Log in to the game account, enter the room, connect in the room for two people to prepare, and start. It was a room built by Professor Dai, and he took the lead in the first game with red, and there was no need to support the opening game, all of which were familiar with the old routines, the screen horse was against the river patrol car, and there was no gunpowder smoke on the chessboard, but the two of them fought in this mouth, but the artillery fire was continuous.

Professor Dai is accustomed to using a screen horse, and as soon as he started the game, he was squeezed by the old man surnamed Zhou on the opposite side: "I haven't seen any progress in playing chess for so many years, and the screen horse in the back hand is just that, you still play this set first, and the car is half a beat slower, right? As soon as I put this car by the river, will you come right away? I don't know why you are so addicted, to be honest, I really don't like to teach, you apprentice!"

The two old men were used to hurting each other, and Professor Dai was not in a hurry, shaking his head: "My screen horse is aimed at your big palace cannon, and I forced you to change your chess path, right? Who taught you this trick of river cruise? and your wife learned it?"

These two old men come and go, I don't see how clever they are on the chessboard, and their mouths are worse than one sentence, and they are also learned people, and they don't have a dirty word when they say it, but they are all crowded people who want to take out knives and kill people.

"You! It's just a delay in this chess, how good is it to go square dancing with the old lady? It's not bad to twist Yangge, contact and contact the old lady more, you are alone, as long as you don't let the old man catch you...... It's okay to compete on this horse cannon, the more stinky the chess is, the more you love to play!

Professor Dai was not to be outdone, "How did I start playing chess? Isn't it because you're an old boy who pulls me to your house five miles apart? I can eat dumplings with you on the next plate, if you want to say that my brother and sister's skills are really good, I think of you when you mention hooking up with an old lady, hey Lao Zhou, don't you think your third son looks very much like me?"

Wen Xiaocheng was holding back very hard next to him, these two old men are probably professors in the university, to put it mildly, they are also teachers in front of people, and in front of students, they will naturally put on the majesty of teachers. Who would have thought that the two old men would make trouble behind their backs, so improper, they could play three ways in chess, and they were really drunk.

In the middle of the game, Xiao Cheng began to make moves on paper, with his deduction ability, to say that international master-level players may lose in the lack of experience, but to play two amateur group of old men, it is still more than enough, only a dozen moves are written on the paper, Black has already caught a dead horse, Professor Dai also saw this move, and his interest is getting higher and higher.

"I'll guess a riddle for you, it's a horse from afar, it's a horse up close, it's not afraid to hit it, he's not afraid to scold it, and it will fall apart when he pulls it!

The situation crushed people, and Professor Zhou, who was on the other side of this kung fu, also had a solemn face, and lost his previous domineering posture, but he still had words in his mouth: "Oh, the old boy is bad enough! Waiting for me here? I haven't seen this chess grow fast enough for a few days, you have practiced the chess game to ward off evil spirits, right? No wonder you don't just play chess and don't look for your wife, the six roots are clean!"

The mouth is unforgiving, but the chess game is lost. Professor Dai, on the other hand, shook his head happily, "Why are I in a hurry to find my wife? Just wait to piss you off to death, I recognize San'er's good father and son, and the family will be reunited! Win your bare ass for a while, don't think about it, you should hang yourself, you should jump off the building, it doesn't make much sense for the half-buried person to live, you should make room for me!"

Three games of chess, two games to solve the battle, Wen Xiaocheng next to the move, killing the opposite Professor Zhou is called a disgraced face, Professor Dai is happy like a child, dancing with his hands. According to the agreement, the loser should bow and call the master, and the old man commanded vigorously in front of the video: "Stand back, you can't see the whole picture, I said start and start again! ”

"Today is your villain's ambition, isn't it just three bows? I gave advance to the three bows at your memorial service, and when I attend the farewell ceremony of your body in the future, don't blame me for not bending over!"

Professor Dai was cold and unscrupulous, smiling at the video, and he was also a bachelor over there, admitting gambling and losing, bowing three times in a proper manner, provoking a thumbs up, and said seriously: "Your chess is really high, I am convinced!"

This is not the end, the old man's computer is quite slippery, crackling to edit this video, and then send it to the QQ space, and after a while, it has received thousands of likes, seeing that there is an old brother leaving a message, he excitedly shouted Wen Xiaocheng: "Look at it, look at it, the old thief is the head, it's very happy!"

"Professor Dai, your camera and microphone don't seem to be turned off. ”

In a word, the old man was so frightened that he almost threw the mouse out, snapped and pressed the monitor, and immediately realized that it was useless, so he simply bent down and pulled out the socket bar connected to the computer directly, and then settled down. But that didn't work, the phone immediately chased over, and as soon as it was connected, there was an octave of scolding on the street.

"Old Wangba, you cheat!"

Professor Dai is really cunning, his face does not change his color and his heart does not beat, and he does not admit it when he is caught: "Old thing, you can't afford to lose?

"You don't come!" "You don't come!" "I said that today, why are you so unpredictable in your chess game, and there are masters behind your daring to love? Last time, you fooled me with the master difficulty of the mobile phone, and you still came to this set? See that I don't go to the old friends group to expose you!"

You can hear me talking here, I'm a neighbor's kid, come and sit here for a while, besides, if he really gives me a trick to win you, you're even more embarrassed, you can't even get a fourteen or fifteen-year-old child, you're in your 60s?"

Wen Xiaocheng didn't dare to be happy next to him, and this sentence spared Old Man Dai himself. The two old men were vindictive, and they couldn't interject themselves, so they simply watched Lehe on the side.

"There is no ghost in your heart, you went offline in a panic just now?"

"What does it mean to be in a panic? I just spilled the tea on the keyboard, so don't you have to turn it off quickly? I'll give you a lesson here today, save the chess game by yourself, study it slowly, and dry the keyboard for my teacher!"

These two games of chess were won, and I felt that the old man Dai would live today for the rest of his life, the thin old man was full of red light, and his beautiful teeth were about to fall out, patronizing the game of chess, seeing that the time was already more than one o'clock at noon, the old man waved his hand, "Go, go out, the lord invites you to dinner!"

This meal is a bit of a reward for the heroes, the Muslim restaurant downstairs, scorched meat, honey lamb chops, finger meat, are all meat dishes, Professor Dai is happy, he also came two cups of white, Wen Xiaocheng even shook off his cheeks, opened the back molars, and the last time he ate so well was before his mother left.

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That's basically all for the chess-related paragraphs, and the game starts tomorrow.