Chapter Thirty-Eight: The Pit Daddy Welcomes the New Couple
Immediately, in the book friend group, it was displayed that "Qinbang Ju Juchang" joined the group. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
The book friends who were in the water group were stunned for a moment, after all, there had been no newcomers to join the group for a long time.
"Welcome newcomer!"
"Welcome!"
"Welcome!"
Almost all of the people who were there replied, which made the newcomers feel a strong warmth all of a sudden.
"Hello everyone, I'm the director of the Intelligence Bureau, you can call me Juchang!"
Ju Chang looked at the number of people in the group, but found that there were so few, there were only more than forty people.
This book looks very good, why are there so few people in the group?
However, everyone seems to be very enthusiastic, not bad, good atmosphere.
However, at this moment, suddenly Zilan spoke: "Does the newcomer know the rules? ”
The next moment, a picture of Sang Jiang was posted: "New silver burst sonic boom photo burst Jiao, burst, chrysanthemum depth, tightness, tolerance, length, hardness, endurance, CP, explosion, height, weight, groaning, groaning, and finally don't panic, hug me tightly!"
After Sang Niang sent the picture, she said: "Lanlan, it's your turn, on!"
Only Ai Zilan immediately said: "Newcomer, come, please read this passage with affection, huh...... Uh-huh...... No...... Ahhhh......h Other...... Slow down...... Too...... It's too deep...... Well...... Want...... To be ...... No...... Ahh
After Zilan finished speaking, she immediately said: "@勤爆. Ju Juchang, do you know the rules for joining the group? Have you sent a red envelope? Is the photo exploded? Please choose one of the two red envelopes and photos!"
At this time, Sang Niang finally added: "Red envelopes are not accepted for less than one dime!"
Ju Chang, who was originally infected by the enthusiastic atmosphere of the book friend group, was stunned for a moment, and then nodded a little.
"Can I choose to die?"
"No!" Zilan immediately said seriously.
"It's okay not to send red envelopes, then you can blow up the photos!" Sang Jiang said.
"Not bad!" "Only love Zilan's typing speed flies: "The rules for exploding photos are like this: if I am a man, then take a photo of my girlfriend, if it is a woman, please report the measurements, if you don't have a girlfriend, please take pictures in women's clothes, thank you for your cooperation!"
"Of course," Sang Niang immediately added: "It's okay if you have a boyfriend, and I prefer you to have a boyfriend in comparison!"
is full of screens, completely swiped by Zilan and Sang Niang.
Ju Chang didn't reply for a long time, and he looked stupid.
At this time, none of the others spoke, just watched quietly.
TMD is familiar with this scene!
Almost everyone who joined the group has been in this set by the two pit daddy welcome duos, Sang Niang and Zilan.
Among them, sporadic people like those with clumsy IQs really sent red envelopes, and some people actually really broke the photos.
Therefore, seeing this scene, with a happy mood, everyone did not speak.
"I don't have any money, I have a few dollars left, and I have to keep it to buy spicy strips to eat!"
However, Ju Chang is obviously not the kind of upright man, he keeps gagging, that is, he doesn't give out red envelopes, and he doesn't blow up photos.
Let the pit daddy welcome duo hate itchy.
What to do?
Could it be that the newcomer has been let go so much?
Zilan suddenly smiled lightly, that would be too underestimated.
I don't want to think about what my brother does.
"Hello newcomer, in fact, I have just joined the group, and I am also a newcomer!" Zilan said suddenly.
"Deceive!" "Lie to people!"
Violet: "......"
Zilan: "I really didn't lie to you, I added the group less than five minutes in front of you, and the newcomer will send a red envelope if he doesn't explode the photo, don't believe you, this is a screenshot of the red envelope I just posted!"
Immediately, it is a screenshot.
Ju Chang took a look, and it was really a screenshot, and he sent 6.66 yuan, and the people who received it were mulberry sauce, fox, miracle and others.
However, Ju Chang still didn't believe it, and felt that Zilan was cheating herself.
However, at this moment, suddenly another person joined the group, and his name was "Lan'er!"
Then a welcome, and then continued, the pit dad welcome duo went out again, a flicker, this newcomer seems to be a cute stupid girl, and actually sent a big red envelope of 10 yuan directly, and then, it was robbed in an instant.
Ju Chang's hand was a little slower, he didn't grab it, a little annoyed, he clicked on it and looked at it, the number of red envelopes was only one, one was ten, and the person who grabbed it was Sang Niang.
Sang Niang?
It's supposed to be a pseudo-mother, right?
After all, most of the people who read fantasy novels are men.
And, I'm afraid that only a pseudo-mother who has been single for decades has this hand speed, and she can grab this big red envelope so quickly.
But seeing this scene, he felt that he should also send a red envelope?
After all, the newcomers and girls have all sent it, and it seems that it is really the rules of the group.
Otherwise, if Zilan and Sang Niang really cheated themselves, how could there be more than 40 people in the group, how could there be one or two well-wishers who would remind themselves, and also, if the management saw someone cheating people, they would also remind them to pay attention to proportion.
But now, everyone didn't say anything, and the management group owner didn't say anything.
Thinking about it this way, Juchang feels that it should indeed not be a pit person.
If you send it, you will make it.
It's just a red envelope!
It's good if everyone is happy.
With this idea, Ju Chang thought about it and also sent a red envelope of 6.66.
In just an instant, it was snatched up.
Ju Chang was about to say something, but suddenly he was stunned.
"Lan'er has quit the group!"
Leaving the group?
Suddenly, an ominous premonition rose in his heart.
Lan'er?
Think about it carefully, Lan'er, Lan'er, Zilan?
Made!
Don't...... This is the legend - Trumpet!!
This grandson!
In an instant, Ju Chang knew that his cliff was pitted.
"Sang Niang, next time you should use the trumpet to send a red envelope of ten yuan, I'll grab it!"
At this time, sure enough, only Zilan in the group said so.
And at this time, all the book friends in the book friend group also came out one after another.
"Worship the newcomers and local tyrants!" said Miraculously.
"Thank you for the local tyrant red envelope!" said with a smile.
"One more!"
"Zilan and Sang Niang's routine is so deep, at the beginning, I was also deceived by this shameless trumpet!"
"Me too, so, now I just watch, I don't speak!" said Zero.
"I'm also ......" is the cutest Lolita.
"And my ......"
Seeing this scene, Ju Chang, who was originally pitted, suddenly became happy, I am not alone, I am not the only one who has been pitted, so it's good, haha.
However, Made, no matter how new there are newcomers to join the group, Lao Tzu only watched quietly, and didn't say a word when he was killed.
And Ye Qing, who was peeping at the screen from afar, looked at this scene with a little twitch at the corner of his mouth, the traitor is in charge!
It's a pity that he can only watch now!
However, he was a little happy in his heart, it seems that the novel transformed by his experience seems to be not bad, after all, it is only tens of thousands of words now, and some readers have been attracted to join the group, which shows that it is still very exciting.
Before the crossing, as a street writer, wouldn't the most eager thing be to write a novel that everyone recognizes?
This is his biggest dream ever, and I wonder if this book has any hope of fulfilling this wish!
Knock knock!
In the Dan furnace, the Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles were cooked, and at this time, the squeaky sound of stepping on the snow also sounded in the yard, and then a sweet "brother" sounded, and the door was pushed open, and it was Su Yan'er who came.
Ye Qing smiled at her, and Su Yan'er immediately had crooked eyes, and a very beautiful smile appeared on her little face.
"My brother is really the most talking, he just said it yesterday, and he actually ate it under the cigarette this morning. Su Yan'er saw the instant noodles cooked in the Dan furnace and immediately became happy.
"Yan'er, what did you say in your last sentence?
Su Yan'er smiled lightly, opened her red mouth, and exhaled like an orchid: "The last sentence of the people said, my brother actually gave Yan'er food again!"
"Is it delicious down there, brother?"
"It's delicious!" Su Yan'er seemed to remember the wonderful taste, and couldn't help but stretch out her delicate little tongue and lick her rosy lips.
"Yan'er's little mouth is so sweet!" Ye Qing showed a pure smile and praised Su Yan'er.