Supervisor: That's an egg ache.

"The company's monthly salary of 35,000 plus subsidies, in order to relieve the pressure in the office, also hired a beautiful young lady to accompany overtime, that is, let you sit in front of the computer and shout like a melon-eating crowd 'Look, you are a master'?"

The code farmer, whose dark circles are so thick that they are comparable to national treasures, said that he was helpless.

"It's not that our army is too incompetent, but the enemy army has a plug-in. ”

"If you look at the codebase, it's all been torn down and recompiled, and the source code is so complex that we can't even see it. ”

"Boss, we've done our best. ”

"So what should I do now? There have been many complaints from members and shops, and the Elenda women's clothing store that was originally scheduled to be recommended on the cover has called to inquire. ”

"Cold salad, it's a big deal to close the website, so I said that it would be maintained. ”

Farmer A doesn't think it's a big deal, half-joking.

"You go out. ”

What are you kidding, shutting down a website, do you know how much money you lose for a minute of shutting down a website?

"It's really not good, so I issued an announcement saying that the website was hacked, and the program ape is working overtime to repair immortals and maintain it. ”

Farmer B slumped in his computer chair with two big words 'decadent' written in his eyes.

"No, it will damage the company's image and reputation. ”

"Simply call the police, this kind of behavior constitutes the crime of illegal intrusion into computer information systems and the crime of sabotage of computer information systems, and if you are caught, you will go into a small black house to pick up soap for five years. ”

Experienced coder C simply suggests striking the criminals on the opposite side from a physical level.

"Hmm~~~ It's a good idea to call the police. ”

The Director looked up and thought about it.

"I went to ask the big boss, but I can't take care of face at this time, the interests of the company are the most important, otherwise the loss will be too great. ”

......

"Shouyi senior, don't worry, I'll help you get it right, wait a minute. ”

The clerk's fingers kept sliding.

Because the head of Shou Yi urged him again, the clerk had to buy the "Nine Palaces" he wanted first.

Even if the clerk knew that this eighty percent was a big liar, he had to coax the old Taoist priest first.

Quickly flipped through the product introduction, and there was a way in his mouth, "Specifications... Electronic version, physical version, hardcover version, annotated hardcover triple edition, by the way, there are so many kinds, the price is definitely different. ”

Shou Yi rubbed next to the clerk, looking at the screen and pointing.

"Little comrade, bring me a physical book, e-books are not suitable for the old way. ”

"Oh, the physical book isn't it, I'll see. ”

"I'm fork, the physical version is 11,000 and 3,000 yuan, it's a whole 10,000 yuan more expensive, why don't you grab it!"

The clerk burst into a foul mouth.

He originally planned to use his account to buy it for Shou Yichang, and use the bloody facts to let the old Taoist know that he had been deceived.

Then let Lao Dao sign an invoice for him and take it to the finance department for reimbursement.

But this is more than 10,000 ah, Lao Dao dares to sign for him, does he have the face to go to the financial department to be embarrassed?

The clerk was angry.

Without saying a word, my fingers kept sliding up, and I found the customer service of the store, ouch, it was still on, and there was a kind of click.

"Is the store there?!Is it there?!!Is it there?!"

Zhou Zhou knocked an egg into the bowl and was about to make a supper, when he was suddenly stunned.

Got customers so quickly?

I have only been hanging for less than half an hour, and I thought that it would take three to five days before someone clicked in to provide information on the product.

He didn't stop in his hand, and continued to stir the eggs, his mind was already half-divided, and he contacted the buyer through the omnipotent network intrusion power of the Radiance Dominator.

Destiny protagonist Bai Fan: "Uh, here. ”

The clerk who loves petting cats: "Are all the things you have here real?"

"Nonsense, fake one pays ten. ”

"Buy a pair of fake Nike, get ten pairs of slippers free?" added a skeptical panda emoji.

"You are insulting my credibility. ”

"The credibility of using the wallpaper of Man X Girl 3 and Mobile Suit XD as a product cover?"

Zhou Zhou's face darkened.

It seems that the opposite side is not a buyer, but an inexplicable righteous keyboard warrior.

"I love to buy, I don't buy to fuck off, I still have to eat supper, it's real, and it's not bad for you to be a customer. Fork your waist .jpg"

"Hey, hey, it's awesome, your broken store obviously doesn't even have a transaction, where are the customers!"

The clerk stretched a black line on his forehead, muttered to himself, raised his head, and his eyes suddenly sharpened.

"Shouyi senior, look at it, it's not me who is causing trouble, the store's attitude is too arrogant, if I don't expose his true face today, I don't have to mess around. ”

"Ouch, little comrade, I said it all the old way, I can't be deceived, don't listen to the wind and rain all day long, fooling around. ”

Shouyi stomped his feet and said anxiously: "Don't make too much trouble with him, lest he refuse to do this business." ”

The corners of the clerk's mouth twitched.

"Shouyi senior, this is Taobao, not a physical store, and I can't catch up with customers. ”

Seeing that the head of the guard began to blow his beard and stare again, the clerk could only coax him.

"Okay, okay, I'll help you place the order first, and then go to the theory, okay?"

As for whether the money will be taken away by the scammer store A, there is no need to worry, as long as the clerk does not pay the bill, the payment will always remain in the merchants of Taobao.

With the privileges of the task force, it is easy for them to cancel the order.

"Physical version, buy now. ”

"Hey, you can still choose the delivery method, what the hell is this quantum teleportation, it will be delivered immediately, and the courier fee will cost 5,000 yuan, why don't you grab it." ”

The clerk began to complain again.

"Hey, it's delivered and delivered, is there such a way to send it?"

Shou Yi Chang came interested.

He has always disliked technology products, and this time he was stimulated by the main god game, so he got a mobile phone to play with it, so he really didn't know much about these electronic products.

"Hurry up, I want to see how you guys who play KitKat and lewd skills can be delivered instantly, it's so powerful, the current level of science and technology is so high, it is already comparable to the Taoist legendary immortal methods. ”

The clerk looked numb.

Modern technology simply doesn't do that.

Stunned for a moment, Shou Yichang had already snatched back his mobile phone, pondered, and clicked on the payment, although the money had not been deducted, the order had been generated.

Zhou Zhou made a tomato and egg lid and poured the noodles, and was ready to start, when the Radiant Juggernaut directly came to remind him of a new message.

"Hey, it's not scientific to come to business. ”

"It's that guy, didn't you say you didn't believe it? Why did you buy it, this is the legendary 'don't say no to the mouth, the body is still very honest'?"

Zhou Zhou was slightly surprised.

But it's okay, when the first business comes, it will be much easier to open up financial resources later.

Anyway, this is another no-capital transaction.

What martial arts cheats, cultivation classics, spells, meditation methods, and Gundam manufacturing drawings ah, these are all records recorded in the Creation Jade Disk, casually calling does not consume cause and effect points, at most it costs more than ten kilowatt-hours of electricity, let the Radiance Domination print into a book, and then spend a few hundred kilowatt-hours of electricity to start quantum teleportation.

Only physical objects such as Ability Crystals or Gundam Cyborgs need to be made with the Creation Jade Disk, but Zhou Zhou may not necessarily sell them.

Write a '0' in the inventory, who can do anything about it.

Wait for those cheats and classics that don't require money (cause and effect points) to be proven to be true and can be cultivated, who dares to say that other things are not true!

That's how it sounds.

"Glory dominates, make a copy of "The Nine Palaces of Strange Escape", and then send it to the customer, and by the way, the payment is also deducted. ”

Zhou Zhou's mind was very delicate, and he directly guessed the clerk's Xiao Jiujiu.

"Buzz~~~"

A few seconds after Shou Yi pressed the payment, a slight electric riot suddenly sounded in the room.

A black hole appeared out of thin air in front of Shou Yi Chang, and then a shoddy blue book fell from the black hole to Shou Yi Chang, and disappeared again with a bang.

"Ouch, the high tech is amazing, I've seen it for a long time. ”

Shou Yi picked up the blue book happily, smacked his lips, and began to flip through the exam.

"Well, yes, that's it, there is a half-page fragment of "The Nine Palaces" in my Penglai collection, and the existing fragments are worthy of the content of the book. ”

"I didn't expect Lao Dao to be able to collect all "Nine Palaces" one day, and it really wants to prosper my Penglai. ”

"Modern high-tech is so good that there is still this kind of operation. ”

Registrar: "......"