"Hey, Kong Ming's "Teacher Table"! This is a representative figure of the Three Kingdoms era of our country! Why doesn't it count?" Andy said unconvinced. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Before a million could answer, his own father on the first floor said to Andy: "Recently, many people in the corn country have said that Kong Ming is their country, who you have to carry the article badly, you have to carry Kong Ming, of course you can't forget it." ”

"Can you still have a face?" Andy sighed and said: "Okay, I'll change someone to carry it, this thing, just open your mouth to come, know is to know, not to know is not to know, is to know." Speaking of Confucius's "Analects", they can't say that Confucius is also from their country. ”

"You're right, that's what they said......" his own father nodded at Andy, "I advise you not to be written by people with the surname Kong anymore, even if it is Kong Rong, they want to rob it!"

"Uh......" Andy paused for a moment, and then said: "Kong Ming is not surnamed Kong!"

"He's right," the simple computer said to "his own father": "Confucius is not surnamed Kong!"

Andy: "Confucius is clearly surnamed Kong!"

"Huh?" The simple computer recalled the historical knowledge taught by the physical education teacher, and defended: "But Lao Tzu is not surnamed Lao!"

"But Sun Tzu, his surname is Sun!"

......

Everyone was speechless for a long time, and a million broke the silence. said to Andy: "It seems that you have a deep understanding of our culture, you don't have to say poetry, you just need to name a Chinese celebrity who has nothing to do with the corn country, then you will be considered to have passed." ”

"It's simple, just look at me and come" Andy thinks that there are not many celebrities up and down for 5,000 years.

"Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor!"

"Corn Country said it was their ......," his own father followed closely.

"Dayu!"

"Corn Country says it's their ......"

"Qu Yuan!"

"The corn country is their ......"

"Monkey King!"

"Corn Country says it's their ......"

"Pan Jinlian!"

"Corn country also says it's their ......"

"It's not like the whole universe is theirs, is it?" said Andy

"That's what the people of the corn country say!"

"What does this make me say," Andy pondered, and even activated his powerful memory. Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration and blurted out a name

"Yu Dabao!"

"Who is Yu Dabao, is he famous?" his own father wanted to say anything more, but he was stopped by a fart from a million. "Needless to say, he's already passed. I believe he is from China, at least definitely not from the corn country!"

"That's it!" Meow Renfeng continued, "I can already tell from the way he speaks that he is from Huaxia." Now this appearance is probably specially set up for the convenience of camouflage on the server of the corn country. Before the strength can't be crushed, the best way to shoot quietly is not to shoot!"

Then he changed his words and said, "Okay, take the four dogs and slaughter the five pigs, brother, we have determined that you are a friendly army." I just don't know what your strength is. And you're good at playing that position?"

It's not easy, I finally passed the test, and for the first time, I felt that it was so difficult to prove that I was a Chinese. Andy sighed while telling several people that his best position is the top laner, and the heroes he is best at are Man Yixin and Galen. If you don't have a top laner position, you can do it by yourself.

Then Andy saw a few people doing some operations, and after their IDs, they all showed their rank "the strongest king".

Andy also showed his rank according to the gourd drawing, and when he saw Andy's rank, several teammates were stunned!

"Happy polypropylene 1, what rank is this? Haven't you heard of it?" said the simple computer confusedly.

"I haven't heard of it either," said a million, "but you can see his state, he's playing a promotion match to Bronze 5." If you win this one, you'll be promoted!"

"Brother, you still play auxiliary" Meow Renfeng said to Andy: "You don't have to worry about the rest, you just be responsible for buying eyes." Except for the eyes, try to get as little spring water as possible, so as not to be caught!"

Andy: "......"

The crowd discussed the lineup again, and the countdown to the start of the game sounded in this space. Andy still took over the role of support. Andy said that he would only use Juggernaut and robots for support, and then his teammates unanimously chose robots!

Everyone worked on the teleportation chair and then chose the heroes they wanted to summon in the Summoner's Rift. The countdown has reached its final stage.

5、4、3、2、1 !

Whoosh, the teammates on the first, second, third, and fourth floors turned into a white light and disappeared into this space, and Andy knew that they had entered the Summoner's Canyon.

Sou...... When it was Andy's turn, he had just turned into a white light and before it disappeared, he was struck by a huge scythe phantom that appeared out of thin air, and Andy's figure reappeared from this space.

At this time, a system prompt also appeared in front of his eyes.

Scythe of Judgment Punishment Reminder!

Giving up a match or hanging up will result in an unfair game played by your teammates. And it will be regarded by the system as a punishable egregious behavior. You've been placed in a low-priority queue

04 : 52

04 : 51

......

"Damn, the scythe of the verdict will take five minutes, even if I am reported, I don't have to rule it out so early!" Andy said angrily, this is when he faintly heard the summoner's canyon remember the sonorous female voice: "The enemy army still has 30 seconds to arrive at the battlefield and crush them!"

"I want to be on the battlefield too!" Andy cried at the empty space!

Andy counted the time second by second, and only felt that these five minutes passed like years. He couldn't wait to catch the guy who invented the Scythe of Judgment and send it to the True Flame Tyrant!

However, time is still unhurried, second by second. Andy was bored, and he suddenly remembered that Meow Renfeng said that when he entered the game, he had a chance to set his appearance, and now it's okay anyway, so it's better to explore it.

Andy quickly found the interface, which is basically the same as the appearance of the characters he used to play in online games, but it is more three-dimensional and detailed. Andy casually set it up according to his own wishes, and before he knew it, his character image had become the appearance of Andy, a college student on the earth in his previous life!

Andy's image has completely changed, and Andy is no longer visible on him. Charles's shadow is Andy, but a complete earthling.

At this time, Andy suddenly felt a sense of relief all over his body, as if he had removed a layer of shackles.

A smile also appeared on his face, and he said to himself, "Soul Illusion, it's a little interesting!"

At this time, he suddenly remembered the lecture he had listened to Professor Parson, who had said that the problem to be solved in the first soul illusion was who I was. Andy now feels like he's kind of getting it along.

Andy churned in his space bag, and turned out the magic mirror with a thick layer of gray at the bottom of the space bag. He wiped the dust away, then looked himself in the mirror and looked at it for a long time.

He stroked his little flat head and said to himself, "Don't say it, it's really a little handsome!"

Andy, immersed in his own changes, didn't notice that the time of the Scythe of Judgment was passing bit by bit.

By the time he could react, he had turned into a white light and disappeared into the resting space.

Andy was teleported to the Summoner's Canyon, and before he could take a closer look at the battle in the canyon, he heard a female voice in a low voice over the canyon.

"Oba, who is popular with thousands of brainless fans, killed his own father!"