Chapter 031: Kill Less and Kill Carefully

When Chang'e said "please consult you", she no longer just stared at Taishang Laojun, but swiped the new Jade Emperor, the new Queen Mother and Guanyin Niangniang and other gods with a hippie smile, and because what Taishang Laojun said just now was indeed suspected of "patting on the back", so when she began to glance at the other gods, she was stunned to make Taishang Laojun laugh. Alas, you said that in the face of this such cynical little hoof, little ancestor, what can you do if you are a great god?

The new Jade Emperor is obviously also a good debater, because he didn't want Taishang Laojun to be too ugly, he hurriedly dealt with Chang'e personally, "Ouch, E'e, what do you want me to say about you? Besides, we have the virtue of a good life in heaven, so we must follow the principle of killing gods with less killing and killing with caution, and if you want to say that you are also an innocent, kind-hearted, good-hearted, gentle and generous Nine Heavens Xuannu, are you really willing to let Pangu die unexpectedly? If you really want him to die, then you will clearly propose it to us now, and we promise to study your proposal immediately!"

The new Jade Emperor spoke very quickly, and did not give Chang'e a chance to interject at all.

Chang'e finally got into a mess, she hurriedly shouted, "Hey, brother-in-law, I didn't say that I wanted him to die, although he is a little hateful, he knows every day to fight with Nuwa Niangniang, but then again, since God has the virtue of a good life, it is better to spare him from dying!"

In this way, the new Jade Emperor hurriedly put on a high hat for Chang'e again, "Uh-huh, E'e, it's very good that you can think like this, which means that you are mature and sensible, so since we have answered your question, then you can go back now, right?"

Chang'e is not uncommon with such a high hat, and she immediately shouted again, "Hey, brother-in-law, even if he Pangu really shouldn't die, and you only want to kill his majesty, but no matter what, you can't play like this, right? Because if you play like this, even if you can't call it backtracking, it's also called Chao Lingxi, right? Also, brother-in-law, in fact, you deceived and deceived the Pangu Emperor, why did you even deceive Nuwa Niangniang together?" Don't you think it's too unorthodox for you to act so hastily?"

Chang'e is also asking now, just like a cannon.

The new Jade Emperor also had a big head all of a sudden, "Hey, this and this ---"

Taishang Laojun waved his hand at the new Jade Emperor again, "Okay, Jade Emperor, since this little witch has to get to the bottom of it, let the old man come and tell her the truth!"

The New Jade Emperor hurriedly nodded, "Okay, then there will be Lao Laojun!"

Taishang Laojun looked at Chang'e with a smile again, "Hey, little witch, you have to listen to the old man now, in fact, the reason why we want to act in this scene this time is to resolve the grievances and hatreds between Pangu Emperor and Nuwa Niangniang, because if you think about it yourself, their brothers and sisters have been entangled in this matter for tens of millions of years, so our Heavenly Court can't always sit idly by, right? If this potential emotional crisis continues to develop, then aren't you worried that they will make even bigger mistakes?"

Chang'e also nodded, "Well, that's really possible!"

Taishang Laojun has now increased his tone, "It is precisely because of this that the old man only wanted to direct this big drama yesterday, because in this way, one of them can indeed kill the majesty of Pangu, and it can also have the effect of killing a hundred people;

Chang'e also knew that robbing the Dharma Field was a capital crime, so she hurriedly shouted, "Hey, Master Tai, just now I encouraged Nuwa Niangniang to rob the Dharma Field, that was just joking!"

Taishang Laojun didn't pay attention to Chang'e's blind call, but continued to elaborate on his own, "The third is that the old man originally thought that since Pangu was a great emperor after all, even if Nuwa was really not interested in Pangu, there would definitely be other goddesses who were very interesting to Pangu, if there were really other goddesses who went to the execution ground to send Pangu to Pangu, and even cried for Pangu to death, then it was really possible to move Pangu! Alas, it's a pity that ---"

The more Chang'e listened, the more fascinated she became, and she asked casually, "But, what's a pity?"

Taishang Laojun was also very funny, and since he finally got the opportunity, he immediately laughed and scolded, "Ha, you little hoof, don't you always think you're smart?

Chang'e obviously didn't expect Taishang Laojun to laugh and scold her so casually, so she immediately stammered, "I, I, why am I stupid?"

Taishang Laojun continued to laugh and scold, "Ha, you little hoof, you still don't admit that you are stupid, do you? They all say that pigs are stupid to death, I think you are a little smarter than pigs! Think about it, if there were really other goddesses who went to the execution ground to send Pangu to Pangu just now, and they really moved Pangu, then according to the principle of repaying the peach, then Pangu wouldn't he tie the knot with that goddess?" If this is the case, then Pangu will definitely not pester Nuwa again in the future, and won't the world be peaceful in the future?"

Chang'e couldn't help but scratch her head, "Hey, that's what you said!"

Taishang Laojun no longer laughed and scolded Chang'e now, but let out a long sigh, looking very depressed, "Alas, it's a pity, God is not as good as heaven, although the old man also knows that there are indeed a few goddesses who like Pangu, but unfortunately for various reasons, they didn't really go to the execution ground after all, so you little hoof just wait for me, it won't be long before we, the Pangu Emperor, will pester your Nuwa Niangniang again!"

Chang'e also knew that the immortals did not have the ability to "predict the future", so she did not continue to ask, but nodded sympathetically, "Mmmm, you are right!"

At this moment, Nuwa sighed with a smile, "Alas, this old gentleman, it's really good to say that he is a god, but isn't he purely full of food?"

As soon as Yaoji heard Nuwa say this, she quickly laughed, "Then, master, if you say so according to Laojun, will our master really come to pester you?"

Nuwa was obviously confident, so she immediately smiled softly, "Hey, he can come if he wants, the soldiers will block it, and the water will cover it, is it possible that I will still be afraid of him?"

Yao Ji still smiled, "Yes, master, in fact, in terms of skill, it is not difficult for you to defeat our master, but because he is your senior brother after all, you don't want him to lose too ugly, right?"

Nuwa really likes Yaoji, she couldn't help pinching Yaoji's face affectionately, "Ha, you little hoof, it seems that the master really can't hide anything from you!"