In the future, I will definitely help my grandmother cross the road more and save her character!"

Next to the sofa, Tao Ergou, who was tied up, finally looked forward to Yu Xuan'er's reply.

A text message, the content is extremely simple, it is a "small case" gesture emoji. But this simple expression made Tao Ergou want to burst into tears.

At the critical moment, she is still a witch in the cultivation realm, ah no, the big boss in the cultivation realm can be trusted.

Although Tao Ergou has no bottom in his heart about whether Yu Xuan'er is powerful or Pipi Shrimp Monster is powerful, but after thinking about it, he knows that this person may be the opponent of Pipi Shrimp Monster, and seeing the other party's confident expression, he is more at ease.

Besides, she knows some big people like Daozun and Xianji in the group. These seniors, who sound very powerful, will teleport over at random, and when the time comes, they will stretch out their fingers and crush this leather shrimp monster at least 10,000 times.

In the kitchen, the Pipi shrimp monster who was stir-frying suddenly felt a chill coming from behind.

Turning his head, he happened to see Tao Ergou's smirk, and couldn't help scolding: "You can still laugh at this time, it's really stupid!"

He served the last dish and clapped his hands in satisfaction.

Scrambled eggs with tomatoes, scrambled eggs with leeks, scrambled eggs with loofah, scrambled eggs with chili, scrambled eggs with green onions......

In just ten minutes, he frantically fried five pots of scrambled eggs with various vegetables as condiments.

It's a waste of talent to be a courier in this way.

"Hey, why hasn't that stinky boy's friend come yet, it's really boring. In the kitchen, the Pippi Shrimp Monster looked at his five plates of scrambled eggs of different colors with admiration, and said to himself, "Wait a minute, I haven't tasted my craft for a long time, and I can just wait while eating." ”

So, he ate quite calmly.

1 plate, 2 plates......

From the moment he moved the chopsticks, he never stopped, just stuffing food into his mouth.

"Whew~ It's so cool. ”

When the last piece of scrambled egg was stuffed into his mouth, he was so satisfied that he put down his chopsticks and patted his belly, looking unsatisfied.

"Isn't it delicious?"

A girl's clear voice came from behind him.

"It's delicious, it's made by yourself, and the taste is good......"

Pippi replied subconsciously, but he was halfway through when he realized something was wrong.

Except for himself and the three subordinates who hid with the invisibility talisman in this house, there is only one stinky boy.

Where did this girl's voice come from?

Could it be the object of the stinky boy's call for help? But no, my spiritual sense is released, and the whole room is already under control, and no outsiders have ever entered.

Unless......

He thought of a possibility. Then, with difficulty, his gaze shifted behind him.

The two girls were looking at her with a smile and a groan, and then ......

As if they had made an appointment, the two powerful spiritual pressures instantly turned into stormy waves and swept towards him at the same time!

"Hmph, little Pipi Shrimp, you are not small, this kind of cultivation dares to do evil in the secular world?"

Yu Xuan'er crossed her waist with one hand, and with the other jade hand, she held a leather whip magic weapon with an electric arc, and said with a sneer.

Beside her, the purple-clothed girl Zuo Xiaoyi calmly held two talismans in her hands, and looked at Pipi Shrimp with a smile on her face.

Seeing this posture, Pippi Shrimp Monster's heart sank.

Worst...... Kicked to the iron plate!

Although he is just a little monster in the realm of spiritual consciousness, if he is a human monk, he is just in the valley period. But he has been mixing the cultivation realm and the secular realm for so many years, and his eyesight is still very good.

Take the spirit rune in the purple-clothed girl's hand as an example, two first-order thunder gathering runes, each with 10 medium-grade spirit stones. This kind of treasure that can usually decide the outcome in battle, it turned out to be like two pieces of pickles, and it was inadvertently pinched in the girl's hand.

And the storage bag on the waist of the girl in the green dress is even more powerful - produced by the authentic Tianji Pavilion. Judging from the trend of the spirit pattern on the edge of the storage bag alone, the Pipi Shrimp Monster dared to conclude that at least the elder-level famous old monster could depict such a flowing and flowing pattern.

The price of this storage bag, conservatively estimated, is also 100 medium-grade spirit stones! It is still the kind that has no price.

There are so many superb magic weapons around him, but he has already entered the Qi refining period at a young age......

The origin of these two girls is definitely not simple! Even if they are not the saints of the sect, they are also the rich second generation of nouveau riche in the immortal cultivation world.

Now, it seems to be a big game!

Under the spiritual pressure, a cold sweat broke out on the back of the Pipi shrimp monster, and he waved his hand and said, "Wait...... Wait a minute, don't do it yet, listen to me. ”

As for his men, they had already shrunk in a corner of the kitchen, staring at the two thunder talismans with fear, hugging each other and trembling.

"What's the explanation! You perverted Pippi Shrimp, executioner!"

Tao Ergou struggled to emerge from behind the two girls, and accused indignantly: "Two fellow Daoists, you have to make decisions for me, he just said that he wanted to eat me!"

It took him more than 1,600 moves to get his phone, and now he is facing the sequelae of various cramps, and he can't stand up at all.

"Uh...... Little brother, if all this is a misunderstanding, do you believe it?"

Pippi Shrimp Monster looked embarrassed and waved his hand with a wry smile.

"Stop talking nonsense! Tie it up first, and then send it to the Zhonghai branch of the Cultivator Alliance. Whether it's a misunderstanding or not, let the law enforcement officers over there judge!"

Yu Xuan'er said, the leather whip suddenly became longer, and then volleyed into the air.

The Pipi shrimp monster, which was invincible in front of Tao Ergou, was instantly tied into Pipi shrimp dumplings.

"Don't...... Fairy spare your life, listen to my explanation!"

The Pipi Shrimp Monster writhed on the ground, but every time it resisted, it would be refreshed and transparent from beginning to end by the power of the thunder and lightning on the leather whip, and it was about to turn into an electric grilled Pipi Shrimp.

"I don't want to go to the Alliance of Cultivators......" Thinking of the descriptions of the legendary little black house, it shouted in fear towards the corner of the kitchen: "Little Five, Little Six, Little Seven! Hurry up and remove the invisibility charm and explain to the fairies!"

"Huh?"

Yu Xuan'er and Zuo Xiaoyi frowned at the same time.

Obviously, as strong as the two of them didn't notice, there were still three monsters in the room, hidden through invisibility charms.

, three more?

Tao Ergou was almost scared to pee, and a leather shrimp monster scared him enough. I didn't expect that there were three monsters hidden in the room, good guys!

"It's ......"

When the other three monsters were completely revealed, the corners of Tao Ergou's mouth twitched slightly.

In fact...... Not only him, but even the two beautiful girls who were cultivators, their expressions instantly became very rich.

The other three monsters are still in the shape of Pipi shrimp. It's just that their size is much smaller, only about 1.3 meters, which is about the same as a human elementary school student.

But...... That's not the point.

The point is, they actually carried all kinds of equipment on the left and right shoulders of each shrimp!

All kinds of photographic equipment!

Pole mics, VCRs, reflective cloths, and even the last Pippi Shrimp Monster carries a folding slide in his left hand!

The shape of the three Pipi shrimp is also very uniform, with small sunglasses and a director's hat, and the line that a big director should have, one of them has not fallen.

After hesitating for a long time, one of the Pippi shrimp monsters finally mustered up the courage to walk over to the three of them, took out a jade piece that shone with golden fluorescence and was printed with special spirit patterns, and respectfully handed it over with both hands.

At the bottom left of the jade piece, the words "Awarded by the Alliance of Cultivators" were big and bright under the light, highlighting an incomparably mysterious feeling.

"Two fairies...... This...... This is our ID...... Please check. ”