Chapter Thirty-Nine: Trouble, Trouble, Trouble
The last medicinal herb may not arrive until tomorrow, and now it is not possible to refine the Quenching Pill, and his cultivation is too slow, Ye Qing found that suddenly, he seemed to have nothing to do. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Do you want to do something?
It's too bland, and book friends don't like it!
So what's going on?
Ye Qing thought about it, it seemed that even if he did something, he would have nothing to do.
The people I am familiar with now are just Su Yan'er and Old Qiye Wuyang, and they have the restrictions of their parents, and Su Yan'er has not yet done it.
Old Seven Leaves Wuyang?
And what can he do?
It's hard to make a foundation!
Bah!
Unyielding!
So what the hell is it for?
You can't just stay idle for a day, waiting for the dry thunder and the tree to arrive.
"Let me think about it, there are generally any bloody and old-fashioned plots!"
Ye Qing used to be an author, and at the same time, he was naturally an old reader for more than ten years, and he had read countless novels, and there were basically no routines that he had not seen.
"According to the script, didn't my fiancée come to divorce me a long time ago and slap me in the face?
Ye Qing was a little helpless, what about the routine he said? Why didn't he see any trace of divorce.
"And this is also very unreasonable, I will be able to refine the Quenching Pill tomorrow, and I will be able to make a big progress, and I will be able to fight ten of them immediately, generally according to the script, at this time, shouldn't my brother or a certain dog slave appear to bully me, and then tomorrow after I cultivate to the Great Advance, everyone will see them and directly slap them in the face, causing countless people to be shocked and fertilized?"
However, why didn't any of these bloody routines appear?
It's unreasonable!
It's very unreasonable.
Aren't the protagonists generally with their own sarcastic aura?
How can no one come and punch me in the face now?
You'd better hurry up.
Otherwise, tomorrow, after Lao Tzu cultivates for the great advancement, how can he pretend to be forced to slap his face?
Also, Yin Qingyin, you should hurry up and get out of the marriage, what are you doing grinding and chirping?
I don't know if what everyone wants to see most is that I am slapped in the face?
Ye Qing and Su Yan'er sat on the threshold of the house, staring blankly at the snow-filled yard, extremely quiet, the pin drop could be heard, and there was not even a bird.
Su Yan'er didn't care, but was very happy in her heart, as if she liked the two of them to be quiet like this.
Is it boring?
Not at all!
The yard is full of snow, and two people sit on the threshold to watch the snow and snuggle together, isn't it very romantic and cozy?
Of course, for Ye Qing, this is not the case.
"Ahh
"I really want someone to come and pretend to be in front of me!"
Half an hour passed like this, and Ye Qing felt that there was no play.
People in this world don't follow the routine.
Let's do it ourselves.
Ye Qing's mind turned, and suddenly he remembered something, and immediately laughed.
"Yan'er, let's go, my brother will take you to make trouble...... Take you out and play!"
Su Yan'er showed a look of joy, how did my brother suddenly become so good these days, he used to be either cultivating or still cultivating, but now his brother is so good.
She didn't bother to think about why, anyway, as long as her brother was with her.
Ye Qing took Su Yan'er out of Ye's house directly, and went to Wanbao Street again.
However, this time it was no longer a big business house like Louwailou.
It's -- a stall!
"If the fall of genius, the divorce of the old man and his fiancée are the three most bloody and old-fashioned routines, then the crippled exercises, family tests and picking up artifacts on the stall are the bloody routines ranked four, five or six. ”
Ye Qing's purpose of coming here now is very simple, that is, to come to the stall to pick up artifacts!
What is the saying?
"Upgrade to fight monsters and pick up treasures, cave academy auctions, occasionally go to roadside stalls, buy bricks on a whim, and after wiping them home, I found that the ancient artifact is broken!"
Yes, that's the routine!
Since no one came to slap Lao Tzu in the face, since he didn't follow the routine, then I would do things myself.
Maybe, I'm really picking up an artifact at a stall?
"It's cheap, the dry thunder is against the wood, and it's ten taels of silver a piece!"
"Big sale, seven-leaf Tianyang grass, a bundle of thirty taels!"
"Ancient Alchemy Furnace, as long as fifty taels, fifty taels, you can take the ancient artifact home!"
"The Great Wilderness Leather Store has gone out of business, the TMD boss is not a person, eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling owes countless money and ran away with his sister-in-law, we have no choice but to take the animal skin to offset the salary, the original price is more than 100 more than 200 more than 300 animal skins, all 20 taels, the wild beast skins, the ancient exotic animal skins, flying in the sky, running on the ground, now all 20 taels!"
As soon as I arrived, there were all kinds of shouting and selling sounds in my ears, and there were people juggling in the idle places of the streets, and a large group of children gathered around, which was very lively.
Of course, for these cries, Ye Qing just listened to them.
True faith is Shabi.
He took Su Yan'er and walked inside.
It's just, once again, many people's eyes can't help but focus on Su Yan'er's body, today Su Yan'er is wearing a goose-yellow coat, wrapping her whole body tightly, only revealing her cute head.
But because of this, her pure and beautiful face is even more thrilling.
In particular, the snow-white neck, like a holy white swan, has extremely fair and delicate skin, and the color is delicious.
Moreover, Su Yan'er simply tied a ponytail and showed her smooth and full forehead, which made Su Yan'er, who was already a girl, even more youthful.
"Alas, sure enough, the cabbage was arched by pigs!"
"I don't know which little girl who is not deeply involved in the world looks so beautiful, but, alas, it's a pity!"
"This girl is like a fairy, why is her vision so bad!"
The corners of Ye Qing's mouth twitched, Made, it's endless, it was like this last time I went to Louwailou, and now it's like this again, did Lao Tzu provoke you?
Moreover, TMD, they are all a group of passers-by, A, B and C, who want to mock me, and they also have to have weight.
Even if I pretend to slap my face in front of you, I won't be able to experience the pleasure!
There should be a person with a high status, a strong background, and a good cultivation, otherwise, how can I highlight my awesomeness as the protagonist?
Hey?
Ye Qing was suddenly stunned, this is not right.
According to the general bloody routine of fantasy novels, the protagonist takes a beautiful girl to go shopping, and generally shouldn't he meet a boy with a high status, a strong background, and a good cultivation to pursue the girl and slap the protagonist's face, and then be slapped in the face by the protagonist?
Then, after Brother Gongzi was slapped in the face, he refused to accept it and began to look for his more powerful brother to take revenge, but he was slapped in the face again.
Then, both of them were not convinced, and began to go home to sue their parents, but the protagonist was the protagonist, and slapped their parents in the face.
The parents were not convinced, and began to go home to complain to the ancestor, and the ancestor came out, and then, there was no then!
Annihilation!
The whole family was destroyed!
It can be called a person who sends his face to be beaten, and the whole family comes to the door free of charge.
Well, the author of such a plot can generally water one or two hundred thousand words, after the end, next time I will take a girl to continue to go shopping, TMD, there is actually a second lack of sons to slap the face, so, according to the above routine, you can water another 200,000 words, so open!
If it is the author of Niu Bidian, it is not over after the ancestor is destroyed, and there can be an old ancestor, Taizu, ancestor, and now there is no need to worry about running out of words.
It's just that why did I take Su Yan'er shopping twice, but I didn't meet this kind of son-in-law?
Ye Qing was extremely puzzled!