There are many ways for people to meet each other, and the way Luo Yansheng and Rotsmith meet is a little... Well, weird, yes, just weird.

Luo Yansheng felt that the burning pain all over his body was unbearable, as if he was in flames, but he couldn't move, his eyes couldn't open, but he could clearly perceive it, and he was completely in the state of a living dead.

"Could it be that I am being cremated?" Luo Yansheng thought to himself: Yes, it must be cremated, and now the land is pitifully scarce, and no burial is practiced.

"My grass, it hurts!" the skin was hot and stimulating, so he couldn't help but burst into foul mouth.

"Burnt?" Luo Yan moved his nose vividly, and he smelled the smell.

"Is it true that when people die, they really have souls, why can't my soul open its eyes?"

"Wait, let me take a look, jumping from a fifty-story building, I'm going to die, so, I'm dead, according to normal procedure, I should have seen the black and white impermanence brothers, or the angel sister or something, but why didn't they show up!"

They say that good people go to heaven, think about it, I don't seem to have done any good deeds, I didn't donate money to save the suffering, and I didn't sacrifice my life for the country and my family, even though I once had such thoughts, but I didn't take action, so I couldn't go to heaven! Then go to hell, but I didn't do anything bad! First, I didn't commit adultery, kidnapping, robbery, and deception, and second, I didn't kill people, set fires, or slaughter lives! Even though I had such thoughts, I didn't take action! No, when I was alive, I was full of complaints, often complaining, and often gossiping, not talking about credibility, and I must have hurt many people. Oh, by the way, I'm still a very unfilial person, and that alone is enough to have a ticket to hell! Yes, I'm going to go to hell! But if the two of them don't show up, how can I get there?"

"No, I should already be in hell, otherwise why can I clearly feel the pain of my body being burned? Yes, a person like me will definitely fall into the eighteenth layer of hell and suffer all the torture in the Infernal Purgatory, after all, sooner or later, I will have to pay it off, and I can't escape the debt of life after all."

"Come, burn, burn, burn, let my soul be in pain forever, let my soul be tormented forever, I am the devil, I deserve to be punished like this, the Ten Hades, do you hear?"

In Luo Yansheng's mind, all kinds of pictures flashed, that was the image of him alive, he felt that he was not qualified to be forgiven, he was a devil, whether it was to his parents, friends, or others.

"Ahem," a coughing sound came into Luo Yansheng's ears.

"Could it be that someone is choking on the smoke? No, the current cremation method, no one should be choking on the smoke, is it? Could it be a neighbor?" Luo Yansheng listened intently.

“Fuck，what the fuck.bullshit， What is this place?”

Luo Yansheng was shocked, thinking: Now that hell is internationalized, even foreign ghosts have settled in China's hell?

But I heard the voice shouting anxiously: "Hey, hey, wake up, wake up!"

"Damn, are you talking to me?" Luo Yansheng guessed.

Suddenly, he felt that something soft was crossing his face, warm, wet, and quite comfortable.

Wait, why do I feel like I'm being kissed?

"Ahh

After hearing a "hiss", the blindfold was torn off, and the dazzling bright light shot extremely quickly, and Luo Yansheng hurriedly closed his eyes again.

"Wait, the light, I just saw the light" Luo Yansheng opened his eyes again.

I heard someone ask, "Who are you?"

Luo Yansheng was stunned, and couldn't figure out what the situation was.

Casually glanced at the surroundings, the scorching sun, the yellow-orange sand, the wind, but out of nowhere, a few thorn plants, well, this is the desert. Lie down in the hot sand by yourself.

The most puzzling situation is that he is completely naked, naked, and a foreigner is bound by a hemp rope, and his hands cannot move at all. At this time, the foreigner was still brazenly pressing on himself.

"What are you?" Luo Yansheng shouted.

The foreigner shook his head, confused.

“what are you doing?” Luo Yansheng shouted.

Suddenly turned over, but unexpectedly, the posture changed, and Luo Yansheng pressed on Roth's body.

Looking at each other, that's called an embarrassment.

Roth felt uncomfortable.

So the two of them fought unrelentingly, and rolled several big circles in a row.

"OK, OK, stop!" Roth shouted.

Luo Yansheng stopped, still pressing on Roth.

Roth shouted, "Now the focus is on the rope, OK?"

Luo Yansheng is also a bit cultured, these can still be understood, not to mention that when he was in school, his English grades were not bad, and he liked to watch some European and American movies, so he could naturally understand it.

"Yes, yes, yes, the key now is the rope, so don't you move, I'll move, do you understand?" In fact, when Luo Yansheng found out about this situation, he wanted to break free from the rope, the two were tied, of course they couldn't move together, otherwise the rope would go up and down, and I was afraid that it wouldn't be able to get out for a long time.

Roth shook his head, indicating that he didn't know what Luo Yansheng said.

"You do not move, i move!OK?" Luo Yansheng said.

Lot nodded. So Luo Yansheng began to rub around on Roth.

Two big men, naked, doing this in the desert, looked loveless, and secretly thought, this experience is more painful than going to hell.

After some struggle, the rope was untied. The desert heat drove them crazy and hid in the back of the rocky mountain, a cooler place. The two introduced each other again and got to know each other.

"So, where is this, why are we here, where are we going, and how are we going?" Roth said.

Luo Yansheng replied solemnly: "This is a philosophical question!"

"This is also a real problem!"

Luo Yansheng said: "Then, let's start with the last thing in our memory!"

Roth said, "Okay, so tell me, what did you do in the end?"

Luo Yansheng pondered for a while and said with a smile: "I did something that a living person would eventually passively do!"

"What is it?" asked Roth.

"Death!" Luo Yansheng replied casually.

Roth shook his head suspiciously.

Luo Yansheng sighed and continued: "I'm lazy, jealous, and irresponsible, I can't see that others are too rich, I live a chic and beautiful life, and I am timid, cowardly, and inferior, and I will only accumulate some resentment in my heart, so I suffocated my internal injuries and chose to commit suicide!"

Roth looked at Luo Yansheng and felt that when the other party said this, he spoke fluently and naturally, as if he had trained countless times.

"How did you kill yourself?" asked Roth.

"Jumped from a fifty-story building!" Luo Yansheng said.

"Did you plan it?"

"Maybe, I've thought of many ways to commit suicide, jumping off the building is the only way to make a declaration!"

"What are you going to declare?"

"It doesn't matter now, but, then, here I am! What about you, what's the last thing you're here for?"

"I, I'm braver than you, I was hit by a car and died!"

"Oh, it was an accident!"

"No, I did it on purpose!"

"Why, you're an American, isn't your country very good?"

"Maybe, it's just that I don't feel worthy of life, so I chose to die!"

"So, we're dead, so it's either heaven or hell!"

"It shouldn't be heaven, there is no desert in the description of heaven!"

"There is no desert in the description of hell! However, according to the current situation, hell should be relatively close!"

"Who's to say it isn't?"

Luo Yansheng turned his head upside down, lying on the rocks, sand and stones, looking up at the sky. "We already know we're in hell, so it should be obvious where we're going." ”

Roth asked, "How?"

"There are only two paths to hell, one leads to destruction and the soul is scattered, and the other leads to reincarnation and re-humanization!"

"What will you choose!"

"I don't know, what about you?"

"I don't know!"

Yes, how do you choose, it's a bit hard, but they forget that at this point, the choice is no longer in their hands.

"fuck!" Roth only felt a pain in his calf, looked down and saw a scorpion stung in his leg and burrowed into the hole.

Yansheng got up and took a closer look, Roth's calf was rapidly swollen.

Roth asked, "Are we really dead? Why don't I feel light, my blood is still flowing, and my heart is pounding!"

Yansheng helped Roth up, looked up at the stone wall behind him, and suddenly the coldness invaded his body, and his scalp was numb.

I saw scorpions, crawling out of small holes, clinging to the stone wall, densely packed, three red eyes shining, a pair of pincers with their heads held high, and the scorpion tail barbed, awe-inspiring.

“go!” Yansheng grabbed Roth and ran away.

The scorpion quickly crawled and followed.

"So, are we dead or not?" Roth asked as he ran.

"Dude, now isn't the time to talk about this, okay?"

Yansheng turned around, saw that those scorpions had no intention of stopping, and helped Roth to continue running.

There was a "boom", which shook the eardrums, and the two turned around, their eyes wide. It felt like the whole world was shaking.

The body slowly rose into the air, swaying left and right, unable to stand at all, the two had to hug each other and find the center of gravity.

Small grooves emerged, and the black lines were like grooves on a pipa.

"What happened?" called Rot.

"I don't know!" Luo Yansheng really didn't know.

Suddenly, a huge barb appeared in front of the two of them.

They looked at each other and ascertained the answer from each other's eyes, and there was no doubt that they appeared on the back of a scorpion, and the crochet needle the thickness of an iron rod was the tail of the scorpion. It's chilly.

"I'm obedient, it's a god!" Yan Sheng was shocked, and he was a hundred meters above the ground.

"So, it's hell!" Roth shouted.

"Yes, I don't deny it, it's just what to do next!" asked Yeonsheng.

"Lao Tzu has already died once, I don't seem to want to die so much, and most importantly, I don't want to die in the mouth of this group of scorpions!"

"Agreed!"

"So what are we going to do? Jump off his back?"

"What better way do you have it?"

The two of you are so nervous that I tremble.

At the same time, it is strange whether he is dead or not.