Professor Dai was stunned, isn't skipping class usually something that is only done after the sophomore year? This kid skipped class when he was still in junior high school, and he has a future!

"Child, your personality is so free-spirited, does your mother know?"

It was originally a joke from the old man, but it made Wen Xiaocheng's expression darken, but he quickly recovered his state and laughed at himself: "Actually, my mother is more free and easy than me!"

"Your mom skipped school too?"

"Escaped. "The one who was the mother, he escaped more completely.

The advantage of one horse has become a disadvantage because of the lack of a big car, but Wen Xiaocheng is not arrogant or impatient, and finally stabilized his position, and after defusing Professor Dai's fierce killing moves, he also sent his pawn to the other side of the river. One horse, one artillery and one soldier, frequently causing trouble to the other party, chatting about the sky, but the fight on the chessboard did not delay at all.

"It's always bad to skip class, but when you're on vacation, have nothing to do with me?" Old man Dai's tone was still flattering, and the old man was also lonely and afraid.

Wen Xiaocheng smiled dumbly, this old man is really innocent, and he is an old naughty boy. This business does not suffer losses, the chessboard abuses the old man twice, you can have a lot of time to read, the old man's study is simply a miniature library!

"What are you waiting for on vacation? I just skip class and run to you, if the teacher is looking for parents, you will pretend to be my grandfather and go to school to train me, how about it?"

Old man Dai smacked his lips, "You said that you are a kid, depending on your level of chess, your brain must be enough, why do you like to study so much? Can't keep up? Come another day, bring the textbook, and I'll show you." ”

The doctoral supervisor with a graduate student, teaching him a junior high school student is certainly rich.

"It's not that I can't keep up, that little thing is still difficult for me, mainly because someone has been beating me in the past few days, and I came out to hide. ”

After chatting a few words, taking advantage of the old man's distraction, Xiao Cheng's long-planned move to draw a car was about to be completed, he smiled secretly in his heart, but his mouth did not stop.

"Grandpa Dai, are you 70 today?"

The old man was stunned for a moment, and said absentmindedly: "No, it's 66 this year!"

"Oh, then you're half a century premature. He also joked, deliberately saying that premature birth was premature, "I heard that now you are not allowed to take a driver's license over 70 years old, do you have a book? If you don't have a book, in another 4 years, you will not be able to drive a car in your life." ”

"I have Ben, there is a Boyue downstairs, you can do me a favor in a while, and when you have a holiday, I will drive you to play!"

Wen Xiaocheng smiled, didn't ask anything, and continued: "Then you have to drive carefully, the traffic police have been arresting old drivers in the past two days!"

"Ahh

"Yes, wasn't it two days ago? An old man drove, the traffic police looked, this guy, his hair is all white, it seems that there is no 80 is about the same, how can this old man still drive on the road? The traffic police stopped, the old man was frightened, his legs were trembling, the traffic police passed, and was about to ask the old man to show his driver's license, but before he could speak, the old lady of the co-pilot spoke, and a big mouth slapped the old man in the face, and scolded: 'You old thing, you haven't studied well at such an old age, how about asking you to steal the car? ”

Wen Xiaoxiang was telling a joke, saying this, he pulled the old man's car away, held it in his hand, and caught up with the sentence "Retribution, right?" and then laughed by himself.

No matter how sluggish the old man is, he can tell that this refers to Sang scolding Huai, and he went up to give Xiao Cheng a brain breakdown, "How can the little rabbit cub talk? Didn't he steal your car? Scolding me and making up a joke, your tongue is poisonous enough! No, don't go! No, you kid is too ghostly, every step is a trick! Come here, you give me a favor, why don't you two bully and bully others together!"

Although the old man was scolded, he didn't get angry, but preferred Xiao Cheng, and his interest in losing chess did not diminish at all, so he pulled Xiao Cheng into the study, set up a chair next to the computer desk, and brought in snacks and drinks from the living room.

"I, there is an old opponent, I have played chess with this old thing all my life, I always lose more and win less, in fact, it doesn't matter if I win or lose, but this old guy has a bad mouth, I can talk for half a month at a time, I can't get used to his villain's detached face, you happen to be here today, you help me avenge!" the old man said and took his mobile phone and dialed the number, obviously for the chess friend.

"Lao Zhou, is there anything wrong? Nonsense, how can I die if you haven't died? It's okay to go online, educate and educate you old thing! Don't blow the fuck, kill you a bare-bones veteran this time! Say okay, don't admit defeat! Go online, I'll build a room and pull you!"

Dare to love this chess friend is Professor Dai's former colleague, the two have a good relationship, has reached the level of meat and cold, play chess and play cards also love to squeeze each other, recently Dai Lao moved to a small county town, the two can only learn online.

"Last time I played chess with this old thing, while using my mobile phone to play expert difficulty, how he walked, I just played on the mobile phone, how the computer coped, how I learned, equivalent to this old thing and expert difficulty of the computer, the computer is more powerful than the human brain, this old thing let me win three games in a row without opening the Hu! Later, this trick was discovered by him, and now we both have to open the video to play chess, and you will sit here for a while, watching the chess game, and give me a move- Don't talk, write for me with a pen, you have to show your hands in the video, put the monitor here when you're done, don't let the camera shoot!"

This old man is also too playful, seeing his high spirits, Wen Xiaocheng is embarrassed to tear him down. It's nothing more than a game of chess, and the fun for the elderly is very simple.

These two old men have been working hard for half a lifetime, and they can't be familiar with each other anymore, so they connected to the video before entering the game room, and the picture is a slightly chubby old man, who should be a few years old with Professor Dai. As soon as he saw this, Professor Dai didn't look like an elder anymore, and he opened his mouth and scolded: "Old thing, look at me, I won't kill your ass today?"

The old man in the video was tepid, and said with a smile: "You are called a long pole lifter! If you want me to give you a lesson, you will be in order, respect Teacher Zhou, I want to learn chess with you, I am a kind-hearted person, how can I not instruct you? Every time I have to pretend to be unconvinced, and then I clean up, I will be honest, why bother?"

Today, Professor Dai has the backbone, and he is not angry, and he said: "I am really convinced of your ability to talk big! Don't you talk about it today? Let's hang some colorful heads, if you don't win the house or the land, if you lose, worship me as a teacher, and call out three times in a proper manner: Master, I'm convinced!"

"You want to worship me because of the law, come on, I'll accept you!"

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The joker in the writer's hand, the old driver in the joke hand, the joke of this old driver is the original of the old driver of the joker - don't you twist the tongue?