Chapter 030: Immortals pat their ass
Yao Ji later told me that although "shadowing and shadowing" is not a peerless skill in the Heavenly Court, if you can learn this kind of divine skill, then you can effectively monitor other immortals, as if you have penetrated into the other person's life, no matter what the other party is saying or doing, then you can hear it all clearly.
Objectively speaking, "shadowing" is almost the same as "immersive" magic, but if you want to perform "immersive" magic, then you must have a premise, that is: the other party does not consciously want to "block" anything, if the other party has taken the necessary "shielding" measures, then it is difficult for you to "immersive" him.
Of course, the "shadow-following" magic skill also has its own cover door, that is: you can only perform such a magic skill on the immortals whose internal strength is lower than yours, otherwise your magic skill will not only have no effect, but you will also be discovered by the other party. There is also the fact that if the other party finds out that you have used the "shadow with you" divine skill on them, and the other party's internal strength is stronger than yours, then the other party can also perform the "shadow with you" on yourself in turn.
Chang'e's internal strength is obviously far lower than that of Nuwa Niangniang, so just because Nuwa patted her gently, she was immediately completely monitored by Nuwa, but when she soon came to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall to find Taishang Laojun and other gods to fool around, because she was too good at fooling around, and Nuwa and Yaoji had been monitoring her, so she almost didn't laugh Nuwa and Yaoji to death.
Although Taishang Laojun is only the fifth of the "Five Uniques" of the Heavenly Court, because the eldest Yuan Shi Tianzun in the "Five Uniques" has been "immortalized", and the second Burning Lamp Ancient Buddha and the fourth Mixed Kun Ancestor are now gone, and even the third Lingbao Tianzun is no longer the Jade Emperor, so he is in the new Heavenly Court leadership body, and he now enjoys the lofty status of "under one god and above all gods".
It's a pity that Chang'e doesn't care how high your status is, anyway, her father Rulai Buddha is the new "Five Uniques" boss of the future of Heavenly Court, and her brother-in-law Haotian Emperor is the current Jade Emperor, and her sister Yaochi is now the Queen Mother, so relying on her noble fairy blood, she actually broke into the Lingxiao Treasure Hall on a rampage, and broke up the first cabinet meeting that the new Jade Emperor was presiding.
The cabinet of the new Jade Emperor was mainly composed of the "Three Qings", "Four Emperors" and "Five Elders": the "Three Qings" included the Taiyi Zhenren of the Yuqing faction, the Taibai Xing of the Shangqing faction, and the Daode Tianzun of the Taiqing faction; the "Four Emperors" included the Ziwei Emperor, the Immortal Emperor, the Emperor of Heaven and the Guanyin Niangniang, and the "Five Elders" included the Qingling Shi Lao, the Danling Zhen Lao, the Yuan Ling Yuan, the Haoling Emperor and the Five Ling Xuan Lao.
In this new cabinet, Dao Dao Tianzun (actually Taishang Laojun) has the highest status and the oldest qualifications, and he was appointed by the new Jade Emperor as the first assistant of the new cabinet, which means that he is the first auxiliary minister to assist the new Jade Emperor, and the new cabinet is headed by him.
As the new queen mother, Yao Chi naturally also participated in today's meeting.
Chang'e is indeed very capable of fooling around, as soon as she rushed in, she shouted at Taishang Laojun, "Hey, I said Taishigong, I'll ask you a question now, if I'm not mistaken, then the title of your old god's family should be called Daode Tianzun, right?"
Yaochi hurriedly shouted, "Ouch, E'e, what are you doing here? We're in a meeting!"
Chang'e shouted at Yaochi again, "Hmph, have a meeting, if you can't answer a few of my questions today, none of you will want to have this meeting!"
Yaochi obviously couldn't do anything about Chang'e, she couldn't help but stomp her feet in annoyance, "Hey, this and this---"
"Okay, Queen Mother, since we don't want to ask E'e, then let her ask!" Taishang Laojun waved his hand at Yaochi first, and he looked at Chang'e with a smile again, "Say, little witch, what do you want to ask the old man?"
Chang'e was still angry, and she had to call out unforgivingly, "Hey, Master Tai, I said that you won't be really confused, right? I already asked you the first question just now!"
The Jade Emperor finally opened his mouth at this time, "Hey, E'e, you can't be big or small, our old gentleman is highly respected, and he is old and strong, how can you be so open-mouthed?"
As soon as Chang'e saw that the Jade Emperor was facing her, she immediately shouted at the Jade Emperor again, "Hey, I said brother-in-law, why are you still keeping a straight face with me? You want to play with me, right? Alas, my God, if you want to say that we are gods, you really can't take him too seriously, otherwise he will play music with you as soon as he makes a fortune, what is this thing called?"
Although Guanyin wanted to laugh, she quickly held back, and when she finally spoke, she also had a cold face, "Okay, Chang'e, don't fool around here, am I now playing with me, or with a straight face, then I'm not a thing either?"
Chang'e laughed with a hippie smile on her face, "Ouch, Niangniang, what do you mean by this? We are goddesses after all, whether our goddess is posing or putting on a straight face, it can be a different matter!"
Guanyin laughed and scolded again, "Alas, you little hoof, crying and shouting every day for equality between men and women, but now what do you want is another matter, aren't you afraid that we will use Tiantiao to teach you a lesson?"
Taishang Laojun waved his hand at Guanyin again, "Okay, Guanyin, you rest first, since this little witch is coming for me, then let me deal with her!
Obviously, what Chang'e wanted was this sentence, so she immediately caught Taishang Laojun's words, "Okay, it's good if you dare to admit that you are a moral celestial, since you are a moral celestial, then you can't tell me a little lie, otherwise your moral celestial venerable will be in vain!"
Taishang Laojun is really good-tempered, he still laughs, "Okay, little witch, you can ask whatever you want, the old man guarantees with a godhead, no matter what you ask today, the old man will definitely know everything and say everything, and will never lie to you!"
Chang'e stopped talking nonsense, but asked like a cannon, "Okay, Master Tai, just have your words, then I'll ask you now, you just said yesterday that you were going to kill the Pangu Emperor, and you also asked Nuwa Niangniang to be a prisoner, but today, you suddenly asked Tai Bai Xing to pay attention under the knife, whose bad idea is this?"
Taishang Laojun replied very skillfully, "Oh, it turns out that you want to ask this, if you really think this is a bad idea, then this bad idea is the old man and I came up alone, on the contrary, this idea is not only planned by the old man and the old Jade Emperor and the new Jade Emperor together, but just yesterday after you and Nuwa Niangniang just left here, I also personally informed everyone here, should you be satisfied with my answer?"
In this way, Chang'e shouted with a hippie smile again, "Hey, satisfied, satisfied, you said that you can shoot the sycophants so well, and everyone is very comfortable, how can I be dissatisfied? But there is one thing I want to ask you again, you say that if you change your orders every day and go back on your word, aren't you afraid of losing your trust to the people, so that all the gods under the nine heavens will laugh at you?"