Chapter 28: Negotiate terms with the Jade Emperor
Erlang came out of the Jiushan Immortal Prison and flew to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall of Miluo Palace.
In the past, the Lingxiao Treasure Hall was full of golden light and the fragrance of wine was overflowing, but now, it was full of feces and urine everywhere, full of mess, and it was riotous.
The Jade Emperor stared at the throne, and the five top immortals who controlled the elves and monsters for the Heavenly Court knelt on the ground, not daring to raise their heads or opening their eyes, and were being reprimanded by the Jade Emperor.
Erlang God covered his nose and stepped forward, came behind the Jade Emperor, and said, the little god Yang Jian visited the Jade Emperor, the Jade Emperor, and the little god had good news.
The Jade Emperor turned around and saw that it was Erlang God, and scolded him, Erlang God, you have three eyes, it's all the right and wrong that you provoked, if you didn't brag all day long about how the ordinary man named Zhou Tianqi had a fairy fate, why would it be like this.
Look at it, take a good look, the Jade Emperor led Erlang God to run east and west in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, pointing to the high and low roads, what can be eaten and what cannot be eaten, what is delicious and not delicious, all of them are gnawed by those rat elves, these animals, even the golden pillars of this hall are not spared, this is my life.
Erlang God looked in the direction of the Jade Emperor's finger, and sure enough, there was not a fairy table and immortal stool that was not gnawed into rotten apples, and the golden pillars that supported the Lingxiao Treasure Hall were almost bitten off, if it wasn't found in time, this Lingxiao Treasure Hall would be over after speaking.
Alas, this Lingxiao Treasure Hall was destroyed by these elves.
The Jade Emperor gave an order, and the heavenly soldiers and generals swarmed in, directly captured Erlang God, and together with the five immortals who were responsible for catching the elves and monsters, they were about to hit the board on the ground.
Erlang God hurriedly begged for mercy, saying that he was here to solve the matter of the elves.
Fortunately, the Jade Emperor heard that Zhou Tianqi boasted that he would be able to catch all the elves and monsters who had escaped in the heavenly court within seven days, so he immediately released Erlang God.
The five immortals who were still suffering from the board hurriedly said that the Jade Emperor, Erlang God and Zhou Tianqi were bullying the king.
These five immortals are the top experts in catching elven monsters in Heavenly Court, and his five immortals were punished precisely because they couldn't catch elf monsters, and suddenly heard Erlang God blowing nonsense in front of the Jade Emperor, and they were naturally indignant.
The Jade Emperor ordered the heavenly soldiers and generals to retreat, and then called Erlang God and the five immortals who were responsible for catching the elves to him, and made the two sides confront each other and said, Yang Jian, the five immortals are not convinced, saying that you are a bully, what do you have to say.
Five Immortal Dao, Erlang God, this time the Jade Emperor was furious, and all the immortals fled, leaving behind more than a thousand ownerless elf monsters, these animals, full of fairy energy, very clever, within seven days, it is difficult for you to find all these elf monsters, let alone catch them.
Erlang God heard that the five immortals in front of him led the heavenly soldiers and generals, looking for them, and only caught more than 100 elf monsters after working for a long time, he immediately gasped, and said in his heart It seems that Brother Zhou can blow better than me, a thousand elves, within seven days, even if the Buddha comes, it is impossible to do it.
But since the cow has blown it, Erlang God refuses to bow his head, listen to him and say, Jade Emperor, although the five immortals are capable, and the spells are all over the sky, but catching the elf monster is like coaxing a child, if you are not the emperor and the prime minister, he will eat you and coax, in the final analysis, it still depends on whether there is an elf fate.
The Jade Emperor was stunned by Erlang God, and after listening to it, he felt that it made sense, and said that although Zhou Tianqi was an ordinary man, but because of this, those elves and monsters would not be like hiding from the five immortals and heavenly soldiers.
The Jade Emperor said to the five immortals who are responsible for catching the elves and monsters, you might as well make a bet, if Zhou Tianqi can capture all the elves within seven days, then I will give Zhou Tianqi an official in charge of the elves of the Three Realms, and you five immortals will serve tea and water for Zhou Tianqi every day, wash and fold the quilt, on the contrary, let Zhou Tianqi and Erlang God take this board for you, can you?
I can't ask for it!
The five immortals felt that this was "grabbing steamed buns in the pot, and ten were stable." ”
Erlang God bowed to the Jade Emperor, hurriedly returned to the Jiushan Immortal Prison, saw Zhou Tianqi and Jin Tuotuo Shangxian, and hurriedly told the Lingxiao Treasure Hall to see the Jade Emperor and the bet with the five immortals one by one.
Zhou Tianqi clapped his hands after hearing this, and the immortal Jin Tuo Tuo was full of sadness.
Jin Tuotuo said, Brother Zhou, the five immortals who are dedicated to catching elves, together with tens of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals, catch elves and monsters all over the palace, and they also catch the elves in this prison, I think it is better to quickly admit defeat and ask for punishment, so as not to worsen the situation and make it more difficult to stop.
Zhou Tianqi shook his head, he thought that he was still completely sure, although the seven days were indeed a bit tight, but he had already thought of countermeasures.
According to Zhou Tianqi's method, he wanted to divide the entire Heavenly Court into 1,000 equal pieces, and then divide the 100,000 Heavenly Soldiers into more than 1,000 groups, each group staring at an area day and night, and using this method of dismemberment and division to arrest in pieces, and he planned to invite another helper.
As for these helpers, Zhou Tianqi bought a pass and refused to reveal it to Erlang God and Jin Tuotuo Shangxian.
After listening to Zhou Tianqi's method of arresting in pieces, Erlang God suddenly had a bottom in his heart, and he laughed and said, Brother Zhou, you are really smart, such a stupid method can make you think of it, it is really amazing.
Jin Tuotuo also admired it so much, and said in his heart that it was possible not to be beaten by the board.
Erlang God pulled Zhou Tianqi up, put him on his back, and just wanted to ask Zhou Tianqi and Jin Tuotuo to step out of the prison door, Zhou Tianqi suddenly said, Erlang God, don't worry, put me down first, I don't want to go out like this.
Erlang God put down Zhou Tianqi and said in a continuous voice, yes, yes, yes, you have to let Li Jing and Nezha carry you out.
Zhou Tianqi shook his head and said, I didn't say this, I have a condition, you go back and tell the Jade Emperor that if he agrees, I will go to help him catch the elf monster by himself.
How dare you negotiate terms with the Jade Emperor?
Erlang God and Jin Tuo Tuo Shangxian thought that Zhou Tianqi was crazy.
Zhou Tianqi nodded, and said That's right, it's just a small condition, as long as the Jade Emperor promises to let my parents, my sister, and Chen Li also come to Heaven once, invite them to taste the immortal wine and fairy fruit here, and then agree that they will go to my Tianjing Qi Lingyuan Firm to have a look, and I will go to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall to see the Jade Emperor, otherwise everything will not be discussed.
Erlang God shook his head and said silently, and said in his heart, Brother Zhou, you are really young and frivolous, and you don't know how thick the sky is.
Although Erlang God was reluctant in his heart, he still went to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall of Miluo Palace again.
The Jade Emperor was generous, and felt that Zhou Tianqi's conditions were nothing, but Erlang God was unlucky.
He returned to Hatoyama Immortal Prison and came back with a limp.
Zhou Tianqi hurriedly asked, brother, when you went out just now, your legs were obviously good, why did you go limp like this in the blink of an eye?
Erlang God can't say that he is suffering, and he said in his heart to tell you that he was beaten by the Jade Emperor because of you, and it is estimated that you will either not go to it in your heart, or you will laugh at me with your mouth pursed, so you simply don't say it, but you fell down.
Zhou Tianqi, a living treasure, heard that the immortals can also wrestle, and rolled on the ground with laughter on the spot, so angry that Erlang God dragged Zhou Tianqi's legs, dragged him out of the Jiushan Immortal Prison, and threw him directly into the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and he and Jin Tuotuo rushed immediately.
Zhou Tianqi lay on the ground, raised his eyes and saw that the Lingxiao Treasure Hall was incomplete, and the whole thing was crumbling, and he said in his heart that these elf monsters could really toss.
Just as he was thinking about it, the third ring suddenly ran to his right wrist and vibrated violently.
Zhou Tianqi immediately realized that there were many elves and monsters hidden in this Lingxiao Treasure Hall.
Just wanted to chant the mantra to open the eyes of heaven, at this time, the Jade Emperor stepped in front of Zhou Tianqi, and said with a smile, you are the old brother Zhou in Yang Jian's mouth, come on, come on, get up.
The Jade Emperor smiled and stretched out his hand to support Zhou Tianqi, Zhou Tianqi saw that the Jade Emperor had a fart curtain on his head, and knew that he must be the Jade Emperor, and just about to pay homage, his third ring vibrated more and more violently.
Could it be that the Jade Emperor also has elven monsters on him?