"Pulling Four Dogs and Slaughtering Five Pigs"

Andy saw this familiar ID, and he had a feeling that he had won the question in the college entrance examination. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info He sensed it carefully, the memories of the wizarding world in his mind were still completely there, and he also clearly understood that he was now in the soul illusion. This made him can't help but admire how powerful the Inheritance Secret Hall is.

Of course, Andy can't take it lightly, the most important thing for him now is to get his teammates, lest they hang up when they see their ID like they did when they simulate. Andy has already decided, this time he must be moved by affection, know with reason, lure with profit, sell with cuteness, and persuade his teammates to fight hard no matter what.

He looked around and realized that he wasn't in the familiar Summoner's Rift, but in a lounge-like room with a few "turn for you" chairs, and Andy was sitting on a chair marked with the word "5".

On the other four chairs, there were already people sitting on them.

As soon as Andy appeared, the young man sitting in chair No. 2 said, "Hey, don't report it yet, the fifth floor has already come!", Andy noticed that the ID on the top of his head was "simple computer", and Andy knew that this was his teammate on the second floor.

"You're late, you've already reported it!"

"Me too!"

"I filled in the reason for the report and almost sent it, I said on the fifth floor, why did you come so slowly, so much so that we thought we had run into an idle dog!"

Several of the other teammates were babbling, and Andy was speechless when he figured out what was going on. It turned out that they all appeared here after matching with teammates, but Andy, who was on the fifth floor, did not appear for a long time. So they thought they had met an AFK, and two of them had already reported Andy!

"Don't blame the fifth floor, everyone. The simple computer glanced at Andy who had just appeared, and said, "His situation is obviously a network delay, but on the fifth floor, are you on the net on the island of Java, and I am also drunk with such a slow loading speed in the holographic era!"

"I don't see more than Java," said a guy on the first floor called "his own father", "at this speed, he is at least a net on Mars!"

"That...... It's a little farther away than Mars," Andy explained to the crowd, and in fact the game that hadn't started before he caught up, and Andy was already satisfied. Andy, who had been abused over and over again in the Soul Illusion simulation, was already used to all the unexpected events, and he wouldn't be surprised if he was let in after a few minutes of opening.

The two who had just reported Andy also apologized to Andy amicably, which gave Andy some hope for a harmonious game. He hurriedly took the opportunity to have a relationship with his teammates, and expressed the hope that his teammates would not mind his ID.

This time, it was an uncle named "Meow Renfeng" on the third floor who spoke: "Don't worry, we are a high-end bureau, so there will not be that kind of situation where you will hang up if you don't agree." Besides, ID is just a symbol, and if you want to bring it in, you will lose. Didn't anyone say anything after using this ID for so long!"

Andy looked at the word "meow" on this uncle's ID and felt inexplicably kind, and responded: "Your ID is normal, why should others say it." ”

"Hehe, normal? This guy just uses anti-harmony homophones, and his real ID has long been blocked. It was on the fourth floor who spoke, and a man with gold wire glasses called "Million One Fart".

"Blocked?" Andy thought for a moment and analyzed: "Is it related to gold?"

"No, it's actually related to!" said Meow Renfeng with a sad face.

A fart from the million-dollar interrupted their discussion about the ID issue, and he lifted his glasses and said, "Okay, our opponent is the one who should be taken more seriously than the ID." I've already received a message from the system, and this time the opponent is tricky. It's the Sand team of the Corn Country!"

"Damn, no!"

"Won the lottery, it's a big fish!"

"As long as this team is cleaned up this time, it is estimated that it will be difficult for the corn suit to organize an effective resistance force, brothers come on, win glory for the country!"

Everyone spoke up, which made Andy confused, and after some inquiry, he realized that it was not easy to think it was an ordinary passerby's game.

These four are the strongest king peak players in the Huaxia national service and known as the "Four Emperors". The reason why they can break into the name of the Four Emperors in this five-person team game is because they have the consciousness of four to six at any time!

Now that Huaxia and Maize have a dispute over national defense issues, the Four Emperors came to the Maize Country server at the request of fans to open the black and start the "Blood Massacre" plan! They slaughtered all sides, and finally attracted the attention of the Maize Country professional team. So the sniping of the Four Emperors began.

This time, the opponent Shad team is not simple, they are the champions of the last world-class league, and the Four Emperors do not dare to take them lightly. Especially if there is still an element of instability in the team.

"This Mr. Slaughtering Four Dogs and Five Pigs, you're not from Huaxia, are you?" looked at Andy with a fart, and then said to him.

When everyone heard this, they also looked at Andy.

"yes, why not?" Andy replied casually, no doubt about it.

"Do you believe it?" asked a million who turned their heads to their teammates, and then everyone shook their heads, and the simple computer squeezed at Andy and said, "Brother, with your Caucasian appearance, it's too unprofessional to pretend to be a Chinese." ”

It was only when Andy noticed that he was still Andy on the blue plane. Charles's Victorian appearance, no wonder they were misunderstood.

He was about to explain, when he heard Meow Renfeng say to the million-dollar: "Why, you suspect that he is a spy of the corn country, but the people of the corn country are not like this?"

"That's not for sure," his own father retorted as he looked at Andy, "You must know that this country is the best at plastic surgery!"

"How can this be reasonable!" Andy slapped the handrail angrily, suspecting that he was not from Huaxia, and he dared to doubt that he was from the corn country, don't think that you can insult people if you are a professional player!

"Brother, don't get excited," Meow Renfeng said to Andy under the appeasement: "The battle that will start later is very important, so we must eliminate all unstable factors before the start." The nationality of a brother has a bearing on the issue of dividing friend from foe, and we have to pay attention to it! In fact, it is also possible for you to say that you are Chinese, because some brothers and sisters of ethnic minorities also look like you. But our brother's suspicions are not unreasonable, after all, this is the server of the corn country. That's it, brother, what evidence do you have if you say that you are from China. As long as you can say something that only pure Chinese people know, we will believe you!"

Andy thought that these people were several great god players, and they were also allies, and he was still counting on them to lie down and win, and now they were very bad for his soul illusion. Isn't it just to prove that you are Chinese, this kind of thing is very simple.

Andy said, "Well, for the sake of everyone who wants to win glory for the country, I will give you a face, so I will recite a sentence of classical Chinese, not that Chinese people will never understand the breadth and profundity of our culture."

Don't you just memorize texts, this is their strength of liberal arts students! Andy opened his mouth under the expectant gaze of everyone.

"Gou ......"

"Okay, you don't have to carry it!" "A million farts to stop Andy from continuing to carry it. "We already believe that you are from Huaxia!"

"Gou Quan's life is in troubled times, and he does not seek to be heard by the princes. It's a pity that Andy has already recited it by this time.

"Forehead ......"

Million-dollar changed his words again: "I think you still need to prove it again, that sentence just now doesn't count, is there anything else?"