Chapter 21 "It's Okay, Clothes and Pants Are Everywhere"

When Tao Ergou woke up, it was already noon the next day.

"Ah, why did you sleep so long......"

He rubbed his forehead, feeling like his whole head was empty.

If you think about it, you remember going to eat skewers last night. Later, Yu Xuan'er ordered a few bottles of beer, and then drank two glasses by herself, and it felt like the world was spinning and the whole world was turned upside down.

Then, it becomes black and white.

Fragmented......

As a man, it's a shame to break two beers, and it's broken in front of two cute girls.

I don't know if I'm talking nonsense and getting drunk.

As for how to get home, how to get to bed, how to take off clothes......

Thinking of this, Tao Ergou was suddenly startled and looked down.

"It's okay......"

He was relieved to find that his clothes and pants were still there. Most of them were carried back by the cricket in a courier tricycle, in case they were carried to bed by a male monster, undressed, and naked......

Think about chrysanthemums are very tight.

"The demon race should have no sexual interest in human men......"

Tao Ergou comforted himself, but he was still thinking about whether to add a few more anti-theft locks to his bedroom.

Fire prevention, anti-theft and anti-......

For Zuo Xiaoyi's few pills, to be honest, I still paid a lot.

Speaking of pills, Tao Ergou turned over abruptly and sat up from the bed.

Today, I want to send the pill to the four old people, and it is already noon, so we have to hurry up.

"Big brother!"

As soon as I went out of the bedroom, the three demons in the living room, Cricket Five, Cricket Six, and Cricket Seven, sat side by side on the sofa and greeted each other in unison. I don't know where they got the gamepad, but one by one, and having a lot of fun.

Tao Ergou took a look, good guy, it's only been one night, and the three monsters have already installed the [Multiplayer Metal Slug] game on the smart TV, and they are breaking through the level of alien invasion.

"Where's your boss?"

The door to the study was open, and it was empty. Tao Ergou wasn't sure if he had the habit of sticking hidden charms at the usual time, so he asked subconsciously.

"Boss, he's not here, he's gone to the courier company to sign a resignation contract. Big brother, if you have something urgent, you can send WeChat directly to him. ”

The cricket replied without raising his head.

"Ahh

Distracted, he suddenly screamed.

On the screen, the character he controls is hit by the flames spewed out by the mummy, and he is killed.

"Grandma, see if I don't cut you to death!"

The five crickets pointed their arms wildly, and read them over and over again, while violently clicking on the handle until they added ninety-nine lives to themselves, they summoned the characters satisfactorily and continued the battle.

Tao Ergou: "......"

"It's nothing, I'll go out first, you guys have fun by yourselves. ”

He took the pill out of the refrigerator, carefully placed it in a wooden box, and closed the door.

Take the elevator and go directly to the underground garage.

In a small corner of the garage, a brand-new Don't Touch Me car quietly awaits its owner.

In fact, this is a domestically produced touch me car, a three-series sports model. It was specially bought for Tao Ergou and his parents before leaving.

Originally, after winning the lottery, the family went to see the car and was ready to buy a random one that could be used for transportation.

Later, I heard from the car sales lady that young people can show their taste and increase the goodwill of girls when they drive this car......

When Tao Ergou's father heard that he could increase the success rate of his son's pickling girls, he thought of his college career when he didn't even hold his little hand......

How could the honest second dog father resist this kind of flickering, and immediately slapped his thigh - he bought it!

For the rich second generation or the upper class, this kind of domestic three-series don't touch me, and it may not even meet the entry-level standard of buying groceries.

However, in the eyes of many ordinary people who only know the car logo, at the age of eighteen, being able to drive such a beautiful brand-name car can already be classified as the standard of "rich second generation", and it can indeed increase the goodwill of many ordinary girls.

But...... Tao Ergou is not ready to become a 'rich second generation' at all.

He sneaked around and made sure there was no one around before he pressed the key and opened the door.

Like a thief, he slipped into the car with a puff of smoke.

Sitting in the car, he breathed a sigh of relief and sighed, "Hey...... Why do you feel ashamed to drive a good car?"

Since he was a child, Tao Ergou has been thin-skinned, whether it is a sister looking at him or others complimenting him, it is easy to have a feeling similar to shame.

The thought that he would definitely be watched by many people when he went out in this car, and his sense of shame suddenly rose.

If he hadn't been in a hurry to send the elixir to the old man, he would definitely choose to go out in a way like the subway.

Like most novice drivers, Tao Ergou carefully followed the guidance of the coach when learning to drive, fastened his seat belt, checked his driving license and driver's license, and then looked at the rearview mirror and reversing image to confirm that the surroundings were extremely safe before driving out of the underground garage.

Due to the route, Tao Ergou first went to his grandparents' house.

My grandparents live in the LC area in the center of the city, which is an old house assigned to me 30 years ago when the second elder was a teacher.

The two old people have lived in a house for 30 years, and they have already lived out of their feelings, and the two dogs and his parents have coaxed and deceived them several times, trying to help the two old people change houses and improve their lives, but every time they are recognized, they return with feathers, and they have never succeeded.

Although the LC area is in the center of the city from the XC area, it needs to pass through the bustling business district, the road conditions in the inner ring are congested, plus the novice driving is all kinds of plugged, and the navigation marks half an hour away, Tao Ergou turned around and took more than an hour to reach the destination.

"Grandpa, it's me. ”

After parking the car, Tao Ergou went to the commissary to buy two cheapest front doors before ringing the doorbell.

The old man is seventy-three years old, and he has no special hobbies, so he loves to smoke, and he has been smoking for 60 years. Usually, if anyone comes to the door without two cigarettes, even his daughter and son-in-law will be put on a black face.

Except, of course, Tao Ergou. For his little nephew, my grandfather is very fond of it. When I was a child, every time Ergou failed the exam, it was my grandfather's name that my grandfather helped to secretly sign.

As the teacher's grandfather, this can even be regarded as "knowing the law and breaking the law".

However, he dotes on his little nephew like this, and has no bottom line at all.

In normal times, Tao Ergou is the most opposed to his grandfather's smoking.

Because of his perennial smoking, although my grandfather's body is quite strong, his lungs have not been very good, except when he sleeps, he always coughs incessantly. Every time he heard it, his heart ached.

I have grown up slowly, but my relatives have grown old. Seeing their gray hair and wrinkles on their faces, but they couldn't do anything about it, and they were unspeakably sad.

Fortunately, now I have these pills.

Tao Ergou's hand clenched tightly into a fist.

"Ahem...... It's a dog, you're here. ”

Grandpa immediately heard Ergou's voice and opened the door for him.

Tao Ergou patted the old man on the back and handed over the cigarette: "Grandpa, this is for you, are you happy?"

"Ahem...... Now that the sun is shining in the west, my dog actually bought cigarettes for my grandfather. ”

Grandpa coughed twice, and when he saw the big front door in the plastic bag, his eyes lit up: "You still know me and know that I like to smoke the front door the most." Others know what to buy in China Yuxi. How do they know that those bad old men like me can't get used to it at all!"

"The cigarettes sent by the dog, grandpa must take a few puffs!"