011 Limbo catwalk flip-flops
On a hill on the outskirts of the resettlement community in the east of the city.
A figure with flip-flops on his feet and big pants on the beach of screaming chicken standing on the top of the hill is Ma Xiaozhen.
An early carrier pigeon drew an arc in the air and swept over Ma Xiaozhen's head.
Ma Xiaozhen suddenly burst out, only to see his body suddenly rise, jumping up three meters stiffly, his hand was like electricity, and he instantly pinched the carrier pigeon in his hand and landed steadily.
If someone witnesses this scene, they will definitely think that Ma Xiaozhen is a great master in the martial arts, his body is like a ghost, and it is not like a human body can do it.
Ma Xiaozhen overlooked the resettlement community in the east of the city under the mountain, like an emperor looking at his own country.
The nightmare night has finally passed, and the morning has arrived at the same time as the dawn of hope.
Last night, the history of pressure cooker refining of this product can be described as a peak loop.
First of all, he and Xuanhuang Ancestor worked hard all night, refining various props, and refining the following tragic magic weapons in total:
A salted fish with a dream, the dream is to burn itself to illuminate others, but it needs a light source to illuminate;
A wise killer chicken that can help fight and kill opponents, but it can only be used when you get home, and it can also automatically play background music.
A tsundere scratch, is the most common scratching itch with the old man Le scratch, it can automatically help people scratch the itch massage, but the premise is that you have to help it massage first, and serve it very happily, it will move on its own.
By the way, there is also a roll of Qingfeng toilet paper, which will be automatically cleaned up by the owner after the plane, eliminating all worries of the owner, but it has a little nymphomaniac, like Ma Xiaozhen, who is not good enough, it refuses to serve.
Ma Xiaozhen, who no longer wanted to speak, picked up a snowflake beer bottle that had been drunk, ready to let Xuanhuang Ancestor taste the magic weapon from the earth - an "angry beer bottle".
Just a second before the "angry beer bottle" landed on the door of Xuanhuang Ancestor's head, that fatal sense of crisis seemed to instantly penetrate Xuanhuang Ancestor's second vein, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, remembering something, and suddenly shouted.
"Damn, I forgot! The Jiuyi Heavenly Venerable Ding has not been activated yet!"
"Unprovoked, excited, live?"
Ma Xiaozhen looked at the majestic screaming chicken on his big beach pants, and then resolutely beat Xuanhuang Laozu, an senile demented guy, to death, and hung him up.
This is really a sad story of the sad people who heard it and the people who heard it wept.
After paying a painful price, Ma Xiaozhen finally understood a fact - the Xuanhuang Ancestor after crossing was mentally damaged, and his IQ fell off from time to time. Although he calls himself "Mr. Slightly Understood", he claims to know a little bit about everything. But the real meaning is that you only understand three points, and the remaining ninety-seven points do not understand the meaning at all.
What happened after that can be described as smooth sailing.
The beaten Xuanhuang Ancestor successfully took out a long list of activation codes from his pocket, successfully activated the Jiuyi Tianzun pressure cooker, and then bound the user with Ma Xiaozhen.
Ma Xiaozhen finally controlled his artifact pressure cooker, as long as he silently recited the law decision in his heart, the Xuanjin Ancient Seal on the inner wall of the pressure cooker would circulate, directly connecting to Ma Xiaozhen's mind and helping Ma Xiaozhen mobilize all kinds of information.
According to the records of this Xuanjin Ancient Seal, the way of cultivating immortals in the Jiuyi Continent is divided into nine realms, the lower realm has three layers: forging the body, refining qi, and building the foundation; the middle realm is divided into: Jindan, Yuanying, and Huashen three layers; the upper realm has three layers of refining gods, returning the void, and Mahayana, and each realm has different levels of front, middle, and back.
The higher the level of an immortal cultivator, the more he can exert the effect of the Nine Instruments Heavenly Venerable, and the more powerful the magic weapon he refines. It's a pity that Ma Xiaozhen hasn't reached the lowest cultivation level yet, and can only refine some low-level equipment and props, which can't even be called a magic weapon.
In addition, what shocked Ma Xiao even more was that this pressure cooker not only has the function of storage space, but also can shrink this pressure cooker into any shape and carry it on his body.
After considering various styles, Ma Xiaozhen finally turned the pressure cooker into a ring and wore it on the tail finger of his left hand. and put the salted fish with dreams, the scratching of the tsundere and other unreliable props into the pressure cooker.
From now on, you can finally get rid of the identity of the backstabber.
It's tearful to think about.
After the law duel was right, there was also a breakthrough in the refining experiment.
After the artifact pressure cooker was activated, he suddenly caught a faint aura, and Ma Xiaozhen found the source of that faint aura according to the guidance of the pressure cooker - it turned out to be a handful of cat hair left by Chen Moyao's pet cat.
According to Xuanhuang Ancestor, everything in this world has spiritual aura, and Jiuyi Tianzun Ding is the best at concocting these spiritual objects and aura, refining them into various magical magic weapons, which can be called turning decay into magic.
Under the guidance of Xuanhuang Ancestor, Ma Xiaozhen used this cat hair and his own flip-flops to refine and synthesize the first magic weapon - a pair of brand-new flip-flops with the power of a civet cat.
As for why refining a flip-flop, there are two reasons.
The first reason is that this cat hair seems to be the cat's leg hair, and it is best to refine the equipment under the feet to refine the form.
The second reason is simpler, Ma Xiaozhen is a poor man, and in line with his distrust of Xuanhuang Ancestor, he decided to test the water with five flip-flops bought in the vegetable market first.
Well...... Cheap! And for good reason!
This attempt finally succeeded.
These flip-flops look unremarkable, not half a point different from regular flip-flops. But once he got on his feet, Ma Xiaozhen suddenly felt that his body was completely different.
No longer like a human, almost like a cat.
The agility of cats can be described as terrifying. The body structure of cats is completely different from that of humans, the spine is bent into an arch, the whole body is like a spring, and when jumping, the whole body can exert force, and it can easily jump to six to seven times its height, and when dodging and attacking, it is like thunder and lightning without any warning.
Ma Xiaozhen put on this pair of flip-flops, only felt that it was as quiet as a virgin, moving like a rabbit, walking steadily and silently, flying eaves and walking on the wall to dodge and move, not a problem at all, just now on the top of the hill lightly jumped, and actually caught a pigeon!
The thing suddenly had an urge to cry.
The guinea pig who has been treated by the Xuanhuang Ancestor for so long has finally refined a working treasure, how can it make people not burst into tears?
The scene of stepping on this pair of flip-flops and slapping your face is almost in my mind!
Belch...... Although walking in flip-flops is a little frustrating, it is much better than walking on a pressure cooker.
It seems that in the future, I will really have to cultivate diligently, strive to break through the realm, and refine those more awesome magic weapons.
Just when Ma Xiaozhen was full of ambition, the mobile phone suddenly rang.
Ma Xiaozhen connected the phone, and Chen Moyao's soft and glutinous voice like Sister Chiling came out.
"Uh...... Are you free? Didn't I make an appointment to invite you to dinner today?"
"Available! must be available!"
Ma Xiaozhen hurriedly made an appointment with Chen Moyao to meet at the gate of Changzhou Normal University, and couldn't wait to hang up the phone.
The artifact is in hand, and the beauty has an appointment!
Is there a more comfortable life than this?
It seems that he is about to reach the peak of his life from now on, and he will start galloping!
Ma Xiaozhen couldn't help but laugh three times and galloped away.
On Ma Xiaozhen's big beach pants, the majestic screaming chicken seemed to feel the pride of the owner, cleared his throat, and began to sing and accompany passionately.
"Let's live with the red dust!
Riding a horse galloping and sharing the prosperity of the world!
Sing to the wine to express the joy of your heart!
Vigorously grasp the youth!"
Ma Xiaozhen, who was galloping all the way, stumbled and suddenly fell on the hillside.
"Fuck off, don't sing such stupid music!"