"Heaven and earth are yellow, the universe is desolate! The sun and the moon are shining, and the sun and moon are shining! The Tao gives birth to all things, and creates yin and yang!"

The pressure cooker once again steamed out a cloud of mist, this time the breath was diffuse, but with a little bit of pink, looming, like the ambiguous tulle in the hibiscus tent, and like a faint mist on the lotus pond in the spring rain, adding a bit of mystery to Ma Xiaozhen's 20-square-meter rental house.

The mist slowly covered Ma Xiaozhen's cheap inflatable doll of the same type as Teacher Cang, lingering if there was nothing.

Suddenly, a jade foot gently stepped out of the mist.

It was really a jade foot, just like the best texture of mutton fat white jade carefully carved, delicate and moisturizing, without a trace of flaws, natural, but without a wisp, which made people's blood gush.

"Gollum—"

Ma Xiaozhen and Xuanhuang's "old" ancestor couldn't help but swallow their saliva.

Immediately after, the jade foot took another step forward.

With this step, the true face of the woman, who was originally hidden in the mist, was displayed in front of Ma Xiaozhen.

This is a beautiful woman in ancient costume, there is a faint shadow of Teacher Cang between her eyebrows, but she is much more beautiful than Teacher Cang, she is dressed in ancient costume, but she has a pair of bare feet, and she has a light spirit when she walks......

is charming, but with a bit of elegance and dignity.

In terms of beauty, compared with Chen Moyao, who is as beautiful as a hibiscus flower, I am afraid that it is only between the best.

"This ...... It's a female ...... refined from an inflatable doll People ......"

Looking at the lively woman in front of him, Ma Xiaozhen's voice began to tremble, and his saliva began to flow uncontrollably.

It's really amazing! It's an otaku artifact!

Sure enough, it is the creation of all things!

Sure enough, it turns decay into magic!

Ma Xiaozhen couldn't wait to pick up Xuanhuang Ancestor and kiss him fiercely.

With this artifact, girlfriends can engage in wholesale in the future!

Oh, my kidney skills are not strong enough, and the chickens are not hard enough, should I be able to cope with it?

Ma Xiaozhen began to think about these happy little troubles.

Happiness comes so quickly and so suddenly that it's unbearable.

Xuanhuang Old Ancestor rolled his eyes at Ma Xiaozhen disdainfully, looking rare and strange, and his smug attitude was overflowing.

"That's right! This refined woman combines the aura of heaven and earth, the essence of the sun and the moon, in addition to being as beautiful as a fairy, her temperament is also unique in ten thousand, she has elegant conversation and unique taste, in addition, she is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry and songs!"

"So what are you waiting for?"

Ma Xiaozhen kicked the Xuanhuang Ancestor who was blocking the way, and chicly came to a wall in front of the refined beauty, supported the wall with one hand, and teased his uninhibited bangs with the other: "Beauty, let's start this relationship immediately!"

"Okay!

The beauty in ancient costume instantly didn't know where to take out a quaint seven-string guqin, opened her lips and asked:

"The guqin has a beautiful shape, and the common ones are Fuxi style, Zhongni style, Lianzhu style, Luoxia style, Lingji style, banana leaf type, Shennong style, etc. Due to the long-term performance of the vibration and the difference in wood and lacquer bottom, a variety of broken lines can be formed, such as plum blossom broken, cow hair broken, snake belly broken, ice cracked, turtle pattern, etc., may I ask what is the style of this guqin?

"What pattern, what break, what pattern?" Ma Xiaozhen was a little confused: "What are you doing?"

"Well, as a beautiful woman in ancient costume with an elegant temperament, if you want to kiss Fangze, you must first pass the test of her piano, chess, calligraphy and painting......"

Xuanhuang Ancestor explained on the side.

Nani!?

The test of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting?

Is this the college entrance examination for art students?

Can it be more literary?

"Won't it?" The beautiful woman in ancient costume put away the guqin empathetically, raised her green jade hand again, and put out a Go board with lightning speed: "Then let's solve this Zhenlong chess game......

"Jane, Long, chess, game. Ma Xiaozhen looked at the black and white chess pieces like dogs' teeth, and was even more confused: "What do you mean?"

"This won't be?" The beauty in ancient costume thoughtfully took out a few brushes from her pocket and handed them over: "The calligraphy and painting must always be the same, right, draw a "Splash Ink Penglai Wonderland"?

Ma Xiaozhen shook his head with difficulty.

"That'...... Write a "Wild Grass Walk"?"

Ma Xiaozhen continued to shake his head with difficulty.

"Alas......" The beauty in ancient costume sighed faintly and said no more.

"Damn, you're just my teacher Cang's same inflatable doll, making a yarn piano, chess, calligraphy and painting!" Ma Xiaozhen finally became angry: "Can't we be pragmatic?"

Seeing Ma Xiaozhen's expression, the beauty in ancient costume suddenly became angry, her apricot eyes glared, and she said with awe-inspiring dignity:

"I regard you as a confidant, but you want to sleep with me!"

"Speak well, talk about your sister's classical Chinese!" Ma Xiaozhen was a little confused, turned his head and asked Xuanhuang Ancestor: "Translate, what do you mean......"

"I regard you as a confidant, you just want to sleep with me!" Xuanhuang Ancestor on the side explained in time.

The beauty in ancient costume then said angrily: "I have suffered great humiliation, and I wish to die to reward Mingzhi." ”

Xuanhuang Ancestor continued to translate: "I have suffered such a great shame, and I want to die to prove my innocence and chastity. ”

Ma Xiaozhen: "No, if you don't agree, you'll die?" How does she want to die?"

Xuanhuang Ancestor: "I want to think about it...... Belch...... It seems like...... It's a self-destruct. ”

Ma Xiaozhen's eyes widened: "Self-——? explosion"

Xuanhuang Ancestor nodded sincerely.

Boom –

There was a loud bang.

The beautiful woman in the living costume exploded into a ball of coke.

"Alas......"

Glancing at Ma Xiaozhen, whose face was scorched black by the explosion and a mass of black exploding heads, Xuanhuang Ancestor let out a faint sigh.

"It's terrible to be uneducated, and you can't soak a girl. ”

Ma Xiaozhen, who was uneducated, walked towards Xuanhuang Ancestor with a gloomy face and let out a hysterical roar.

"Come here, Lao Tzu promises not to kill you!"

Just when Ma Xiaozhen couldn't help but want to hack Xuanhuang Ancestor to death.

Ma Xiaozhen didn't know that in the two corners of the resettlement community in the east of the city, two other groups of people were also angrily trying to hack him to death.

Area C of the resettlement community in the east of the city.

"Bang bang

"Open the door, open the door, open the door, Doctor!"

"Open the door! Our boss has a broken nose!"

A group of thugs are knocking on the door of a clinic with a scorpion brother who sprays nosebleeds like a fountain.

"Fucking slow, the bridge of Lao Tzu's nose has been broken by you!"

Brother Scorpion screamed and covered his nose while cursing Ma Xiaozhen from the heart.

"That slut, Lao Tzu must hack him to death next time!"

Area A of the resettlement community in the east of the city.

Chen Heipi and Zhang Sale, who were covered with shoe prints, worked hard to help up Liu Fatzi, who was beaten the most.

Chen Heipi picked up a half-burned cigarette butt from the ground, lit it tremblingly, took a hard puff, and then silently handed it to Zhang Sale.

Zhang Dump and Liu Fatzi also took turns to take a sip silently, and the three down-and-out men seemed to have regained a trace of popularity.

"Ma Xiaozhen, a slut, lied about the fire alarm and caused us to be abused like this......"

Liu Fatzi gritted his teeth and cursed Ma Xiaozhen from the heart.

"That slut, let's hack him to death tomorrow. ”

Some people want to hack Ma Xiaozhen to death, and some people are thinking about Ma Xiaozhen.

In a dormitory building at Cheung Chau Normal University.

Chen Moyao, who was lying on the bed, unconsciously remembered Ma Xiaozhen.

Chen Moyao is a typical Bai Fumei, and her father is the head of a large enterprise. She has received the most standard ladylike training since she was a child, her manners, temperament, and figure are all top-notch, and there is never a shortage of outstanding boys around her.

But she seems to have never seen a boy like Ma Xiaozhen.

Looks cynical, wearing flip-flops, beach shorts, and a cigarette, almost like a street thug. But when he saw injustice, he made a righteous move, but he was so upright. Especially when he blocked the mouth of the alley, his thin body blocked punches and kicks for himself, like propping up a wall, which was simply manly.

But to say that he is full of righteousness, it doesn't seem to be the case, and the teasing behavior of those pressure cookers and mobile phones can simply make people laugh to death. In addition, flip-flops pump people with black feet under the flirting legs, which makes it fascinating, and it doesn't look like a good person.

But to say that he is not a good person, he adopted another child. It seems that his family is very down, and he can give so wholeheartedly for a child he doesn't know......

Ma Xiaozhen......

What kind of man is this?

Chen Moyao had insomnia.

Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes.

If there are rivers and lakes, someone will want to hack you to death.

Someone wants to hack you to death, and someone thinks about you.

This is the rivers and lakes.