"Dead old man, didn't you say you want to quit smoking!"

As soon as my grandfather reached out to open the front door, my grandmother came out of the kitchen with a glass of water.

"Hello grandma. ”

Tao Ergou changed his slippers, took the water cup, and asked with concern: "What's the matter, grandma, who made you angry? Grandson, I'll help you beat him!"

In Tao Ergou's impression, his grandmother is the kind of Jiangnan woman who is very gentle. The four words 'knowledgeable and reasonable' are the best interpretation of her.

and the mother's fierce female character,It's completely opposite to the two painting styles.。

Of course, it has to do with the personality of your spouse.

In general, the personalities of couples are always complementary.

Tao Ergou agrees with this very much.

In his own home, my dad is a typical science and engineering man. Relatively gentle, slow and methodical, or a little passive and wooden. So, God sent his mother to save him.

The salvation is mainly manifested in the fact that he has been scolded all year round because he is not good at doing housework.

My grandfather's house is the opposite.

My grandfather is a very strong man, he loves to drink and smoke, and he prefers to talk and laugh and give directions. And my grandmother is also content to be a pampered 'little woman', loving and loving for decades, and it has never changed.

Grandma, who has never interfered with her grandfather's smoking and drinking, unexpectedly went crazy today, which seems very abnormal.

Tao Ergou had a bad premonition in his heart.

"Come, dog. You help look at these test reports, grandma is old, some data can't be seen clearly. ”

Grandma turned around and walked into the bedroom, took a few pages of inspection reports connected together, and stuffed them into Tao Ergou's hand.

Inspection report: Huang Minhan. Male, 75 years old, lung ......

This is my grandfather's test report.

Tao Ergou sat down on the sofa and flipped through it carefully, line after line, for fear of missing a word.

The more he looked down, the deeper his brow wrinkled, and his face was very bad.

This is the examination report of my grandfather's lungs, and the time has just come out this morning.

To put it simply, my grandfather's various indices are not good, which is equivalent to the state of the normal index. Almost every index is followed by a note that says, 'Index abnormal, please continue to check further'.

"The index is not ideal......"

Tao Ergou said seriously: "Grandpa, you really can't smoke this cigarette." ”

"Oops, the hospital is all about foolishness. The index is just a general concept, and there is no need to take it so seriously. Now it is not said that hospitals like to cheat our elderly people out of their money. Ahem......"

Grandpa coughed a few times and continued: "Besides, isn't the CT report written, the texture of the lungs is relatively clear, and there are no shadows?" As long as I don't give birth to that 'old thing', my life will be very hard......!

"Dead old man, just in the hospital, and the doctor promised it to be on the dog, as soon as he came back, it was all gone?"

Grandma glared at her grandfather, then at Ergou, and said, "You stinky boy is not worry-free, big fart, how can you learn to buy cigarettes and give gifts to others." ”

"Grandma, I was wrong, I was really wrong. ”

Tao Ergou hurriedly raised his hands in surrender, and defended aggrievedly: "I just want to make the outside world happy......"

"Happy, happy, you just want you to be open, completely ignoring my grandmother's feelings?"

"Feelings, you stinky boy just remember that your grandfather secretly signed the test paper for you, and you forgot all about your grandmother's goodness?"

"Back then, when you slingshot the school glass, your mother chased after you and said that she was going to spank your ass and blossom, who protected you behind you?"

Grandma's petite body erupted like a volcano. The explosion made the grandfather and grandson dare not raise their heads, and sat on it obediently, and was educated for ten minutes before they would give up.

Sure enough, it was the biological mother and daughter, and Tao Ergou found the strong shadow of his mother when he educated himself in his grandmother.

The unsolved mystery that has been hidden in my heart for many years has finally been solved.

It's not that my mother is too cruel, it's that my grandmother hides too deeply...... I still have the idea that my mother was picked up by my grandparents and so on.

"Ahem...... Okay, dear, I don't smoke, I don't smoke again!"

"I promise the people of the whole country, if ......you smoke again, you will be a puppy!

is worthy of being a Chinese teacher, and his grandfather's kung fu admitting mistakes is first-class, one after another, without repetition. He took advantage of the situation to pull his grandmother to sit on the sofa, and at the same time glanced at Tao Ergou.

The tank has already pulled the hatred, and the DPS has not yet hurried to take place and completely extinguished the anger!

is worthy of being an old comrade-in-arms, Tao Ergou immediately understood the meaning of his eyes.

In his grandfather's reluctant eyes, he first cruelly threw the big front door directly into the trash.

Then, he came to her grandmother's side and pinched her shoulders: "Grandma, I call your name in my dreams, and my parents can testify to it." ”

"This time, I really knew it was wrong. You have a lot of old adults, don't be like a little fart, grandpa, you are really, grandma is a hard worker......"

Tao Ergou vigorously admitted his mistake and patted his ass, with full firepower, and the output was off the charts.

"Hmph, you know. ”

With the efforts of the two professional firefighters, my grandmother's fire quickly subsided, and she returned to the previous mode of 'being knowledgeable and reasonable'.

Seeing that the time was ripe, Tao Ergou took out a pill that had been prepared long ago from his pocket.

He had already thought of a set of rhetoric, and said with a smile: "Grandma, this is a special version of the candy that your grandson and I made at home, handmade, and made for you!"

As he spoke, he opened the 'package' and handed a pill that looked like 'Mai Lisu' to his grandmother's mouth.

"That's pretty much it. ”

When I heard that my grandson made it for herself, my grandmother naturally wanted to cheer and put it in her mouth.

"Grandpa, I've prepared it for your old man, don't shake your head, give face. Open your mouth, ah......hhhh

Drawing the gourd in the same way, Tao Ergou even coaxed and deceived his grandfather to take the pill.

When everything was successfully completed, he breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time secretly clenched his fists, and said to himself in his heart: The health of the elders is guarded by me!

"You can do this candy, I just put it in my mouth, and before I could react, it turned into a hot stream and went down my throat, and the taste was great!"

Grandma exclaimed.

"I've never eaten such an amazing candy. Now my stomach is warm, and I don't even want to smoke!"

Grandpa nodded and agreed: "Otherwise, grandpa and grandma will sponsor your start-up capital." If you are bored in college, you can start a business, sell this candy, and get a few more flavors to ensure that the sales are good!"

"Well, I still want to focus on studying for the time being!"

Tao Ergou refused with a "serious" face.

Grandparents, I would love to make this kind of candy.

But...... The concubine can't do it...... Can't do it......