Chapter 31: The Correct Opening Posture of the Earth King
"School Special-Invincible Iron Palm Gong, Iron Palm Gong Upgrade, Optimize the internal power running route, upgrade the move changes, rewrite the footwork, improve the output power of the Iron Palm Gong in an all-round way, and ensure that Wang Xiaojun is more than Wang Xiaojun!
"Poof!"
Seeing the contents of the screen of Shouyi's long mobile phone, the young clerk almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of tender blood.
What the hell is this!
"Iron Palm Gong Upgrade, do you want this thing to be useful?"
Although the clerk is a clerk, the database of the special case team stores a lot of martial arts cheats, and when he has nothing to do, he also brings one or two out to practice, so that he can strengthen his body.
In his heart, the iron palm skill is the kind of kung fu that does not enter the stream, the internal qi cannot be practiced, the external skill is rotten and sparse, and it is simply the mud that can't support the wall.
I didn't expect anyone to dare to sell anything 'invincible iron palm gong' in Taobao stores.
The clerk was pondering how to explain tactfully, and told Shou Yi that what he saw was a fraudulent shop, and Shou Yi couldn't help it.
"Little comrade, the old man asked you, how to charge Alipay, I want to buy cheats. ”
"Shouichi senior, this... There are a lot of scammers on the Internet, and it is normal for you to be unfamiliar with online shopping, so it is normal to be careless and fall for a small mistake. ”
"Why am I deceived, who can deceive me!"
The look of a long beard and glaring made the clerk very weak.
Those stubborn old men who are deceived into buying health care products are like this, and they can burst out in minutes with words like 'the old man has eaten more salt than you have eaten'.
"The old man has killed more demons and monsters than you have ever seen in ghost movies!"
Well, the clerk can only choose to bow to the old man's forces.
After taking the long new mobile phone, the clerk habitually clicked back to the front page of the store, and the background was miserable white, as if he saw the kind of empty physical store that had just been painted white.
The name of the store is "The Correct Opening Posture of the Earth King", with red characters on a white background, and it is still in the font of Huakang Girl, which is simply unsightly.
Then there is the list of promotional offers below.
"If you come to the Divine Palm, the Six Veins Divine Sword, the *** Tantric Seal, the Dragon Elephant Prajna Gong, the major martial arts cheats will last for three days, and the nine-fold discount will be promoted, and the time limit is unlimited. ”
"Nine-character mantra + nine mudras, the discount is more worry-free, and the package is only 20,000. ”
"B-level natural ability crystal, randomly awaken any kind of natural ability, the power reaches B-level, and a free instruction manual, limited to ten, only 25 million US dollars. ”
"What is a man's romance, of course, is the interweaving of iron and fire, the resonance of steel and cannon, MS Mobile Suit fulfills all your dreams. ”
"Are you still bitter that your single dog has eaten all the dog food?Are you still angry about 'why don't I have a gentle and considerate boyfriend/girlfriend?Hurry up and order the 'artificial teenager/artificial girl', there are professional pinching software, as well as personality settings and technical expertise, a gentle little prince who can play the piano, a big sister next door who is good at cooking, and 'artificial teenager/artificial girl' to meet all your wishes. ”...
Inferior stores specialize, blow up the sky-blowing advertising, and even the physical pictures of the goods lack sincerity.
The martial arts cheats are printed like pirated books, and they are also bound with threads, and the nails are not tightly nailed.
There is also the so-called 'ability crystal', based on the judge's judgment on jewelry for many years, it is actually artificial sapphire, a piece as big as a thumb, about only one or two yuan, if you go to the workshop to get the goods directly, you can buy a pound for ten yuan.
That mobile suit is even funnier.,Really when the clerk doesn't watch anime.,That's obviously the miscellaneous fish body in last year's hegemonic blood fan.,The watermark in the upper right corner is not processed.,It's really okay to take a screenshot as a cover?
And that artificial girl, this is obviously the cover of a certain butter game, and the clerk dares to use his Japanese proficiency in the undercover Sakura country for five months to guarantee, which hasn't even changed his name...
The more the clerk looked at it, the more he wanted to complain, and the thick poisonous tongue was constantly surging in his chest, if it weren't for the fact that there was a respected and stubborn guard beside him, I am afraid he would have started to dismantle the stage a long time ago.
Although I know you're a liar, you have to be a liar and be a liar, at least make the store look good, OK!
"Little comrade, I'll let you help me see how to pay for things, not to let you play with the mobile phone I just sent someone, what you like, and then buy it yourself, first help Lao Dao buy "Nine Palaces". ”
Shou Yi Chang was impatient and hurriedly urged.
"Ah, oh, sorry, I'm distracted, I'll take care of it for you. ”
The clerk clicked on the browsing record and turned the purchase page of "Qi Dun Nine Palaces" out, the cover was still the kind of cover that was so rotten that it was boundless, with blue skin and white stripes, and the words 'Qi Dun Nine Palaces' were written crookedly in the white stripes.
After looking at the price, 1,300 yuan, hmm~~~ It's so expensive!
The clerk's salary is only 3,000, but there are a lot of subsidies in addition to the salary, such as high overtime pay, salary benefits, housing and car, five insurances and one housing fund, confidentiality fees, etc., plus salary, it is almost more than 30,000 yuan a month.
"It's a dog, my secrecy fee is only 15,000, and this deceitful book is about to catch up with my secrecy fee. ”
The clerk swiped his hand, and the screen kept scrolling.
Hey, although the decoration is not very good, but the frame that should be there is still not missing, I really don't understand, there is time to set all the necessary settings, why not by the way to change the background wall to an eye-catching.
Sales 0, this is normal, after all, this kind of store, probably is grandstanding, and it will be discovered and reported in a few days, and it will almost be closed.
Wait, what the hell is 'stock ∞'?
Taobao has this kind of setting?
At most, it is tens of thousands, even if you buy electronic products, it will symbolically display hundreds of inventory, and there will never be such a strange number ∞.
Sensing that something was wrong, the clerk instantly calmed down and went to work.
Then more is perceived that something is wrong.
First of all, the emergence of this store is very problematic, Taobao's threshold for opening a store is too low, so it is easiest to open a store, and all the goods on the shelves must be reviewed, even if the staff is lazy, as long as you take a look, it is impossible to let the goods in this store pass.
The second is this unbelievable 'infinite inventory', which completely betrays the source code settings of the Taobao website.
Besides, how did Shou Yichang click into this store? Even if he played with his mobile phone for the first time and accidentally clicked on the icon of the Taobao APP, it was impossible to see this store at once.
The clerk analyzed in his heart, and his fingers kept stopping, cutting directly to the homepage of the website.
Sure enough, the cover of Taobao was pushed by the wind, and it was 'the correct opening posture of the earth'!
Hackers messing around?
An extremely plausible explanation crossed the clerk's mind.
And this explanation is being explained to his boss by a few code farmers who are working overtime.
"Director, there's a master on the other side. ”