Chapter 551: Halo!
Yun Feng blushed, what kind of literary sage, what bullshit good poetry, if this is a good poem, then I have read the sage book for so many years.
For this teahouse meeting, Yun Feng is getting more and more painful, and he has a feeling that this teahouse will explode this time.
Entering the teahouse, Yun Feng and Wu Yiyi casually found an empty table and sat down, at this time, the first floor of the teahouse had already finished doing the alien race, listening to the bloody poems, Yun Feng had an urge to vomit blood.
The teahouse is very spacious, with a total of three floors, and a show in the middle, which is very high, almost flush with the second floor.
"The next thing to compare is the tea art, remember to cheer me on. ”
Waving his hand at Yun Feng, Wu Yi's body jumped on the show, seeing this, Yun Feng also made an OK gesture behind his back.
"I heard that the tea art has the effect of calming the mind, and this tea is broad and profound, so you can feast your eyes on it this time. ”
Yun Feng smiled, in order to better see the show, Yun Feng's body also jumped directly to the second floor.
At this time, the show was already full of a row of contestants, but what made Yun Feng puzzled was that several tables were set up on the show, and cups of spiritual tea were placed on that table.
The rich fragrance of spiritual tea can be smelled even from the distant cloud peak.
"Good tea!
Yun Feng was moved in his heart, this spirit tea is definitely not ordinary, this is really a big deal.
"Could it be that this tea is better than tasting tea in the first place?"
Yun Feng's mind turned very fast, and he had also heard his grandfather Yun Lei say that the master of this tea could judge the tea type, year and efficacy of this fragrant tea as long as he took a sip of fragrant tea.
"I didn't expect this Wu Yiyi to have such a deep attainment in this tea. ”
On the second floor, seeing Wu Yiyi chuckling all the time, his eyes swept over the spiritual tea on the table from time to time, which made Yun Feng immediately glance at Wu Yiyi.
But the next scene made his eyes widen, and the corners of his mouth twitched, almost making him faint.
As the beginning of the words fell, the interracial contestants of Manxiutai, including Wu Yiyi, jumped to the table in an instant, and then without saying a word, they drank the spiritual tea in one go, which was not the end, and even poured two bowls and two bowls directly into the stomach, which made Yun Feng's eyes widen suddenly.
Damn, this is the so-called tea ratio, get out of here!
At this time, Yun Feng finally knew that this so-called teahouse meeting was simply nonsense, and this teahouse meeting sounded quite elegant, but it was actually a joke!
This spiritual tea is not simple, the spiritual tea in each bowl contains very terrifying spiritual power, even the average nine-star martial arts realm level powerhouse can not drink ten cups.
Some of those who are less than the nine-star martial arts realm are directly supported and almost exploded, fortunately, they forced out the spirit tea in their bodies in time, otherwise, they would have to be supported to explode, but the moment the spirit tea was spit out, they were also automatically eliminated, although the spirit tea was good, but it was not something that ordinary people could drink.
"Wow! That Terran woman is still a cow! I've drunk thirteen bowls of this, and I'm still drinking again, this ...... That's going to be awesome, isn't it?"
"Hiss~ten...... Thirteen bowls? Damn! This is going against the sky! Thirteen bowls, even if his grandmother is the peak powerhouse of the Nine-Star Martial Venerable Realm, it's just that, right?"
"Awesome! It seems that this Terran is not as scummy as it is rumored. ”
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Yunfeng: "......"
Nonsense, with her strong cultivation at the level of the second expansion of the domain, don't say that there are only thirteen bowls, even if it is twenty-three bowls, there is no problem at all.
Looking at Wu Yiyi's satisfied expression, Yun Feng suddenly almost burst out, where is this tea ratio, this is clearly free to drink spiritual tea, and it is such a high-grade spiritual tea, this is simply enjoyment.
"Damn! Lie to me again! If these spiritual teas are drunk by me, I can definitely impact the Nine Star Martial Venerable Realm!"
Yun Feng's face was dark, this was not poisoned, but angry.
In the next five arts, the black lines on Yun Feng's forehead are also getting more and more, this is the qin, chess, calligraphy and painting? Looking at the graffiti painted one by one, and then listening to the piano sound that is a hundred times worse than the noise, Yun Feng suddenly has a feeling that he is about to collapse, this text is really not an ordinary alternative.
After Wenbi was finished, Yun Feng's whole body strength was drained, which was simply tiring!
After Wenbi ended, it was Wubi, looking at Wu Yiyi who jumped down, Yun Feng was about to go crazy.
"Come on, I'm the number one in writing, if you can't win the first place in martial arts, it will be too embarrassing for me, oh yes, remember the five people I told before, those five guys are your biggest enemies, their cultivation is not only the peak of martial arts, if I guess correctly, they all hide their power. “
"But it doesn't matter, I'm optimistic about you, those five guys will only expand the domain at most once, I'm very optimistic about you, come on, first!"
Thump!
Hearing this, Yun Feng almost knelt down, what? Expanding the Domain Sister, are you teasing me, Expanding the Domain at one time? You let me, a scumbag who has not even reached the Nine-Star Martial Venerable, go to compete with five powerhouses at the level of the Expansion of the Domain to compete for the first place......?
Although these five guys are definitely not as perverted as the supreme of the angel clan, they are not what they can fight now, unless they break through to the nine-star martial arts realm, then they still have the power to fight, and now they are on their own, that is to find abuse!
However, at this time, it was already difficult to ride a tiger, Yun Feng also flew onto the show, the corners of his mouth twitched badly, on the top of the show, the one with the lowest cultivation also had the nine-star martial arts realm, and at this time Yun Feng stood on the show and was an alternative.
The only one whose cultivation is less than the nine-star Martial Venerable realm.
"That, hey, say you, you're eliminated. ”
The referee of Nawubi pointed directly at Yun Feng and said.
"Why?"
Yun Feng was stunned, what the hell, this is too casual, isn't it? The martial arts competition hasn't started yet, so it's been eliminated? I'll rely on you.
"What's the reason, just your half-step cultivation of the Nine-Star Martial Venerable Realm, then go and die!"
The referee said disdainfully.
"Hmph, don't you know that there is a kind of genius called the Leapfrog Challenge?"
Yun Feng was angry, this martial arts competition is too casual, let himself get out of the way before he started, this is what he is most unhappy about.
"Hahaha......"
However, as soon as Yun Feng's words came out, the aliens in the teahouse immediately laughed.
"Skip the level, come, you ask which one of you present doesn't have the strength to skip the challenge? Hurry up and get out of here, don't be embarrassed here." ”
The referee of the Wubi laughed and said, "Interesting, here to talk about the challenge of skipping the level? Could it be that this human race has not recovered from that sense of superiority?"
"That's it, that's it, don't be embarrassed here, get out of here, you still think you're the grim reaper! ”
"That's right, don't delay us watching the martial arts competition here, get off the stage quickly. ”
"It's just a small human race, except for the god of death, all of you in your clan are a fart, and you are not even as good as a skin! ”
......
The ridicule of the whole building immediately made Yun Fengqi's face red.
"Hehehe...... Seeing your unconvinced expression, then I'll give you a chance, you pick one at random on the show, as long as you can win with your wrists, then let you participate in the martial arts competition, otherwise, then hurry up and give it to me. ”
The referee of Nawubi spoke.
"Okay! I'll pick this fat man!"
Hearing this, Yun Feng suddenly pointed to the one who laughed the most and ridiculed the most in the past.
"Hmm, pick persimmons and pick the softest, are you provoking me?"
Seeing that Yun Feng dared to challenge himself. The alien giant fat immediately said with disdain.
"Yes, you are the fattest and most obscene, then I will choose you, you are fat, you must be the most useless of these aliens. ”
Wow~
As soon as Yun Feng's words came out, the surrounding alien race immediately burst into an uproar, although this alien giant fat was not the strongest on the show, but he also had the cultivation of the peak Martial Venerable Realm, as soon as Yun Feng's words came out, he was immediately shocked by a lot of alien races.
"Hahaha...... Boy, are you looking for death?"
The most taboo thing for a fat person is that others say he is fat, and the most grudge is that others say he is fat!
Yun Feng's words undoubtedly angered him, making him very annoyed and furious, and he swore that he would definitely break the hand of this hateful human race in a while!
"Don't laugh, your fat breasts really make women envious and jealous, you smile like this, this fat breast is shaking up and down so much, I slapped me. ”
Puff~
As soon as Yun Feng's words came out, many alien women immediately burst out laughing, and Wu Yiyi laughed even more, which immediately made the alien giant blush.
Bastard, this abominable Terran brat, I'll break your arm again in a moment!
The alien giant fat man was ruthless, gritting his teeth.
"Without further ado, since you don't have any doubts, let's get started. ”
The referee of Nawubi also agitated the corners of his mouth, resisted the urge to laugh, and when the words fell, he quickly closed his mouth, otherwise, he was worried that he would not be able to hold back his laughter.
"Terran boy, I'm going to break your hand!"
He was ready to break Yun Feng's arm.
"Wait, you're so fat, you're getting oily, I'm going to put on a glove first, because I don't want to wash my hands again. ”
Puff~
As soon as the words fell, there was another burst of laughter, and the corners of the alien giant fat mouth twitched, and finally under the stunned many, he was directly angry and rolled his eyes and fainted.
"Well, this ...... How do you count that?"
Yun Feng shrugged his shoulders and looked at the stunned referee.
Referee: "......"
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(To be continued!)
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