"He's not an ordinary pressure cooker, he's ...... A dignified pressure cooker!"

Xuanhuang Old Ancestor's firm words echoed in Ma Xiaozhen's twenty-square-meter rental room, with a loud sound and lingering sounds.

"What?dignified pressure cooker!?"

Ma Xiaozhen was shocked, and then calmly took off the splint flip-flops on the soles of his feet, and slammed them on the face of Xuanhuang Old Ancestor: "But what's the use of eggs? Lao Tzu is still a dignified dick, you see that I was beaten!"

"Don't ...... Don't hit ......" Xuanhuang Ancestor desperately protected his face: "It's a big deal, I'll tell you how to use it again!"

"You know how to use it?"

"The old man calls himself 'Mr. who understands a little', and everything knows a little about everything. ”

"Okay, teach me. Ma Xiaozhen was a little excited.

"But ......," Xuanhuang Ancestor's stomach let out an earth-shattering roar at the right time.

"But the old man has been asleep for a long time, and he is hungry, so he wants me to teach me how to get some food first. ”

"There are instant noodles in the corner!" Ma Xiaozhen rolled his eyes: "You have a lot of things." ”

"What?instant noodles!" Xuanhuang Old Ancestor was furious: "The old man's three thousand years of Taoist cultivation, since the completion of the Dao Law, he has rarely encountered opponents in the Jiuyi Continent for a thousand years, and wherever he goes, he doesn't eat fragrant and spicy food, and what do you want for the delicacies of the mountains and seas that fly in the sky and run underground?

"Love to eat, don't eat!"

"Mortal! I'll put my words here today!" Xuanhuang Ancestor was furious: "My Xuanhuang Ancestor is here today! I will die here!

......

Ten minutes later.

"Z-"

Xuanhuang Old Ancestor sucked water like a long whale, sucked the last drop of soup from Kang Shuaifu's braised beef noodles in front of him into his mouth in one go, and licked the noodle bowl of instant noodles with great satisfaction, and then showed a satisfied smile.

"It's so delicious—there's nothing better in the world than this!"

Ma Xiaozhen felt a huge bead of sweat drip on his head again.

Ahem, this guy just scolded himself with righteous words, making himself feel guilty, reflecting on whether he was too child abuse, but I didn't expect this guy to change his face faster than turning a book.

Sure enough, it's a stinky and shameless guy, and it's very good for his spleen and stomach.

Ma Xiaozhen thought secretly.

Xuanhuang Ancestor burped in satisfaction, and finally began to teach.

"Mortal, if you have come to ask sincerely, then I will tell you with great mercy. Xuanhuang Ancestor walked up to Ma Xiaozhen, picked up the pressure cooker, and said in a deep voice.

"This Jiuyi Heavenly Venerable Ding is a heavenly treasure left by the ancient period of the Jiuyi Continent, refined by an unknown ancient god, and is the most famous innate spiritual treasure on the Jiuyi Continent. ”

"What's even more amazing is that this Jiuyi Heavenly Venerable Ding is all-encompassing, encompassing the supreme principles of the universe, can contain all things, and can refine the spiritual objects of heaven and earth, which can be called a creation artifact. ”

Refining everything and containing all things can be called an artifact of creation.

I've heard this once, but it still sounds really powerful.

Ma Xiaozhen couldn't help but feel a little excited, and for a while he forgot that his three hundred yuan had been refined into 300 million yuan of dark coins.

"So, such an artifact, of course, is dignified, and it disdains to be used to fight and kill like those mortal irons. Its magic is to refine all things and turn decay into magic!"

"Refining all things, turning decay into magic?" Ma Xiaozhen became more and more excited: "That...... How do I use it?"

"For the sake of instant noodles just now, I'll teach you. ”

Xuanhuang Ancestor glanced at Ma Xiaozhen's twenty-square-meter rental house and took down a salted fish on the kitchen wall.

"Mortal, you just try to refine this salted fish. ”

"Refining salted fish?"

Ma Xiaozhen was a little skeptical, but looking at this thing's firm and confident eyes, he swallowed the words of doubt back into his stomach.

Three thousand years of Taoist practice, coupled with such a blazing eye, should be confident.

Let's try it and see it, doesn't it say that decay turns into magic? Maybe this salted fish can soar in the day after eating it?

Ma Xiaozhen was skeptical, and finally nodded.

The Xuanhuang Ancestor pinched the law, pointed to the pressure cooker, and shouted-"Get up".

The pressure cooker rose as if commanded by remote control.

"Quick! Breathe a breath to the Jiuyi Heavenly Venerable!" Xuanhuang Ancestor shouted anxiously to Ma Xiaozhen.

Ma Xiaozhen squirted into the pressure cooker, and the feeling of being connected to the pressure cooker reappeared.

Sure enough, there are some doorways.

"Read it to me!" Xuanhuang Ancestor said quickly: "Heaven and earth Xuanhuang, the universe is desolate! The sun and the moon are shining, and the sun and moon are shining!

At this moment, Xuanhuang Old Ancestor's clothes were windless, and a fierce aura spread out, full of natural grandmaster atmosphere, where is there still half the temperament of the cynical bad old man just now.

Ma Xiaozhen's eyelids jumped, and he knew in his heart that when it came to the critical moment, he didn't dare to slack off at the moment, and followed the goods and said: "Heaven and earth are yellow, the universe is desolate! The sun and the moon are shining, and the sun and moon are shining, and the sun and the moon are shining!

Along with the law in Ma Xiaozhen's mouth, the pressure cooker suddenly erupted with a burst of purple gas, and the dense qi diffused, and it actually rose into the air, enveloping the salted fish.

Immediately afterward, the pressure cooker erupted a flame of vermilion and purple, swimming on the surface of the salted fish.

Ma Xiaozhen felt a wonderful and indescribable feeling in his heart, he clearly felt that the ordinary salted fish without any characteristics began to be full and full under the scorching flames, as if there was a kind of aura, which was really different from before.

After a long time, the flames gradually faded.

Ma Xiaozhen controlled the pressure cooker to land, he naturally raised his hand, and the salted fish had fallen into his hands impartially.

Xuanhuang Old Ancestor's fair and lovely forehead was covered with beads of sweat, obviously a lot of mental drain, but he smiled with a smile on his face, and looked like he was in his chest, and said.

"This is no ordinary salted fish anymore......

Ma Xiaozhen carefully looked at the salted fish in his hand, the silver-white scales had yellowish marks, and there was a trace of the special fragrance of fish meat; the tail of the fish was very small, slightly upturned, making the whole body of the fish look like a long sword; the fish's eyes were wide with anger, and it looked like it had been raped first and then killed.

"Like...... It's no different from ordinary salted fish, isn't it?"

Looking at it, Ma Xiaozhen still didn't find the problem.

"No! This is definitely not an ordinary salted fish. ”

Xuanhuang "old" ancestor confidently took the salted fish and held a sword flower casually.

"It looks like a normal salted fish, but it's actually ...... It's a salted fish with dreams!"

"Salted fish with dreams!?"

Ma Xiaozhen was completely shocked.

This salted fish is a salted fish with dreams, and once a salted fish has a dream, it is far better than those mediocre human beings. ”

"That'...... Dare to ask......" The corners of Ma Xiaozhen's mouth twitched: "What is its dream?"

"Its dream is to burn itself and illuminate others!" Xuanhuang Ancestor patted the salted fish in his hand, and the salted fish twisted its tail as if in response to him.

"Burn yourself, illuminate others?"

What a noble salted fish full of socialist core values and positive energy.

"That's right! just match it with a code, and it will burn itself and illuminate others!"

Xuanhuang Ancestor picked up a flashlight on the table and turned it on, shining it on the salted fish, and then suddenly shouted-"Thousands of tempers have been tempered out of the deep mountains!"

The salted fish cleared his throat, and suddenly replied in a deep voice: "If the fire burns, you will wait!"

Xuanhuang Ancestor: "The spring silkworm is dead to the end!"

Salted fish: "The candle turned to ashes and tears began to dry!"

Ma Xiaozhen: "......"

"Do your best!"

"Dead and gone!"

Finally got the code, and the salted fish coughed "cough cough", which reminded Ma Xiaozhen of the tuberculosis patients in the inpatient department of the Second Hospital.

Then, with difficulty, the salted fish spat out a faint flame from his throat, illuminating Ma Xiaozhen's speechless face.

"How's that?" Xuanhuang Ancestor was proud: "As long as you twist its tail, you can also adjust the size of the flames——"

The thing suddenly remembered: "By the way, do you want to light a cigarette?"

It's really special to burn yourself and illuminate others......

Ma Xiaozhen looked at the salted fish with a dream, tried to take a deep breath, suppressed the urge in his heart to cut people, and asked patiently.

"Uncle, do you know what a lighter is?"