Walking through the lonely alley, Ma Xiaozhen's figure is lonely and hesitant, like a melancholy lilac.

As a man with strong blood, he just faced a young and hot woman and took the initiative to give him a hug, but he didn't feel anything at all.

It's really like asking how sad you can be, just like a senior eunuch going to the Qinglou!

In fact, Ma Xiaozhen has been single for more than 20 years, although he looks like a ruffian and a hungry ghost, he is an out-and-out virgin, and he also attaches great importance to his feelings. Although he is just a mobile phone film vendor at the bottom of the market, his inner self-esteem is extremely strong and he is also upright.

At the beginning, he didn't have the divine power of Jiuyi Tianzunding, he was just an out-and-out market citizen, but the goddess Chen Moyao was very good to him, not only did he not look down on him as a film boy, but helped him go home, invited him to dinner, and put Zhou Pengfei's Audi not to sit, to sit on his green bicycle......

This girl as beautiful as a hibiscus has already caused ripples in Ma Xiaozhen's heart.

Ma Xiaozhen and Na Ye Xiaodie only have a one-sided relationship, and they really can't talk about any feelings. Although Ye Xiaodie seduced and teased him in every way, after he was distracted for a while, when he thought of Chen Moyao, he would probably turn around and leave, and would not take advantage of Ye Xiaodie's door-to-door delivery.

But it's one thing to leave without taking advantage of yourself, and it's another thing to be forced to leave if you can't get up. Just like the two countries fighting each other, defeating the enemy army and killing countless enemies, winning a complete victory and then calmly retreating, that is called magnanimity. But if the soldiers come to the city and leave without a fight, it is called cowardice.

The cowardly Ma Xiaozhen has a feeling of sadness flowing backwards.

In the long run, if it is difficult to control the dry wood and fire when the love with Chen Moyao is strong in the future, the little brother is still like a melancholy enoki mushroom as today......

Thinking of this, Ma Xiaozhen was anxious and worried, so he couldn't help but pick his hair one after another.

Cultivating immortals and entering the Tao! Reviving the majestic style! Imminent! There is no time to delay!

Ma Xiaozhen's heart was in a hurry, and he was thinking as he walked.

The chapter of washing the marrow and forging bones left by the ancestor of Xuanhuang needs to find a thousand-year-old elixir, a century-old wine, and dozens of medicinal materials with traditional Chinese medicine, plus a pair of pig kidneys, which are transformed into a spiritual spring for washing the marrow by Jiuyi Tianzun Ding. At that time, bathing the whole body with the marrow cleansing spiritual spring will be able to wash the marrow and change the tendons, be reborn, and reach the realm of the realm master, so as to attract the spiritual energy of heaven and earth into the body and truly step into the path of cultivation.

At present, the pair of pork loins has been completed, and the dozens of traditional Chinese medicinal materials have also been completed, leaving only the thousand-year-old elixir and the century-old wine, which are extremely rare in the world, and I really don't know where to find them.

Ma Xiaozhen was a little dazed in his heart, although Xuanhuang Ancestor was usually a little unreliable, but with him, after all, he would give himself some goals, so that he would not be as clueless as he is now.

But now, the Xuanhuang Ancestor said that the changes in heaven and earth have begun, and in three years, the demon calamity is coming, and he wants to travel all over the world, one is to find heaven and earth treasures to help Ma Xiaozhen practice, and the other is to find monks on the earth to discuss the plan and find a way to break the catastrophe together.

Where the hell has this guy gone!

Ma Xiaozhen pondered in his heart, while walking aimlessly.

Suddenly, at the door of the small supermarket in front of him, a milky conversation floated into Ma Xiaozhen's ears.

The boy's voice: "Hey baby, this is a gift for you, do you like it?"

Girl's voice: "What is this?"

The boy's voice: "The Gucci Zoo bag is the perfect complement to your temperament. ”

The girl's voice was cold: "I don't like it. ”

The boy's voice: "Then look at this, Italian Duvetica fashion printed silk jacket, baby you must look good in it." ”

The girl's voice was still listless: "I don't like it." ”

The boy's voice became more and more urgent: "And also, Armani Armani sequined dress, you must like this." ”

The girl's voice seemed to be a little annoyed: "I don't like any of this, don't pester me." ”

The boy's voice: "And what do you like?"

The girl's voice began to be a little excited: "I'm going to play with the rocking car!"

The boy's voice: "Okay! Let's play with the rocking car!"

Ma Xiaozhen felt a little messed up.

This voice, this tone, this trick......

It's so familiar.

It can't be such a coincidence, right?

Ma Xiaozhen slowly turned his head and looked at the door of the small supermarket next to him in amazement.

Sure enough, as Ma Xiaozhen expected.

The legendary Xuanhuang Ancestor, who had traveled all over the world to find heavenly treasures to save the common people, was very tyrantly took out a large handful of coins at this moment and stuffed them into the Pleasant Goat Shaker at the door of a small supermarket.

Then, Xuanhuang Old Ancestor turned over and got into the car in a dashing manner, and sat in the rocking car at the same time with a two-year-old yellow-haired girl......

Music played.

"Pleasant goat, beautiful goat, lazy goat, boiling goat, slow goat, soft, red wolf, gray wolf......"

"Don't look at me as just a sheep, the green grass because I become more fragrant, the sky because I become blue......"

Xuanhuang Ancestor romantically hugged the waist of the two-year-old girl, and stretched out his arms in the wind, as if flapping his wings and flying.

At that moment, Ma Xiaozhen remembered Jack and Rou Shi on the Titanic......

Nima!

Travel all over the world, your sister, save the common people, your uncle!

Ma Xiaozhen almost wanted to die.

kept saying that the catastrophe was about to be destroyed, and as a result, Lao Tzu's money was rolled up to buy gifts here to fool the little girl!

Ma Xiaozhen let out a hysterical roar directly from his kidneys:

"Horse eggs, get out of here for Daddy!"

"Oh?"

Xuanhuang Old Ancestor found Ma Xiaozhen and jumped down from the rocking car: "Are you back?"

"I'm back?" Ma Xiaozhen almost wanted to die: "Why do you have the face to say that I'm back? Didn't you go to the world to save the common people? Why did you come back?"

"I'll be back when the money is spent......"

Xuanhuang Old Ancestor looked at Ma Xiaozhen with a sincere face, as if he had just bought a popsicle outside for two yuan and five cents.

"The money is spent......"

Ma Xiaozhen's gaze swept over the Gucci Zoo handbag, the Italian Duvetica fashion-printed silk jacket and the ARMANI sequined dress next to Xuanhuang Laozu, only to feel trembling all over his body and a pain in his liver.

180,000......

I earned 180,000 yuan by selling mustard vegetables......

I didn't have half a day's work, and I spent all of it......

Ma Xiaozhen wanted to cry.

"Don't cry, don't cry!" Xuanhuang Ancestor suddenly seemed to remember something, and took out a handful of change from his pocket: "There are two hundred and fifty yuan and five cents left." ”

"You take it first, flower ......" Xuanhuang Ancestor looked like a righteous and thin cloud: "Don't be polite to me......"

"You're polite, you're polite!" Ma Xiaozhen was furious: "180,000 yuan spent 250 yuan in half a day, you are really polite to me!"

"It's two hundred and fifty yuan and five cents!" Xuanhuang Ancestor calmly pointed out the omission.

"That's not the same! Five cents can make hair? Buy half a fritter!" Ma Xiaozhen roared angrily, and by the way, he put the two hundred and fifty yuan and five cents into his pocket, and once again strongly wanted to take out the salted fish with a dream on the spot and kill Xuanhuang Ancestor on the spot: "I'll stab you to death, a loser!"

"You're wrong!" Xuanhuang Ancestor suddenly shook his head and said calmly word by word.

"I, absolutely, right, no, yes, defeated, home, play, meaning!"

Suddenly, Xuanhuang Old Ancestor's aura was like a mountain, and a king's aura came out vigorously.

"When I went out this time, I found the news of the thousand-year-old elixir. ”

Ma Xiaozhen's pupils contracted suddenly, and he said in surprise:

"Millennial Elixir?"