Chapter 27: Desperate Survival
Zhou Tianqi heard that it was the Jade Emperor's intention to put him and Jin Tuotuo into the immortal prison, and he knew that he would definitely die, so he almost fainted on the spot in fright, and Jin Tuotuo beat his chest and paused, regretting that he should not come to heaven with Zhou Tianqi, and he would have been exhausted for a thousand years.
Jin Tuotuo endured his grief and asked Erlang Shendao, Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun, what kind of bull did you brag about in Heavenly Court, so that the Jade Emperor suddenly wanted to kill me and Brother Zhou?
Erlang God knew that he was guilty, so he couldn't help shaking his head, saying that he didn't want to mention the reason again, but he couldn't stop crying, and he was in tears, and his clothes were wet with tears.
Zhou Tianqi and Jin Tuotuo were deeply infected, and couldn't help but cry against the wall, hugging each other and crying.
Don't ask, Erlang God, you hurry up, lest you be implicated again.
Zhou Tianqi was still thinking about Erlang God at this time, and after hearing this, Erlang God was so moved that he immediately cried more and more, and one of the immortals was like a child at this moment, and the fairy tears crackled and rolled down.
Finally stopped the tears, Erlang God asked Zhou Tianqi, brother, what other wishes do you have, and what other people do you want to see, hurry up and tell my brother, brother, I will do everything I can do one by one.
Zhou Tianqi sighed, there are many people I want to see, and there are many wishes, I can't finish talking about it at once, you better go quickly, Jin Tuotuo and I won't live long anyway, what do you have to do to fulfill your wishes.
After hearing this, Erlang God immediately responded, "Okay!" and then turned around and left.
Jin Tuotuo saw it in his eyes, and immediately gasped, and said in his heart that you are a Erlang God who is really just leaving, and he was immediately stunned.
Erlang Shen took three steps and made two steps, and just walked to the door of the prison, he suddenly felt that he was doing something inappropriate, and hurriedly came back and said, Brother Zhou, if I really left just now, don't you think there will be any regrets?
Zhou Tianqi thought about it, and said in his heart, it was nothing, but after Erlang God tossed so much just now, there were really several things that he couldn't let go, and if he died like this, maybe he would really die without turning a blind eye.
Zhou Tianqi said, before I die, I want to see my parents, my sister, and my ...... My classmate Chen Li.
Chen Li: Which Chen Li is the one you asked for soul incense for her to go to the underworld?
That's right! Zhou Tianqi replied.
She's your sweetheart?Erlang God gossiped.
Zhou Tianqi nodded, and said in his heart that in this life, it seems that Chen Li has no fate, and there is no way for her to become the proprietress of the Sifang Cave Mansion Tianjing Qi Lingyuan Commercial Bank.
Erlang God suddenly laughed, he pointed at Zhou Tianqi and bent over to laugh, laughing until he almost broke his breath, but before Zhou Tianqi understood why Erlang God was laughing, Erlang God lifted the three-pointed two-edged gun, turned his head again and left.
Zhou Tianqi was muttering in his heart whether Erlang God would help him with these two wishes, and Jin Tuotuo next to him suddenly jumped to his feet and scolded, Yang Jian, you have three eyes, you come back for me.
Zhou Tianqi just wanted to ask Jin Tuotuo why he was scolding, but Erlang Shen flew over and angrily pointed a three-pointed two-edged gun at Jin Tuotuo's chest, signaling that if he dared to scold him again, he would enter with a white knife and come out with a red knife.
The incident happened suddenly, Zhou Tianqi grabbed Erlang God's three-pointed two-edged gun, begged for mercy, brother is angry, brother is angry!
Before Zhou Tianqi finished speaking, Jin Tuotuo Shangxian scolded Erlang Shendao angrily, three eyes, you are a "Wang Baxian", do you know that I was scared by you and lost half my life!
Erlang God put away the three-pointed two-edged gun, and laughed, or you Jin Tuotuo is smart, and you actually saw through it.
As he spoke, Erlang God waved his hand, and the jailer immediately opened the prison door.
Zhou Tianqi didn't realize until this moment that Erlang God was acting just now.
Okay, you Erlang God, Zhou Tianqi actually wanted to scold the three eyes, but he thought it was too indecent, and he didn't have the courage of Jin Tuotuo, you really scared me and Jin Tuotuo to death just now.
Zhou Tianqi and Jin Tuotuo were about to get out of the cell, and Erlang Shen took a three-pointed two-edged gun in front of the two of them, signaling that they could not go out yet, and then stepped through the prison door by himself, and entered:
Although I was pretending to cry, but I really cried, Brother Zhou, you were afraid that I would be affected, so let my brother leave quickly, it really moved me badly, before my brother wanted to use a small immortal method and let the tears flow freely, but since I heard that, tears are like water that opens the floodgates, gushing out unstoppable.
After listening to this, Jin Tuotuo laughed and said, Erlang God, it seems that this matter is going to spread, and you, the immortal, are about to become a big joke in the fairy world.
After listening to Yile, Zhou Tianqi said to Erlang God and Jin Tuotuo, this place is said to be an immortal prison, but it is not a good place after all, let's go out and talk about it quickly.
Zhou Tianqi was just about to go out, but Erlang God dragged him in again.
Zhou Tianqi felt a little inexplicable, didn't he explain that he was acting, why didn't he let himself out.
Jin Tuotuo didn't understand, Erlang God, why didn't you let us go.
Erlang God shook his head and explained, I asked the cell boss to open the cell door, I wanted to come in and chat with you, I didn't say that you can go out, come on, sit and sit, this god still has a lot to say to you.
Zhou Tianqi and Jin Tuo Tuo Shangxian had no choice but to sit down, and when they asked what happened in the heavenly court, why did the Jade Emperor order to put themselves in the immortal prison, Erlang God said, this is not what the Jade Emperor meant, the Jade Emperor invited the two of you to come to the heavenly court to go to the elf banquet, how could you do that.
After hearing this, Zhou Tianqi and Jin Tuotuo Shangxian said in unison, this is true, but which immortal family is so bold and dares to make a claim and put the Jade Emperor's distinguished guests into the immortal prison?
It's not Li Jing and Nezha yet, Erlang God continued, but he can't blame them for this.
Before Zhou Tianqi and Jin Tuotuo went to the heavenly court, the Lingxiao Treasure Hall was preparing for the elf banquet, because the Jade Emperor invited him, and the immortals came to the Miluo Palace with their respective elf monsters early in the morning.
Many immortals have not seen each other for a long time, and it is inevitable that they will ask each other for warmth, chatting privately in twos and threes, pushing a cup, and changing a lamp.
But in this way, the immortals relaxed their control over the elves and monsters they brought with them.
Many elves are like Zhou Tianqi, as soon as they come back, they feel curious and fresh when they see everything, so they walk east and west, steal a fairy fruit, drink some fairy wine, and two elixirs.
If you are happy or not, you will pee on the throne of the Jade Emperor, and if you really have nothing to bite, you will use the golden pillar of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall as rations, and even go to the Guanghan Palace to peek at Sister Chang'e taking a bath, and coerce the Jade Rabbit Cave Room.
When the Jade Emperor and the immortals noticed the evil things that the elves and monsters had done, the piles and piles added up to more than 10,000, almost ruining the corners and corners of the real heavenly court, and the Jade Emperor was so angry that he sat on the throne and was angry with the elves' feces and urine on the spot.
Although the heavenly court is big, how can it withstand the toss of the elves and monsters, Erlang Shendao, Brother Zhou, Jin Tuotuo, don't complain either, when this turmoil passes, the Jade Emperor will naturally order someone to let you out.
After hearing this, Jin Tuotuo thought he was unlucky, and listened to him say, I have long heard that the Jade Emperor invited ten thousand immortals this time, even if the gods from all walks of life only bring one elf monster, at least there are more than 10,000, I heard that they are usually very pampered, once they are messed up, it is indeed terrible.
Erlang Shinto, who said it wasn't, but since the accident, all the immortals ran away, the Jade Emperor was furious, and ordered Li Jing and Nezha to catch the evil elves, you unfortunately came, and brought ninety-nine elves at once, maybe because of this, I arrested you.
After listening to what happened, Zhou Tianqi suddenly smiled and said, I have a way to get out.
Jin Tuotuo was curious, what way?
Zhou Tianqi said, what are we best at? Catching elves! Isn't this just an opportunity to show off your skills! There is no need to wait for the Jade Emperor to release people, Brother Erlang God, you should go and tell the Jade Emperor quickly, just say that I, Zhou Tianqi and Jin Tuotuo, have a way to arrest all the elves and monsters in the heavenly court in the immortal prison within seven days, and quickly let Li Jing and Nezha personally come to the immortal prison to release people.