The big bags in his hands were stuffed full, and Yun Feng's body was full of things purchased by Wu Yiyi, even on his neck, which made Yun Feng speechless for a while, this shopping is really a woman's nature! No matter how powerful a woman is, she can't change this fact.

At the end of the day, Yun Feng was tired and sweating profusely, which was a hundred times more tiring than letting him fight with a group of aliens!

Back at the temporary inn, Yun Feng was directly tired and lay on the wooden bed, feeling tired......! It's just too ...... Ay!

As soon as he thought of this, Yun Feng felt like crying without tears, this Wu Yiyi was so strong that he couldn't afford to provoke him.

If it weren't for that soul technique, he would have run away a long time ago, and he would definitely not stay here to suffer, he would rather go and fight with the alien race.

Early the next morning, Yun Feng was dragged up by Wu Yiyi, today's teahouse will be particularly happy, early in the morning, the streets of the ancient town are sounding a piece of poetry and singing, so that Yun Feng's eyes suddenly widened.

"Damn! This is also called poetry, I said brother, you better go eat, you are also called poetry, get out of you"

"Lao Tzu has great talents, eight buckets of poetry, a small teahouse, Lao Tzu strives for the first!"

burst

As soon as this "poem" came out, Yun Feng squirted out directly after a sip of tea, I said brother, don't insult poetry anymore, you also call it poetry

"The sunset in Baguio is poor, the sea is dry and the stones are rotten, today's teahouse meeting, uncle, I am here. ”

"Poof"

When this poem came out, Yun Feng still felt a little interesting, but as soon as the last two sentences came out, Yun Feng squirted out a sip of tea again, and his eyes suddenly widened, what kind of strange thing is this

"O bright moon, you shine on my heart, the sun, you warm my heart, the earth! the sky, you ......"

"The eastward ascending aura of the end is dispersed, and the rising sun of the law is flying all over the sky, I am looking forward to the Martial Emperor Realm!

......

"This is what the alien mouth calls the so-called teahouse will tease me. ”

The corners of Yun Feng's mouth twitched constantly, and what made him speechless the most was that it was such bloody nonsense, and those aliens still listened to it with such relish, and from time to time, they clapped their hands and applauded, this is fucking teasing me.

"Ahem, this is already very good, these alien races have always advocated martial arts, and it is already very good to have this level, otherwise, how could I be so sure to book that seven-grade soul grass. ”

Wu Yiyi also twitched the corners of his mouth.

Yunfeng "......"

Okay, Yun Feng knelt down, listening to this messy poem, Yun Feng suddenly had a feeling of collapse, but there were a few of them that were quite good.

"Hehe, do you see it, those five are our biggest competitors today, okay, the poetry is up to me, as for Wubi and luck, then only you are on it, the two of us join forces, and finally reward us equally. ”

Wu Yiyi suggested.

"Eh, can this teahouse still be organized?"

When Yun Feng heard this, he was stunned.

"Giggles, I can't say how to form a group, this teahouse will be able to cooperate in pairs. ”

Wu Yiyi smiled slyly and said.

"Well, then why do you want me to go up, your cultivation should be higher than mine, and if you are on Wubi, you should have more chances."

Yun Fenghu said suspiciously.

He knew Wu Yiyi's cultivation, and if Wu Bi was on her, it would definitely be the first! second expansion, it was not just talking.

Those who participated in this teahouse meeting, the highest cultivator was only at the peak of the nine-star martial venerable, and he didn't even have a powerhouse at the expansion level.

If it is Wu Yiyi, it can definitely be swept away, Wu Yiyi's power is something he has seen before, it is absolutely strong.

"Let me be a delicate woman, what's the use of asking you to wear this handle?"

With a roll of beautiful eyes, Wu Yiyi said directly.

Yun Feng was speechless when he was suffocated by a word, and Yun Feng had no choice but to raise his hand and surrender.

The tea house will have a tea word, which is related to tea.

Among the six arts, the sword pool of tea is okay, and he himself is an idiot for tea, he can only drink tea, but he can't make tea.

"In addition to the poetry of the writing, is the tea one of the dishes counted?"

Yun Feng said curiously.

"Nonsense, do you think that writing is only about poetry! Tell you, in the writing, the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting are all missing, and the six arts are all in it. ”

"Uh...... So much"

Yun Feng was taken aback, it seems that the writing is indeed a bit not simple.

At this time, Yun Feng was also secretly glad that although Wubi was troublesome, he didn't have so many Dao Dao, and he still liked that Wubi in comparison.

The venue of the teahouse meeting is a teahouse in the ancient town, although this teahouse is large, it is impossible to accept all the aliens in the ancient town.

Therefore, this teahouse is not for everyone to be eligible for.

Outside the teahouse, there is a literary and poetry inspection, and only those who have passed the literary examination are eligible to enter, and Yun Feng is also very interested in this.

"Heaven and earth are big, I am the only one, and my fist is blasted in all directions!"

"Good poetry! What a good poem! Brother Wu Yan is really a great talent! Hahaha......"

"Hehe, the younger brother is a shallow learner, and he can't afford to be a big talent. ”

Yunfeng "......"

This is a fucking poem, you come and tell me this is a poem, this is bullshit! What made Yun Feng mad the most was that this bullshit "poem" actually passed the test, and not only that, but was also greatly praised by the alien woman who took the test.

"How is your writing, have you passed this test with confidence?"

As if sensing the twitching corners of Yun Feng's mouth, Wu Yiyi resisted the urge to burst into laughter and joked.

"If I can't get in, then I might as well be killed by a headbutt. ”

Yun Feng sweated profusely and said.

This kind of poetry can be lived by even a three-year-old child, no! It's not poetry at all.

"Why is Lao Tzu's poetry the best in the world, why don't you let me in, Lao Tzu is not convinced, you are cheating! ”

A good-looking young man of an alien race was furious, and his poem was sentenced to a score of zero, which immediately annoyed him.

Moreover, this buddy's cultivation is not weak, he is a powerhouse at the level of a nine-star martial arts realm.

"Where are the guards, knock this troublemaker out of me. ”

In front of the teahouse, the alien woman in charge of the investigation snorted coldly, and when the words fell, more than a dozen strong momentum suddenly rose to the sky, all of them were peak martial artists!

"The forces behind this teahouse party are really not simple, tsk...... What about the peak martial arts, and looking at this momentum, even if it is not far from expanding the domain. ”

Yun Feng was shocked and said in shock.

Soon, the disobedient person was subdued, and in the end, he was directly forced to look up to the sky and roar, Lao Tzu was really convinced.

Yunfeng "......"

"Are you sure we're not in the wrong place"

Looking at this scene, Yun Feng finally couldn't help it a little and said subconsciously.

In fact, the young man's poem before was still quite good, in his opinion, this is poetry, whether it is the beauty of the poem or the rhyme, it is a good little poem.

That alien young man is definitely very talented, but what he never expected was that such a scene would happen, whether these guys understand poetry or not

"Ahem, ahem...... I forgot to remind you that the customs of foreign races are different from those of our human race, so the poems created here are also a bit different, and when you compose poems, try to be as vulgar and unrestrained as possible. ”

Wu Yiyi coughed dryly, which made De Yunfeng speechless for a moment.

Rude and unrestrained, how could a civilized and polite person like me make such a rude poem Yunfeng is a little embarrassed, this is really too embarrassing.

"Hey, it's your turn for the Terran boy, but I don't think you can do anything good, I advise you not to deceive yourself, this teahouse will not be so easy to enter. ”

The alien woman glanced at Yun Feng, and the disdain in her words immediately made Yun Feng angry, no matter how she said that she had read the sage book for so many years, could she not make a mere poem

"Hmph!

The folding fan snapped open, Yun Feng lowered his head and thought, isn't it just rude and unrestrained, then I'll be rude and unrestrained a little bit!

"Lao Tzu has a sword in his hand, the sharpness is visible, the bastard of all the clans in the world, your mother can't see it!"

"Ben Shao is a handsome heartthrob, all the chicks are obsessed, it's not a matter to throw a hug, one kick and one ball to roll your ball!"

"Idiots of different races are all listening, Ben Shao broke through the Nine Realms with a sword, and all the luck of the Holy Pill was left, all of them belonged to Lao Tzu!"

"Uncle broke through the ancient town, the ancient town held a teahouse meeting, all the bullshit poems are out, Lao Tzu's literary style is the first!"

Wu Yiyi "......"

Crazy, stupid, going crazy.

Wu Yiyi's beautiful eyes widened, and she just looked at Yun Feng like this, this ...... It's also too ......

Yun Feng was apprehensive in his heart, this was domineering, but this was very offensive.

Although Yun Feng's "poem" came out, the originally noisy teahouse suddenly quieted down, and even the alien woman was stunned by Yun Feng at this time.

"Damn, why is it quiet all of a sudden, those alien races must not have arisen?"

Yu Guang glanced around, but saw that those aliens were stunned one by one.

Just when Yun Feng was sweating in his heart, a burst of applause suddenly erupted in the surroundings.

"That's fucking good poetry!"

"Wen Sheng! This guy has the potential of Wen Sheng!"

"Great talent! This human race has great talent! Good poetry! This is really a good thing!"

I have been reading poetry for so many years, but I have never heard such good poems, been taught, and taught. ”

......

There was a burst of applause and cheers, and this sudden compliment immediately made Yun Feng dumbfounded, I am a good poet and a saint......

"Not bad, little brother, the capital of Wen Sheng!"

After coming back to his senses, Wu Yiyi immediately patted Yun Feng's shoulder and laughed, which made Yun Feng blush.

......

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To be continued!