"What? thousand-year-old elixir?"

Ma Xiaozhen was stunned and suddenly a little excited.

Could it be that this old boy found the whereabouts of the thousand-year-old elixir so quickly?

Seeing that Ma Xiaozhen was shocked, Xuanhuang Old Ancestor looked proud, habitually smiled (if there was one), and spoke.

The old man traveled all over the world and learned that there was a medical hall called Wuzhentang in N City, which was 300 kilometers to the east, and the owner Li Wuzhen was a century-old medical family. Self-created enlightenment true health tea. It is said that this person's grandfather was once related to a thousand-year-old He Shou Wu plant. You can try it with him. ”

"Great!" Ma Xiaozhen was overjoyed, but after a little contemplation, he suddenly had some doubts: "You have traveled to N City in half a day, and you have traveled 600 kilometers back and forth?"

"Where did you get this news? It won't be like last time, it was searched by Baidu, right?" Ma Xiaozhen's eyes projected a vigilant gaze.

"Absolutely not!" Xuanhuang Ancestor Ren Ma Xiaozhen's suspicious gaze swept away, and he was full of confidence and did not move.

"The old man's sword flight, even if it is thousands of miles away, is only as close as a stone's throw, and it is only 600 kilometers back and forth, what is it. What's more, the old man is a pedantic celestial, and Qimen Dunjia Ziwei is omniscient, pinching his fingers and calculating, he naturally penetrates the heavens. ”

At this moment, the TV hanging in the small supermarket suddenly played an advertising video for a certain health program on the TV:

"Li Wuzhen, a century-old medical family, inherited the ancient acupuncture and moxibustion techniques, created Wuzhen health tea, using a century-old classic prescription, integrating the natural seven treasures of plants, bringing together the essence of the four seasons of spring, summer, autumn and winter, and selecting the eight treasures of traditional Chinese medicine such as Pueraria, Salvia, Astragalus, Mulberry Leaves, etc., with the effect of tonifying the kidney and invigorating the qi, invigorating blood and circulation. ”

Ma Xiaozhen: "......"

Xuanhuang Ancestor: "......"

It was as if I felt that very familiar, awkward, and mysterious ......

Yes, it's still the feeling of being fooled.

"Oh, don't worry!" Xuanhuang Ancestor patted Ma Xiaozhen's shoulder with a big grin: "Trust me, that's right." You just have to go, your fate with that thousand-year-old elixir is all in Li Wuzhen!"

Ma Xiaozhen: "......"

"Oh, that's right!" Xuanhuang Ancestor seemed to remember something: "Have you got the rest of the Chinese medicine and pork kidney?"

"Here we go. ”

Ma Xiaozhen raised a pair of pork loins and traditional Chinese medicine in his hand angrily.

"Well, that's good!" Xuanhuang Ancestor fiddled with the pork kidneys and nodded with satisfaction: "Go back and find a pot to stew." ”

"Stewed?"

Ma Xiaozhen's face began to twitch: "Uh...... Isn't this a medicinal bath recipe for washing the marrow and forging bones?"

"The medicinal bath recipe for washing the marrow and forging the bones?" Xuanhuang Ancestor was stunned for a moment, and then waved his hand: "That one with a thousand-year-old elixir and a century-old wine is enough, and you don't need these pig loins and traditional Chinese medicine." ”

"Then this pair of pork loins and these Chinese medicine ......," Ma Xiaozhen asked tangledly.

"Oh. Xuanhuang Ancestor replied disappreciatively: "Recently, I have watched too many love and action movies, and my body and bones are a little weak...... Eh, you, what are you doing?"

"Lao Tzu stabbed you to death!"

Ma Xiaozhen roared and took out the salted fish with a dream, and stabbed at Xuanhuang Ancestor.

Quarrel after quarrel, but for the happiness of the second half of life and the lower half of the body, the cultivation of immortals still has to continue.

Early the next morning, the Xuanhuang Ancestor who saw the head and tail of the dragon didn't know where to go, although his strange finger pinching and pointing were not as reliable, but the wonderful thing was that they always played a role by mistake, making people not know whether to worship him or to kill him.

After thinking about it, Ma Xiaozhen decided to follow the meaning of Xuanhuang Ancestor and go to Wuzhen Hall in N City to try his luck.

This Wuzhentang is known as a century-old family of traditional Chinese medicine, and there are countless kinds of Chinese medicine that have been seen, maybe there is really a thousand-year-old elixir.

Dreams still have to be had, what if they come true?

Early in the morning, Ma Xiaozhen went straight to the bank, ready to withdraw some money first.

He got hundreds of thousands of huge sums twice in a row, but Xuanhuang Ancestor used various strange methods to unknowingly smooth off the bank card, and then squandered it.

Last night, Ma Xiaozhen got 400,000 from Zhou Pengfei from Brother Scorpion. This time, he fully learned his lesson, and carried Brother Scorpion's bank card directly in his underwear all night, covering it hot all night, and finally escaped the clutches of Xuanhuang Ancestor.

Rich, really rich!

This time, you don't have to travel on a budget, you can take a trip that you can just go.

What kind of experience is it to be a local tyrant?

It's going to be revealed soon!

Ma Xiaozhen went to the bank with great dignity, and said to the bank teller proudly.

"Let's take seventy or eighty thousand flowers first. ”

That's right, first take out 70,000 or 80,000 cash and spend it casually, and then go straight to the car 4S store to buy a car by swiping the card, eat hot pot and sing songs, and drive to N City!

The counter lady smiled and helped Ma Xiaozhen swipe the card and inquire: "Sorry, the money is not enough......"

Here's the chance to pretend to be forced.

Ma Xiaozhen was overjoyed, pretended to be surprised, and asked loudly: "What? Such a big bank doesn't even have 70,000 or 80,000 yuan in cash?"

The counter lady replied in a louder voice, "It's because you don't have enough money in your card!"

"What? impossible?" Ma Xiaozhen was stunned: "Didn't you just call 400,000 yesterday?"

"Sir, I'll check it out for you. The counter lady made an operation inquiry behind the counter: "That's right, in the early hours of last night, this account has been transferred out through mobile banking."

"Transferred out?" Ma Xiaozhen was angry: "Who did you transfer it to?"

"The other party's username is Ma Dan. The counter lady read it out slowly: "By the way, there is also a transfer message, 'Old man, you have traveled all over the world to ......'"

Ma Xiaozhen: "......"

"Sir, did you do it yourself?" the counter lady asked thoughtfully, "Do I need to help you call the police?" ”

"Thanks, no need. Sorry to interrupt your work. ”

Ma Xiaozhen politely apologized to the counter lady, went out with tears in his eyes, turned left for 500 meters, silently walked to Cheung Chau East Bus Station, and bought a bus ticket to N City.

This shameless old thief who is paralyzed, he learns high technology very quickly, and he can transfer money on his mobile phone......

Ma Xiaozhen's heart, 10,000 alpacas were jubilant.

......

The car is still running for an hour.

Ma Xiaozhen walked outside the station, found a flower bed and sat down, silently lit a pack of four pieces of soft white sand, and spit out a melancholy smoke ring.

Alas......

It seems that the thief is destined to be poor all his life.

Fortunately, I took out two hundred and fifty yuan and five cents from Xuanhuang Ancestor yesterday, otherwise I would have to run away to N City again.

Ma Xiaozhen smoked a cigarette while thinking wildly and killing time.

In front of him, a vendor pulled out a yellow toy dog from his snakeskin pocket and began to sell it.

The electric toy dog dances happily on the ground, looking lively.

A young woman led a girl of five or six years old past Ma Xiaozhen and the hawker.

The girl's eyes fell on the yellow toy dog, and her eyes suddenly shone through, and she asked timidly.

"Mom, can you buy me that toy dog?"