Chapter 039: Killing Zhu Bajie
The reason why the Jade Emperor wanted to cough like this was obviously counting on Yao Chi to quickly open his mouth and agree to his extrajudicial mercy, because as long as Yao Chi agreed, then he would have a way to get the white fox out of the sea of suffering, even if he couldn't let the white fox return to heaven for the time being, it would at least let the white fox be free in our world.
It's a pity that Yaochi and Chang'e didn't respond to the Jade Emperor in any way.
Chang'e later told Yao Ji that the reason why she didn't say anything now was because she wanted to see what the Jade Emperor and Zhu Gangguan would do next, because in her opinion, this matter was so fun at the moment, as if Zhu Gangguan's brain had already entered the water.
Chang'e also said to Yaoji that according to her judgment, if she really opened her mouth at that time, then with her ability to mess around, then she would really be able to help Pig Gangguan. It's a pity that Chang'e didn't just want to see what they would do next, so she not only indirectly killed Zhu Gangguan, but she also drove Nuwa Niangniang crazy.
As soon as Zhu Gangguan saw the Jade Emperor coming to help him, he cried even more, "Alas, Jade Emperor, what else is there to say here?" I beg you, you can save the white fox, if you don't agree to save my white fox, then I won't get up in this life, woo woo woo woo ---"
In this way, the Jade Emperor's head became bigger and bigger, "Alas, brother, the matter has come to this, so you are really in a hurry for this matter! I think this is good, you go back now, and when there is a chance to amnesty the world in the future, I will definitely be the first to release the white fox, you think this is always okay, right?"
Zhu Gangguan was obviously not too stupid, and he cried louder, "Alas, Jade Emperor, don't come to coax me, okay? You have just granted amnesty to the world now, if you wait for the next time, then you have to let me wait until the Year ---of the Monkey and the month of the horse? I'm afraid you just let me wait for another five million years, then you may not have another amnesty for the world, right?"
The Jade Emperor really had no choice, he was deeply apologetic, and even patted Zhu Gangguan's shoulder with shame, "Alas, brother, in fact, five hundred years is not too long, so you better endure it a little longer, they all say that you can see the sun and the moon when the clouds open, so there will always be a day when you and the white fox can still be a good couple!"
Zhu Gangguan still howled and cried, "Alas, good my Jade Emperor, you said that I can't wait even a day now, how can I wait for five hundred years?
The Jade Emperor was now about to be driven crazy by Zhu Gangguana, not only did he let out a long sigh, but he also suddenly hugged Zhu Gangguan tightly, "Alas, good my brother, you can spare me, you said that you didn't make any mistakes, how can I beat you into the world and let you suffer that kind ---of ordeal?"
It's really funny, in addition to continuing to cry now, Zhu Gangguan also found his mistake in a hollow out, "Alas, good my Jade Emperor, how can you say that I don't have any mistakes? Think about it yourself, if I wasn't too careless, if I could watch the white fox a little closer, then how could I give you a chance to succeed? So objectively speaking, I have not only committed a crime of negligence, but I am also clearly trapping you in injustice!" If you think about it carefully, you said that you are the Jade Emperor after all, and I dare to trap you in injustice, isn't this a sin that deserves death?"
The Jade Emperor obviously didn't know what else to say, he could only hug Zhu Gangguan tightly, "Alas, my good brother, my good brother, my good brother, woo woo woo woo ---"
It was only then that Chang'e finally walked out with a smile, "Hey, I said Brother Pig, can you stop making trouble? If you really want to be beaten into the world by Heavenly Court or something, then I have a clever plan, do you want to come and listen to it?"
Zhu Gangguan really wanted to accompany the white fox, so he immediately nodded, "Yes, Miss E, I beg you, if you really have any good ideas, then you can say it quickly!"
"Quick, then you can come with me now!" Chang'e was obviously having a lot of fun, she shouted like this first, and she immediately pulled the pig and flew out of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, "Brother Pig, let's say it in advance, my good idea must be kept secret, otherwise it will definitely fall short, can you promise me that you will definitely be able to keep your mouth shut?"
Zhu Gangguan quickly nodded again, "Yes, yes, I definitely can!"
Chang'e was obviously very mysterious, she flew forward for a while, and she and Zhu Gangguan finally stopped in a secluded place, and before officially talking about things, in order to hide her eyes and ears, she also deliberately waved and drew a "seven-colored moonlight" around them. Because in this way, it is equivalent to isolating them from this world, so even if any of the gods really want to eavesdrop, then they will never overhear their conversation.
"Hey, Big Brother Pig. Then listen up now!" After Chang'e came again, she said her trick with a river of words and eyebrows, which made Zhu Gang stunned, "All in all, Brother Pig, as long as you can act according to my trick, then you will definitely be able to be beaten into the mortal world by Heavenly Court, you say, right?"
Zhu Gangguan was still shocked, and he scratched his head vigorously, "But, but, Miss E, you let me tease your sister, isn't this too inferior? Although my Zhu Gangguan is not very promising, I am a decent god after all!"
Chang'e still had a hearty voice, "Hey, you, you, Brother Pig, they all say that the big husband is informal, why do you care too much about whether this is the next thing or not? Besides, since my brother-in-law can sleep with your wife, then you can't flirt or flirt with his wife, you say, right?"
Pig Gang has obviously a big head, "Alas, this and this ---"
In this way, Chang'e immediately used the agitation method on Zhu Gangguan, "Hey, Zhu Gangguan, I said that you kid is playing with me, right? Are you a cat crying mouse and fake compassion, but you actually don't want to go to the world to find your white fox at all, right?"
Zhu Gangguan almost didn't cry, "Alas, good my girl, if I really don't want to accompany the white fox, then you will let me die well, but, but --- alas, forget it, forget it, since your idea is indeed a good idea, then I will listen to you, and then you will see how I tease your sister, right?"
Chang'e was happy again, and she patted Zhu Gangguan's shoulder vigorously, "Well, it's right for you to think like this, because you look like a big male god like this!"