Chapter 12: Shameful Pippi Shrimp!
Pipi shrimp, scientific name "shrimp cricket", lives in tropical and subtropical waters, it is characterized by strange appearance, firm and tender meat, very delicious, is one of the favorite delicacies of the Chinese people in recent years.
Tao Ergou and his father are particularly fond of eating pepper and salt shrimp, before leaving, a family of three also went to the seafood market to buy several extra-large ones, the smallest of which is as thick as an adult's elbow. After returning home, the mother of the second dog removed her head and tail, put it in the oil pan and fried it to make it golden and transparent.
Pepper and salt flavor, crunchy, the two of them ate that night!
Skin-skinned shrimp with long arms is quite common, and when fried in oil, the gold is crispy and cute. However, if it is a Pipi shrimp the size of an adult who is 1.7 meters or 7 meters...... That's terrifying!
Track down a youkai disguised as a courier......
Suddenly, Tao Ergou had the cause and effect described by Yu Xuan'er before in his mind, and he suddenly realized it.
So - the courier in front of you...... The shrimp monster is the monster disguised as a courier in her mouth!
My own security awareness is still too bad!
He regretted it bitterly.
"Boom...... Boy, when you see me after the transformation, do you feel your legs tremble unconsciously, and you miss your mother in fear?"
Pippi Shrimp Monster raised his head and said arrogantly.
Tao Ergou swallowed reflexively: "Eh, it should be ...... Not really. ”
Although speaking of which, the opposite side is a real youkai. However, he really couldn't control himself, his mind was full of pictures of his mother's fried salt-and-pepper shrimp that night, saliva was constantly secreted in his mouth, and even his stomach that had just finished eating Yangchun noodles was faintly hungry again.
No, Tao Ergou, you have to cheer up! Now is the critical moment for your life, you can't be distracted by death like this!
"Hey, stinky boy, what's your expression?"
Although the eyes of the Pipi shrimp monster are small, their eyesight is good, and Tao Ergou's action of swallowing saliva has not escaped his sight at all. It's just that this human's greedy expression gives it a terrifying feeling of a hairstand - if it has hairs on its shell.
Tao Ergou continued to hold the kitchen knife and said defensively: "Why should I tell you, Pippi Shrimp Monster!"
"Pippi Shrimp!"
Hearing this, the Pippi shrimp monster jumped up as if it had been stepped on by its tail.
What Tao Ergou never expected was ......
It was hugging and rolling on the ground.
"Ah...... Ahh
Tao Ergou: "......"
Watching the Pipi shrimp monster roll in place like a second-year teenager, Tao Ergou looked confused. What's the situation, I'm just calling the sound of Pipi shrimp, and it can still produce such an effect?
"Skin-skin-shrimp......?"
Tentatively, he said again.
"Ah...... Ahh......hhh It's so shameful...... I told you not to mention it again...... Ahhh
This word really works wonders for Pippi Shrimp Monster. It covered its head with its sickle-like forelimbs, and turned to the peculiar posture of 'fluttering' and 'fluttering' to stand up on the ground!
"Boss...... Do you want us to get rid of that kid first?"
In Pippi's ears, a very soft voice came.
"No...... No, you continue to hide. This stinky boy, I ...... Be ...... with your own hands Deal with him!ah...... Shame on you, shame on you......"
On the ground, the Pippi shrimp monster replied in a low voice as he kept tumbling.
"Yes!"
The voice replied respectfully.
All this happened in the dark, and it was naturally impossible for Tao Ergou, who was mortal with the naked eye, to find out.
"Pippi Shrimp...... Pippi Shrimp ......"
At this moment, like Tang Seng, he kept chanting to the Pipi Shrimp Monster, keeping it rolling on the ground. At the same time, raise two kitchen knives, always on guard, and then slowly move in the direction of the door, ready to reach the right position, grab the door and escape.
Stay in the green mountains, not afraid of no firewood, in the face of this kind of monster-level opponent, tactical retreat is not shameful, or the most important thing is to save your life.
"Stinky Boy...... What are you...... Do you want to escape?"
Just as Tao Ergou was about to move to the door, a golden sickle-shaped object stopped in front of him, only half a meter away from his neck!
"You read it, you read it again!"
Pipsqueak stopped rolling and slowly stood up.
No...... Now, it should be called - the Golden Pippi Shrimp Monster!
At this moment, the body of the Pipi Shrimp Monster exudes a kingly aura, and the bare upper body has a streamer flashing in the carapace, constantly exuding a golden and brilliant domineering light!
A powerful momentum spread through the living room. Tao Ergou, who was in the center of the momentum, retreated, and was finally forced into a corner, defending against two kitchen knives.
What is this operation...... Could it be that youkai can still evolve these years?
Tao Ergou looked at the golden skin shrimp not far away, exuding infinite light, in disbelief, and his heart was horrified.
He didn't dare to stimulate the Pippi Shrimp Monster anymore, what if he got the Golden Pipi Shrimp super evolution again and turned into a steel Golden Pipi Shrimp or something.
Since you can't beat it...... Otherwise, let's be reasonable.
Tao Ergou: "I said, this ...... Big brother monster, can you discuss it? We are far from being wronged, and we are close to no hatred, so why don't we have a good conversation and shake hands and make peace?"
"Huh?"
As soon as the reason continued, Golden Pipi Shrimp responded with a contemptuous sneer: "Lao Tzu stimulates the power of the bloodline, just to have a good time with you?"
It stretched out a long, golden tongue like a straw, licked its lips and said, "It's been a long time since I opened meat, and I'm going to- eat you!"
"I'll fight with you!"
Tao Ergou didn't say a word, suddenly raised the kitchen knife, and slashed at the head of Pipi Shrimp.
He made a thousand calculations, but he didn't calculate, and the other party neither robbed money nor sex, but was even more greedy and wanted everything he had - eating himself.
Although, the setting of monsters eating people sounds very reasonable. However, when it is the side that is eaten, it is natural that you cannot sit still. It's good that Tao Ergou is also a man who has seen a real cultivator, and his courage is much higher than that of ordinary people.
"Hehe, ignorance. ”
The Pipi Shrimp Monster carried one arm behind him, showing the kingly demeanor of a generation of top masters, calmly watching Tao Ergou slash with a knife.
With a "ding...... sound, at the last moment, another mantis arm blocked the front door of the attacked. The kitchen knife was easily bounced open, and the crisp sound splashed a series of small sparks.
Pippi Shrimp Monster said jokingly: "Come on, I won't attack, only defend, and when you get tired of playing, I'll eat you!"
The scrap copper and rotten iron in the secular world can't even break through Uncle Ben's defenses, even if Uncle Ben stands and lets you cut 10,000 knives.
Foolish mortals, what a self-defeating man!