"Huh...... It's disgusting......"

"It's so unqualified to say this while eating......"

As soon as Ma Xiaozhen said his words, there was an uproar in the restaurant, and they whispered one after another.

"I'm tired of this vulgar monkey! The nest is to be tired of tasting food, not to be tired of talking nonsense!"

Chef Pierre was furious, and his eyes almost burst into flames. They have been in the Great Xia Kingdom for a long time, and they have also heard some Chinese slang, and after listening to Ma Xiaozhen's words, they were immediately angry: "I am tired of insulting the nests!"

Zhou Pengfei felt a dark feeling in his heart.

Oops, this kid is really unqualified.

In such a high-end and atmospheric French restaurant, he kept talking about tyranny.

It's really unqualified, it's really uneducated.

Presumably Chen Moyao heard this, and his favorability towards that stinky boy must have dropped by more than ten percentage points, hahaha!

However, the cute Chen Moyao didn't understand the meaning of the tyrant chrysanthemum, and after listening to Ma Xiaozhen's words, she was confused, and then looked at Basil, and was suddenly stunned.

I saw that Basil, after hearing the words, the tiger's body was shocked, his whole body trembled, and his face instantly turned extremely pale.

In this situation, anyone can see at a glance that this Basil is so out of shape that eighty percent of it is said to be the central matter.

"Huh, you can't really be beaten by Ju, right?"

"Huh, is that bearded old glass? uh...... It's disgusting, it's disgusting......"

"The French taste is really unique......"

"That picture is so beautiful that I don't dare to look at it......"

The restaurant whispered again, but the conversation fell on Basil.

Pierre and Zhou Pengfei were both furious, eager to strangle Basil on the spot.

We want people to comment on your dishes, not to let people explode your chrysanthemums!

Nima!

What are you going to do when you are said to be the center, and you are still unfinished and want to die?

You're fucking fucking blown up.

When Pierre and Zhou Pengfei were angry, Basille's heart was extremely shocked.

Just yesterday, his chrysanthemum experienced a history of blood and tears.

There is no doubt that it is a real history of blood and tears, there is blood, tears, and!

A long, long time ago, when the sky was still blue, the water was still green, and people still believed in love. At that time, Basil had hemorrhoids and was honorably a teenager with hemorrhoids.

After a long period of treatment, nursing, and surgery, Basil's hemorrhoids finally ...... Still not good.

Luckily, it's gone from an active volcano to an extinct volcano, ah no, a dormant volcano more accurately.

After Basil followed Pierre across the ocean to Changzhou in the Great Xia Kingdom, perhaps it was the water and soil of the Great Xia Country that raised the people, Basile's volcano had not erupted for a long time, and when he defecated every day, his chrysanthemums were like a happy singing bird.

However, the problem was the day before yesterday......

Ma Xiaozhen took two steps closer to Basille and said loudly, every word and sentence seemed to be said in Basille's heart:

"The day before yesterday, I was homesick. Your wife is beautiful, you have two children, the eldest is a girl, ten and a half years old, and the younger is a boy, who just turned five this year, and they miss you very much, and you miss them too. ”

"The night before, you felt an unforgettable loneliness in a foreign country, and you drank a lot of alcohol afterwards. ”

"Yesterday morning, you woke up with hemorrhoids, your dormant volcano erupted again, and you felt like a fire-breathing dragon in your chrysanthemum!"

There was a terror in Basil's eyes, and he took two steps back in a panic.

"This ...... That's impossible...... How do you know these ......"

"Of course I know that there is always only one ...... truth"

Ma Xiaozhen replied calmly: "Yesterday, you took a day off and walked crookedly to the hospital in the posture of a penguin. ”

"Under the guidance of the doctor, you take off your pants, spread your thighs, show your in a very humiliating pose, and ......"

Yes, then ......

Under the guidance of Ma Xiaozhen, Basille remembered the fear of being dominated by the old Chinese medicine doctor in the anorectal department!

At that time, the old Chinese medicine doctor said indiscriminately: "Lie down on your side." ”

Basil had to lie on his side, feeling like a naked statue of the Renaissance.

The old Chinese medicine doctor said firmly: "The legs are separated." ”

Basille had to spread his legs apart, and this time, he felt like a poor woman who had lost her footing.

The doctor, who looked to be smiling like Maitreya, was at this moment like a true demon, and he stretched out his evil claws, and in the name of his fingertips, he roamed near the chrysanthemums of Basil......

Suddenly, Basil couldn't help but shudder, he hated himself, and he actually felt a kind of guilty pleasure......

However, happiness is always short-lived.

At that moment, Basile's whole body stiffened, and his mouth clenched the sheets......

Lonely.

In this foreign city, at that moment, Basil felt a deep loneliness.

Tears slipped from the corners of his eyes......

"He's really hemorrhoids!"

"Look, he's crying......"

"What a pitiful look!"

The onlookers sighed one after another.

Seeing Basil couldn't help but cry, Pierre's heart seemed to have received 10,000 critical damage.

Nima!

I'm just letting that frustrated man taste your food, why is Nima making so many unhealthy and abnormal associations?

There's only one truth! Nimmat, this is filming Detective Conan!

Pierre was completely mad.

If you have hemorrhoids, you will have hemorrhoids, and hemorrhoids are also about your, and it is about Ma Xiaozhen's fart!

Also, hemorrhoids have something to do with the dishes you make?

Do you want to cut your own ass for cooking?

Pierre's mind was full of thousands of horses, but the Daxia language in his mouth was too scarce to express this alpaca in a suitable Daxia language.

Ma Xiaozhen glanced at Pierre contemptuously, he had completely understood what Pierre was thinking, and said loudly: "I know, you want to say that hemorrhoids are just a disease, and it has nothing to do with the dishes he cooks, half a dime." But I'm going to tell you ......"

"Wrong! The reason for his flaws in cooking is his hemorrhoids!"

Nani?

The flaw in cooking is his hemorrhoids?

Everyone present was stunned.

Could it be that Mr. Basilor used chrysanthemums for cooking?

Ma Xiaozhen sneered, walked to the table, picked up the flame spinach bacon salad on the table, and said softly.

"The ingredients of this flame spinach bacon salad are made with olive oil, brandy, lemon, red wine vinegar, etc., which makes this salad appear more fragrant and tender, with a sweet and sour taste, more appetizing, and the flavor is very rich. ”

"And the finishing touch is that the bacon inside is fried three times, the first time it is dried, the second time it is fried in sauce, and the third time it is fried with brandy. The result is a perfect bacon ...... that blends wine and sauce flavors."

"But ......"

Ma Xiaozhen suddenly looked at Basil, his eyes were full of confidence, and he was full of the strict requirements of first-class gourmets for food.

"But this Monsieur Basilor, who was restless because of hemorrhoids, and who stood for too long while cooking, was so restless that he made the mistake of frying the bacon, using brandy the second time and sauce...... the third."

"Although they are the same material, the order has been thrown out of order, resulting in the fact that the aroma of the wine and the aroma of the sauce cannot be completely integrated. Ma Xiaozhen had no sadness or joy on his face: "It's a pity, it can only be regarded as a failed work." ”

The audience was silent.

Bang dang.

Mr. Basilor, whose face was pale, fell to the ground.

"By the way, a sincere recommendation to you. ”

Ma Xiaozhen showed a sincere smile to Mr. Basiler: "Ma Chalong hemorrhoids suppository is worthy of your chrysanthemum's trust!"