Chapter 040: Thrown into the gossip furnace

Zhu Gangguan really acted in full accordance with Chang'e's plan, he not only teased the Queen Mother at the annual Pan Tao Party in the Heavenly Court, but also drank a lot of wine before molesting the Queen Mother in order to strengthen his courage with wine. And because the Pan Tao Club is obviously the highest level banquet in the heavenly court, and all the officials and nobles who come are high-ranking officials, so Zhu Gangguan is such a flirtation, he has really committed a capital crime, if it weren't for Chang'e, Nuwa and Guanyin and other gods to protect him, then he would definitely have to be thrown into the gossip furnace of Taishang Laojun by the heavenly court.

According to Yao Ji told me, the peach in the heavenly court will not only be eaten peaches, but what delicacies, delicacies from the mountains and seas, and jade liquid, just because that kind of peach is indeed a first-class good thing in heaven, very representative, so heaven officially named this kind of banquet as the peach club, if everyone sits together and just nibble on the peach to eat, wouldn't it be too funny?

Obviously, Chang'e really expects Zhu Gang to make a difference, so she has already whispered to Yaoji before the Pan Tao Club officially starts, "Hey, Yaoyao, you must remember it for your sister, there will definitely be a good show staged in a while, so you must keep your eyes open when the time comes!"

Yaoji was immediately stunned by Chang'e, "Ah, won't it? There will be a good show today? I looked at the banquet program just now, and I didn't find any special programs?"

Chang'e laughed again, "Hey, youli, youli, Yaoyao, sister will tell you clearly, today's good show is absolutely unprecedented, so when the time comes, you listen to sister, let's hurry forward when the time comes, otherwise you will probably not be able to see clearly!"

Yaoji was obviously also gossipy, and she hurriedly asked again, "Hey, I said Sister E, tell me quickly, what special program will there be today?"

Chang'e has already sold Guanzi, "Hey, you'll know in a while!"

The so-called a while, it is not a moment, but when the gods are drunk.

When Zhu Gangguan repeatedly wanted to drink to strengthen his courage, he obviously carried out a fierce ideological struggle, mainly considering whether he should be so rebellious and risk the world's disapproval, so now seeing that the "Three Qings", "Four Emperors", "Five Elders" and all the great gods have already toasted to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, and they are also toasting each other and drinking, but he is still drinking alcohol, and this is just the anger of Chang'e, who has always wanted to watch a good show.

Chang'e couldn't help but wait, she finally came to Zhu Gangguan's side with a ghost in her heart, "Come on, Brother Pig, I'm here to honor you now!"

Zhu Gangguan quickly stood up flattered, "Oh, good, thank you!"

Chang'e is now a goddess at the level of "Xuannu", and after she took another sip of wine, she immediately whispered to Zhu Gangguan, "Hey, Brother Pig, you don't want to retreat, do you? If you really don't want to accompany the white bone spirit, then forget it, but if you don't even dare to flirt with my sister, then I will despise you!"

In this way, Zhu Gangguan has no choice, "Hey, no, no, how can you say I will retreat? I'm going to tease your sister, but when the time comes, ---"

Chang'e gently patted Zhu Gang again, "Hey, don't worry, Brother Pig, as long as you really dare to tease my sister, I promise that they can beat you into the mortal world, and when the time comes, you and the white bone spirit will be able to reunite and relive the old dream?"

Zhu Gangguan also took a big sip of wine again, "Okay, then I'll tease your sister now---"

When Zhu Gangguan was finally ready to flirt with the Queen Mother, not only was his mind not very clear, but when he staggered to the Queen Mother, he also hated the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother at once, not only hating the Jade Emperor for seducing his mother Bai Gujing, but also hating the Queen Mother for opening her eyes and telling nonsense, so that all the blame was placed on the head of the White Bone Spirit. Alas, it's just angry, you said that you Jade Emperor is not an idiot, and you are more than 100 million years older than the white bone spirit, if you are really a righteous gentleman, then how could you be seduced by the white bone spirit like that?

Zhu Gangguan actually looked at the Queen Mother with a smile on his face, "Come on, Queen Mother, since everyone has already respected you, then you let the little gods also respect you!"

The queen mother also thought that Zhu Gangguan was very funny, and even came to toast her, so she immediately laughed "eating", "Ouch, look at you, Zhu Gangguan, you are now Marshal Tianpeng, how can you still be a little god?

"Okay, thank you Queen Mother!" Zhu Gangguan's movements were still quite agile, because just when he and the Queen Mother clinked glasses, he suddenly attacked the Queen Mother's chest, and with a "bang", he was stunned and tore open the Queen Mother's neon dress, "Ha, I said Jade Emperor, are you really cheap, don't you have the things that my family's white bone essence has, don't you also have your Yaochi---?"

The Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor and other great gods were stunned all of a sudden.

The Queen Mother was obviously confused, so even though she was now unclothed, she didn't wrap herself up immediately, "You, you, Zhu Gangguan, you dare to insult me like this, do you want to die?"

Zhu Gangguan roared at the queen mother again, "Yes, I came here today to find death, if you want to have a kind, hurry up and send me into the mortal world!" Hahaha, Yaochi, I finally understand why the Jade Emperor doesn't like you, because to be honest, your breasts are really not as good as the breasts of my white fox, hahahaha---"

The queen mother hurriedly swished to the ground, so as to wrap her chest, "Enough, you cheap god, since you want to find death, then this palace will fulfill you today!"

As soon as the queen mother's voice fell, she immediately pounced on Zhu Gangguan angrily, and because her skill was obviously far greater than that of Zhu Gangguana, so in just an instant, she trapped Zhu Gangguan with her "Xuan Wuqi" magic skill, and then used her sleeve to pull Zhu Gangguana's head, but it was also because she pumped too hard, so it didn't take long for her to swell Zhu Gangguana, which was so swollen that it was like a pig's head.

During this period, the Jade Emperor felt that he owed Zhu Gangguana, so he not only hurriedly hinted to Tai Baixing and other gods to persuade the Queen Mother to "dissipate his anger", but not long after, he also personally went out to persuade the Queen Mother to "stop fighting, don't fight", but it was okay if he didn't persuade him, and his persuasion was tantamount to adding fuel to the fire, so the Queen Mother also pumped Zhu Gangguan to scream.

After the Queen Mother finally beat the pig into a pig's head, she shouted at Erlang God again, "Well, I said Erlang God, how did you become the commander of the Praetorian Guard? Do you still want to do it? You hurry up and throw him into the gossip furnace for me now and burn him!"

Erlang God hurriedly arched his hand to the Queen Mother, "Okay, I know, Queen Mother ---"