Chapter 11 "Receiving Couriers or something, the most exciting!"
After the message of adding friends was sent, Tao Ergou stared at the screen for another five minutes.
The friends list was silent, without waiting for any notification.
However, he was calm. Because I still remember that Yu Xuan'er's mobile phone seems to be dead, and I heard that it will take at least more than 20 years to recover.
Buddha blesses, you must repair your mobile phone before the [Book with Indescribable Content] is discovered by the elders of her sect!
Halfway through the prayer in his heart, Tao Ergou immediately reacted again.
No, they are cultivators, is it useful to ask the Buddha? Otherwise, what...... Ask the immeasurable Heavenly Venerable for your blessing.
Forget it, please bless it, anyway, don't suffer.
Tao Ergou thought about it, and simply prayed to the gods he knew, feeling that it was safer.
............
After dinner was full, the little book was taken away again, and I had nothing to do, so I could only continue to play with my new mobile phone.
"Knock knock...... Knock knock ......"
Just as he clicked on yesterday's [National City Network Minesweeper] game and was about to sprint for a higher score, he suddenly heard a low and very rhythmic knock on the door.
At this point, someone knocked on the door?
Could it be that Yu Xuan'er has come to return the book!
Tao Ergou's eyes lit up, and he immediately turned over and stood up from the sofa, preparing to open the door.
However, when he came to the door, he stopped and did not open the door directly, but first observed the situation outside through the cat's eye.
Before leaving, the mother of the second dog was worried about the safety of her baby son, so she deliberately spent a lot of money to buy the most powerful anti-theft door on the market, and told her that she must confirm the identity of the person before opening the door, and she could not open the door to strangers casually.
It is worthy of the most powerful security door, the cat's eye is the size of a walnut!
It's not Yu Xuan'er...... However, Ergou's face showed joy.
At this moment, he was holding a cardboard box the size of a host and standing in front of the door with a smile on his face.
Receiving express delivery or something, the most exciting.
Tao Ergou opened the door without hesitation, and at the same time sighed in his heart: The current express delivery industry is really hard, and it is necessary to serve customers at night, and you must give a five-star praise on the order message later!
"That's not right...... I just moved here today, and I haven't started shopping online yet. ”
As soon as the doorknob was twisted open, he paused, and suddenly thought of a key problem - he hadn't bought anything at his current address other than sending his collection from his original home!
So what is the situation with this express?
Tao Ergou subconsciously wanted to close the door.
However, it was too late......
In the dimly lit corridor, a forty-year-old courier uncle was holding a cardboard box and knocking on the door. Then, the door was opened a crack, and a glimmer of light from the living room cut neatly, hitting his chin and reflecting a strange smile.
Suddenly, the door was about to close again. But at this time, in that light, it can be clearly seen that the corners of the courier uncle's mouth are slightly raised, revealing extremely sharp teeth.
It is not a tooth that belongs to a human being!
............
"Bang!"
A huge force came, and Tao Ergou was pushed away in an instant, and the impact force bounced his whole person away. Under the huge force, even the alloy door frame was buzzing and trembling.
"It's good, it's good, it's very safety-conscious. ”
The courier hugged the cardboard box and walked in slowly, praising Tao Ergou on the ground with a playful face.
"What do you want to do?"
Tao Ergou was not injured, got up from the ground, and looked directly into the other party's eyes vigilantly.
In this era, burglary is nothing more than two points - either robbing money or robbing sex.
The man in front of me is in his forties, and the culture of engaging in the foundation has only begun to prevail for five or six years, and it is unlikely that he will change his sexual orientation. In addition, a few days ago, my father won the lottery jackpot, and it is very likely that the news has leaked.
So...... There is only one truth - robbery!
"No, you have to find a way to save yourself!"
He took a deep breath, admonishing himself to stay calm and thinking about what to do.
For Tao Ergou's calmness, the middle-aged man was a little surprised. However, he seemed to have the winning hand, and replied leisurely: "Truly...... What do you ask me to do? Then I'll tell you......"
"Comrade policeman, you are here just in time, arrest him!"
Tao Ergou suddenly looked happy, his eyes were fixed on the door, and he shouted.
"Police? Impossible ......"
The middle-aged man frowned, and he couldn't help but look back behind him.
"Fooled!"
Seeing this, Tao Ergou was overjoyed. At the same time, his figure flashed, and with the speed of a 100-meter sprint, he rushed into the nearest kitchen, picked up two kitchen knives on the knife stand, one large and one small, and held them in his hands left and right!
"Hurry up and get out of here, otherwise, don't blame the kitchen knife in my hand for not having eyes!"
With the weapon in hand, his confidence also hardened, and he raised the kitchen knife to the height of his chest, one in front of the other, and set up a posture of attacking at any time!
Of course, Tao Ergou still has no bottom in his heart, he has never killed a loach since he was careful and kind, let alone cut people with a kitchen knife? I just hope that the other party will have scruples when he sees his desperate appearance and leave here with a knowing look.
"Oh, kitchen knives, and you got two? It seems that you kid really has a lot of tricks? I'm so scared, so scared!...... Ahahahaha!"
It's a pity that the situation did not develop in the direction that Tao Ergou expected.
In the face of the threat, the courier man's eyes were not angry but happy, and he kicked the door shut, looking at Tao Ergou like staring at prey. Then, when he said the sentence 'I'm so scared', it was revealed...... A girlish and shy expression.
An uncle in his forties with a bearded face, revealing a girlish shyness, is really spicy!
"Also, I hate it when people interrupt me while I'm talking!"
The expression of the courier uncle was really rich, and he turned his face faster than turning a book, and then his face turned grim, and he said in a low and depressed voice: "Truly...... You just asked me what my purpose is. So, let me tell you again, my purpose is to ......"
"-You!"
He stared at Tao Ergou with greedy eyes. The desire contained in it, like a big river bursting its banks, rolls out unabashedly.
The last sentence shook Tao Ergou so much that he almost didn't even hold the kitchen knife tightly.
"Die, die!"
Tao Ergou's eyes were filled with anger, and he scolded: "You dead faggot, dead pervert! I will die with you, and I won't let you spoil it!"
Death is lighter than a feather, and some are heavier than Mount Tai. Even at the cost of death, he must keep his virginity—— at least, he can't be ruined by a man!
Uncle Courier: "......".
"Damn, you're a dead!"
After being stunned for a while, he reacted, and then as if he had been greatly insulted, he jumped to his feet and scolded back: "Your whole family is a dead!"
"Boom...... Very well, boy, you've managed to me off!"
The courier uncle's eyes flashed red, and he sneered evilly: "Then, let you see my true body! In front of my body, I was so frightened that I was crying bitterly, and knelt on the ground and begged for mercy! Ah...... Ahh
"Bang!"
As the words fell, he laughed wildly, and his upper body exploded suddenly!
A non-human creature in jeans and glowing with gold appears in the world!
Tao Ergou looked up and saw that it was as tall as a foot of one meter seven......
- Humanoid "Pippi Shrimp"!