that this quenching fluid is really useful for the skin. He felt that his skin was obviously much more delicate and fairer than before, and even his face was a little more delicate.

If you get a long black straight wig, thin stockings, and wear a skirt......

Wrong...... What kind of thought is this, it's so dangerous, stop it!

Tao Ergou hurriedly stopped, with a chill in his heart, he quickly put on his clothes, and didn't dare to appreciate himself anymore.

"There is another point that must not become, or 'want' become...... Women's Clothing Boss ......"

He hurriedly added another one to the plan, and at the same time warned himself sternly.

After the minesweeper game was deleted, Tao Ergou became bored, so he actually started a web game.

"Playful scum month...... Brother waiting for your return!"

"A dog at the beginning, equipment is all up to hand......"

"Greasy senior sister, I'm ...... you"

A casual search, the covers of various web games occupy major traffic fortresses, and the cover content can also be wiped on the edge, walking on the edge of the bullet.

There are often children who are not determined to be tempted by the cover, in vain to try to wipe the gun and become a sage.

However, Tao Ergou is obviously not so easy to deceive.

He has a lot of good things hidden in his mobile phone, how can he be fooled by such a low-level sheep-headed dog meat shop.

Even if you can't keep up with nutrition, you have to die as you deserve it, without regrets!

As soon as he closed his eyes, he simply had nothing outside his mind, and he meditated like a monk on TV!