Ma Xiaozhen wanted to take up the salted fish in front of him and stab the three-year-old baby Xuanhuang "old" ancestor with a sword.

Burn your sister! Shine on your uncle!

There's a thing in this world called a lighter, okay!?

What bullshit dreams of salted fish torches, why do you think you're Da Vinci!?

The three-year-old baby Xuanhuang Ancestor seemed to also feel a little embarrassed by the atmosphere of the scene.

"Uh...... This feature seems to be a bit of a waste. But well...... The artifact has just crossed over, and it has just fused with you, so it may not be very tacit in its use. As long as you run it a few more times, practice makes perfect, and you will soon be able to reach the realm of refining all things and turning decay into magic. In addition, this salted fish can also be upgraded. ”

As if it sounded a little reasonable, Ma Xiaozhen tried to suppress the urge to cut people in the depths of his heart.

"Why don't we try refining this again. Xuanhuang Old Ancestor saw that Ma Xiaozhen's face was not good, and casually picked up a screaming chicken on the table.

This is a plastic screaming chicken with an extremely cute appearance, and it will let out a terrible scream as long as it is pinched. The current social life is fast-paced and stressful, so this kind of stress-releasing small toys are selling well.

Ma Xiaozhen once suggested that Liu Fatzi's ten-yuan shop buy a batch, which contributed a lot of turnover to Liu Fatzi, and he also brought one back from Liu Fatzi's store.

Xuanhuang Ancestor's words also have some truth, Ma Xiaozhen thought about it and decided to try again, anyway, there will be no loss.

So Ma Xiaozhen squatted again, pinched the law again, and recited silently.

"Heaven and earth are yellow, the universe is desolate! The sun and the moon are shining, and the sun and moon are shining! The Tao gives birth to all things, and creates yin and yang!"

Along with the law in Ma Xiaozhen's mouth, the pressure cooker erupted again with a burst of purple gas, and the dense qi diffused, and once again volleyed into the air, enveloping the screaming chicken.

The vermilion flame reappeared, swimming on the surface of the screaming chicken.

After a long time, the flames gradually faded.

Ma Xiaozhen controlled the pressure cooker to the ground, and the screaming chicken had fallen into his hands.

The black bean-like eyes and the red cockscomb head are still the same cute and flattened look, and nothing has changed.

"This ......" Ma Xiaozhen groped for the screaming chicken, and felt it carefully.

Still doesn't feel any different?

"Obviously! This is no ordinary screaming chicken. ”

Xuanhuang Ancestor stepped forward again, his eyes flashing with excited sparks: "This is a wise killer chicken." ”

"Wise killer chicken?" Ma Xiaozhen was stunned.

What a sharp name, it's just a domineering side leak!

Can it kill its opponents?

"That's right!" Xuanhuang Ancestor nodded, staring at the screaming chicken affectionately: "As the name suggests, it is a wise chicken that can kill. Every time, after you have a fight with someone. Do you feel emotional but your thinking is not clear, you don't know what you want to say after arguing for a long time, but when you get home, you often think clearly about what to say to kill your opponent!"

"Yes, yes, is it possible that this killer chicken can help me quarrel and kill me with one blow?"

Ma Xiaozhen was a little excited, although this killer chicken is not a big killer, but if it can help him quarrel and kill with one blow, it can be regarded as a practical gadget in life!

Stephen Chow in the Jiupin Sesame Official quarreled, how free he was, how chic and domineering he was!

"That's right!"

Looking at Ma Xiaozhen's expectant eyes, the three-year-old baby Xuanhuang "old" ancestor nodded solemnly, and said loudly:

"This quarrel-only killer chicken, as long as you return home after a quarrel with someone, it will wisely and automatically sort out the lore quotations for you, be sure to ensure that you will be killed with one blow, saving you ......"

"Wait, wait, what did you just say," Ma Xiaozhen pointed out calmly: "You mean, it can only sort out ......the lore quotations when it returns home......"

"That's right! It's done automatically when you get home, so you don't have to rack your brains to make a statement. ”

"What's the use of eggs!?"

Ma Xiaozhen was furious.

I want it to be yarny!

When you get home, you're going to kill a fart!

Everyone is gone, okay!

Kill your uncle!

Xuanhuang Old Ancestor laughed dryly: "Uh, this function is a little bit of a chicken, but it also has a very useful auxiliary function!"

"What bullshit accessibility features?"

Xuanhuang Ancestor mysteriously approached Ma Xiaozhen: "It can be attached to you and help you play background music according to your mood." ”

"Look!"

The thing picked up the screaming chicken and slapped it on Ma Xiaozhen's body, and a miracle appeared - the screaming chicken quickly melted into Ma Xiaozhen's big beach shorts.

So, Ma Xiaozhen watched his second brother Xiao Xiaozhen's position, with a majestic and sharp screaming chicken.

Then the screaming chicken began to sing:

"A small poplar, growing next to the outpost, with deep roots and strong stems, guarding the northern Xinjiang ......"

The screaming chicken sang loudly above Ma Xiaozhen's second brother.

The words are round, and the voice is full of emotion.

Fall in love with the scene, combine sound and picture.

What a shameful background music it is.

It's just tailor-made for Ma Xiaozhen's second brother.

Ma Xiaozhen shed tears of humiliation.

"How's it going? Not bad! Absolute voice and emotion, absolute scene blending...... Xuanhuang Old Ancestor patted Ma Xiaozhen's shoulder proudly: "This screaming chicken has been connected with your heart, and it will be one of your talisman weapons from now on." You're a man with your own background music from now on, awesome!"

"No matter where you go, what clothes and pants you change, it will be automatically attached to your equipment, fully automatic and intelligent, without you having to spend a little effort, by the way, attached to the pants also has the function of tonifying the kidneys, eh...... What are you crying about, you ...... Why are you going to ......?"

"I'm looking for a knife......"

"Why are you looking for a knife, the pants are very suitable, you don't have to sew and mend them. ”

"I'm going to stab you to death!"

Ma Xiaozhen was about to collapse.

What kind of garbage is this refining!

Is this ancestor who has cultivated for 3,000 years a retarded person?

The law doesn't care that Lao Tzu stabbed him to death earlier!

Ma Xiaozhen squatted on the ground, bursting into tears.

Is it that you are going to spend your life with this shameful screaming chicken in your crotch?

O heaven, O earth!

What a shame!

It seems that there is no way to find a girlfriend anymore, and he is destined to be lonely for the rest of his life.

Xuanhuang Ancestor was very embarrassed, looking at Ma Xiaozhen, whose shoulders twitched and cried like a child, he hesitated for a while, and finally made up his mind.

"That's it, seeing that you're so sad, I'll help you again......"

"Ni Song Kai-" Ma Xiaozhen cried out of the Northeast accent and pushed Xuanhuang Ancestor away: "Bad guy, I don't believe you anymore......"

"Well, I'll help you refine a girlfriend. "Xuanhuang Ancestor made up his mind.

"Refining girlfriend?" Ma Xiaozhen raised his head in surprise.

"That's right! Xuanhuang Ancestor pointed to the real inflatable doll of Teacher Cang in Ma Xiaozhen's corner: "It is guaranteed to be a stunning beauty, you must have good looks and temperament, and you are proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting!"

Ma Xiaozhen thought for a while, and finally gritted his teeth and made a difficult decision.

"Made, believe in you one more time!"