The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but the mobile phone is right in front of you, but you can't reach it.

is like the current Tao Ergou, obviously the mobile phone is in front of him, but because he is tied to his body, he can only move over with his butt in the posture of a caterpillar, and slowly approach in centimeters.

One thousand and twenty-three ......

One thousand and twenty-four times......

He silently counted the total number of times his butt writhed.

Now he is still one meter away from the sofa, but his entire hip has cramped five times, and at this rate, he has to cramp twice before he can touch the phone.

"Buzz ......"

Just when Tao Ergou was exhausted, the phone vibrated and the screen lit up.

"It's ......!"

Although Pipi Shrimp bound his hot flesh, it could not bind his sharp gaze.

Tao Ergou's eyes stared, and he saw the situation on the screen clearly.

It was a tweet: "Yu Xuan'er, I have accepted your friend invitation." ”

Tao Ergou's heart suddenly beat wildly. At the same time, the adrenaline in his whole body soared, and the desire to survive stimulated his infinite potential, and most of his strength was restored in an instant.

"Ah......hh Damn! Phi Phi Shrimp Monster, you wait, I must get my phone!"

Small universe, under the explosion, the legendary electric motor hip mode - start!

In the kitchen, a shrimp in a pink apron is chopping shallots, garlic and chili peppers......

As a multi-tentacle creature, it has an unparalleled talent and advantage in cooking, each tentacle holds a kitchen knife, and the division of labor is clear.

The red, green, and green slices of ingredients are constantly being produced like a factory assembly line, which is dizzying.

In the kitchen room of "Boss ......", in the shadows that cannot be seen by the naked eye, the muffled voice sounded in the ears of Pippi Shrimp Monster again: "That kid seems to be calling for help with his mobile phone, do you want to stop him." ”

"Oh?"

Pippi Shrimp Monster aimed at the living room out of the corner of his eye, quickly glanced at Tao Ergou, who finally moved to the side of the sofa, and then said, "It's okay, don't worry about him, just follow our original plan." ”

"But, ......Boss," the voice hesitated for a moment, "in case someone really came to his rescue......

"It's okay!" Pippi interrupted the voice and smiled wickedly, "Wouldn't it be better for someone to come, more people will get involved...... It's interesting, Truly. ”

"The boss is mighty!"

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"Ahh......h Xiao Yi, the things in the secular world are so delicious! By the way, what kind of food is this called? ”

Somewhere in front of a barbecue stand near the city center, two stunningly beautiful girls are eating with their mouths full of oil. In front of them, the empty bamboo sticks on the iron plate were densely packed, stacked at a staggering height, almost higher than the top of their heads, but the movements on their hands were still smooth, and there was no tendency to slow down at all.

"This is called dark cuisine, Yu Xuan'er, you are really a little glutton, hehe, thanks to you being a cultivator, otherwise you will definitely eat a big fat fish!"

The purple-clothed girl eliminated a fried leather shrimp in her hand and said with a smile.

"Hehe, how is that possible. When I'm satisfied, I can refine these foods, and they will become spiritual powers. Fattening or something, it doesn't exist!"

Yu Xuan'er shook her hand proudly, then pointed to the dazzling array of raw materials not far away, and said heroically: "Boss, give me ten more strings of salt-and-pepper shrimp! Also, this, that, right is that, all ten more strings!"

With her eyes retracted, she looked at the purple-clothed girl beside her, wiped her mouth with a tissue, and said with her cheeks back: "Hey...... I really envy your [hermit family] rooted in the city, there are so many delicious and fun things. ”

She continued to sigh: "We have nothing in Yuxuanzong, everyone has reached the Bigu period, no one cooks, and no one wants to eat. Every time I was hungry, I could only carry my sister to the forbidden land in the back mountains to fish and eat. The senior sisters and brothers of those sects, except for retreat, are retreats, and they are bored to death, and they really don't know why they are alive. ”

"Alas...... Xiao Yu'er, if you spread this, I really don't know how many heads of the [Hermit Family] will be angry to death. We can't compete for the famous mountains and rivers, and the Lingmai Cave Mansion, so we have to retreat to the city. What is hidden in the world, fighting to cross the red dust, is just a pretext that can't be found out by face, how can it be so cool as your ancient sects. ”

The girl in purple looked at her best friend's sad appearance and couldn't help laughing.

The cultivation realm has always been a world where strength is respected, and when you return to the world, you have to face all kinds of temptations, such as the unstable Dao heart and the thin spiritual energy. All kinds of accidents have deepened the difficulty of cultivating the truth, and the distress can only be experienced by monks who have lived in the secular world since childhood.

"Hehe, I believe what others say, but if you say this, I don't believe a thousand, ten thousand. ”

"Your ancestor is a strong man at the peak of the merger period, looking at the heavens and all the worlds, where can you go?" Yu Xuan'er smiled and said: "Even our Supreme Elder is speculating that the ancestor of the Zuo family, who has been in the WTO for two hundred years, is he preparing to make some big ......news."

"What's the matter, I don't know anyway......" Zuo Xiaoyi smiled mysteriously and changed the subject: "Speaking of big news, Xiao Yu'er, tell me quickly, who is that Tao Ergou Daoyou? Which immortal sect's genius disciple is it, or is it the young master of a certain immortal sect?"

"How can there be ......" Although Yu Xuan'er can swear to the sky that she doesn't have any good feelings for Tao Ergou, but in the face of the gossip eyes of girlfriend-level netizens, she is a little inexplicably weak-hearted, waving her hand and explaining: "He's just an ordinary person in the secular world, I just met today." Really! Lie to you that you're a puppy......"

"An ordinary person in the secular world, can he register a WeChat account for the special version of the Xiuzhen realm?"

Zo Xiaoyi's expression was 'you and I are a three-year-old doll, very fun and very deceitful'.

"Oops, I'm too lazy to explain to you, just look at my group message records and understand. ”

In front of the food, Yu Xuan'er didn't bother to explain, so she threw her phone directly and flew to Zuo Xiaoyi, asking her to go through the chat history by herself.

"Hee-hee, then I'm going to have to take a good look. ”

Zo Xiaoyi was also polite, and took the phone.

However, the first time she clicked on WeChat, the smile on her face disappeared.

"Uh...... Little fish, your friend seems to be in trouble. ”

She elbowed Yu Xuan'er, who was feasting, and brought the mobile phone screen to the other party's eyes.

"Daoyou"

"Help"

"Yokai"

Three minutes ago, the account "Tao Ergou" sent such a short message.

"It's not ......!"

Yu Xuan'er saw the news, and then thought of the scene during the day, slapped the table, and shouted: "Boss, pack the rest for me, hurry up!"