Lin Wanrong struggled to sit up from the ground, fanned his hand in front of his face, and a fishy smell rushed straight to his head, making him want to vomit in disgust.

"What's wrong with my face...... Oops!"

Lin Wanrong suddenly felt a pinprick pain in his face, as if he had taken off a layer of skin, and it hurt so hot when the wind blew that he didn't dare to touch it. Everyone covered their noses and dispersed when they saw that he was fine, as if he was a piece of smelly excrement.

At this time, a delicate woman walked over with a frown, and her heroic face showed a trace of concern, but she immediately covered it up with indifference.

She fell off the cliff with Lin Wanrong, but she faintly felt strange, obviously the two of them fell off the cliff together, but she didn't have any, she didn't even scratch her skin, and what about Lin Wanrong......

Thinking of it, she looked down at Lin Wanrong, who looked embarrassed, and couldn't help laughing:

"What's the matter, my big manager Lin, you fell stupidly last night?"

......

Whew――

The strange young man appeared out of thin air in a messy room, this time with no one in the room and no time standing still.

He lazily walked to the sofa and sat down, naturally posing as a standard "Ge You Lying", and then stunned at the black TV screen.

After a while, he took out his mobile phone from his big pants and looked at it with a blank face.

"Hey, I completed three orders today, and I got six space-time coins, and there are only six in one day...... If you want to save 10,000, you can't die of overwork?"

His name is Yan Xianyu, nicknamed "Salted Fish", he is twenty-four years old this year, he was originally a very ordinary college graduate, he found an ordinary job, but now he has become the administrator of the space-time order.

No one knows whether this "drudgery" is a blessing or a curse, and the cause of the matter has to start from one day half a month ago......

He never had nightmares, he was actually cut off by a little girl in a spring dream, and after waking up from the big dream, he faintly had a feeling that he couldn't say anything, as if the bad luck of the world had floated to his head.

With a slight obsessive-compulsive disorder, he encountered all kinds of things that made him uncomfortable, such as the spoon slipping into the hot porridge when drinking porridge, and the legendary event of playing basketball and creating a 100% card basket.

Using the vending machine to buy a drink, but the drink was stuck on the glass, he was clever enough to choose another bottle on the top, trying to use this bottle to smash the previous stuck drink, but both bottles were stuck.

As soon as I opened the bag, I tripped over the cable trough on the ground, and the bread came out of my hand and fell to the ground, splitting in two, both of which were sandwiched face down......

As the saying goes, "when you go out, you have to look at the yellow calendar", but when he opened the yellow calendar on his mobile phone, he suddenly felt that he was looking at a fake yellow calendar, because it said that everything was inappropriate, and the only good luck was to hide at home and eat and wait for death.

Salted fish frowned, looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and shouted in his heart: "Why do you tell me to do whatever I want?

......

Moments later, he returned home because he got a new link to an actress.

He repeatedly stressed to himself that this was not in accordance with the will of God, but in accordance with hormones.

As soon as he got home, he turned on the computer, skillfully found the download, and the seed he just asked for instantly pushed the progress bar under the 50M optical fiber.

Just after he rubbed his little hands like a monkey in heat and watched the progress go to 90%, the download speed slowed down little by little, and finally stuck at 99%.

Salted fish sat in front of the progress bar for 10 minutes, and he had no temper at all after a day of blocking in his heart, and he no longer had the strength to complain about today's strange things.

Hit hard, he took the only 10 yuan in cash and walked downstairs, 10 yuan was enough for him to stay in the black Internet café for a day.

When people are unlucky, they drink cold water and stuff their teeth. Isolation may be a way to escape bad luck.

Walking on the road, he silently muttered in his heart, and looked left and right like a nervous person, looking at the sky from time to time.

In this bad luck with him, he was afraid that a falling flower pot or meteorite would hit his head, and that a bicycle would suddenly appear and knock him into a vegetative state.

"Man will conquer heaven!"

Seeing that the Internet café was not far away, Salted Fish felt that the victory was in his hands, and the Internet café became a refuge in his heart.

Just when he passed by the mouth of a small alley, he suddenly saw a white-bearded old man coming over, looking at the old man's smiling face, he should not have stopped-

"Oops, boy, you bumped into me...... My back hurts!"

Before the salted fish could react, the old man fell down with extremely stiff movements, and his performance was very pompous.

Feelings: This is to meet the porcelain!?salted fish silently clenched the 10 yuan in his pocket.

The two of them stood and lay in a stalemate for four or five minutes, and finally Salted Fish could not be relied on, and he turned his head and decided to move on to it.

"Uncle, not long after I graduated, my salary is less than 2,000, I don't have a house or a car, my hometown is in a mountain village, and I have two acres of land...... It's so cold on the ground, look at your old fairy bones, don't catch a cold. ”

The white-bearded old man glared: "Dig out your pocket!"

When Xianyu heard this, he immediately pulled out the pockets of his whole body, and then said with a regretful face: "Uncle, don't work in vain, you should go to the commercial street." ”

The white-bearded old man carefully examined the cloth pocket he had turned out, and finally sighed and shook his head, but he still didn't get up.

Salted fish was glad that he was nesting in the corner of the cloth for 10 yuan, he glanced at the old man, and said again: "If you are obsessed, then I am not welcome...... kid"

With that, the salted fish pointed upward.

The white-bearded old man looked at him quietly, his eyes were very vigilant, thinking that he would say, "Tell you, there is someone above me", but Salted Fish threw out another cruel sentence:

"Look, there's a camera there!"

"Hey, there really is!" the old man stood up as neatly as the monkey, took off his clothes seriously, touched his goatee, and said calmly:

"Young man, just now it was just a test I gave you, but I didn't expect you to be kind-hearted, kind and honest, and barely passed the test!"

Salted fish looked puzzled, and said in his heart, why is this old ghost so thick-skinned? What kind of trick is this going to play?

Sure enough, as salted fish expected, I only heard the old man say:

"Actually, I'm an immortal!"

As soon as the salted fish heard this, he turned around and left, thinking that this old man couldn't touch the porcelain and started to cheat again!

"Hey, hey, the young man listened to me......"

Salted fish looked at the old man who rushed over, dodged the old man's claws with both hands, and said angrily:

"Uncle! Please respect yourself, I'm afraid of myself when I start a fire! I will make a bad move, and I will break my leg and leg! Four or five strong men will not be able to get close to me!"

"The young man is angry, angry, I am really a fairy...... Oops...... Don't go!"

Seeing that the salted fish was about to leave, the white-bearded old man ran in front of him with small steps and stopped him again.

Salted fish rolled his eyes, and said helplessly: "Uncle, if you are an immortal, I am the Buddha! ”

The white-bearded old man was stunned for a moment, inhaled cold air and asked, "If you come to the Buddha, who is that?"

Salted fish sneered and mocked: "You don't even know what kind ......of immortal you pretend to be the Buddha?"

Unexpectedly, the white-bearded old man grabbed in front of him again with an arrow step, and asked mysteriously: "Say, are you particularly unlucky today!?"

"I'm telling you, I'm ...... I ......" Salted Fish remembered all the difficulties he had encountered today, and he became more and more unconfident in speaking. I thought, or ...... Let's listen to what he does? It's all about having fun? Maybe you can tell a fortune for free or something.

After he made up his mind, he stood there holding his arms and looked at this "old fairy" with cold eyes.

As soon as the old man saw that he had finally stabilized the salted fish, he immediately recovered his appearance as a Dao Bone Immortal, stroked his beard and said, "The old man is the great god of time and space who is in charge of tens of millions of time and space...... Hey, hey, why are you gone again?"

When Salted Fish heard this, he threw up his sleeves and left, blaming this old man's deception methods for being too despicable!

When the old man saw it, he was in a hurry, and he couldn't help but throw out his killer move-

"You must crack your bad luck, or you will go insane at least and lose your children and grandchildren!"

As soon as he said this, Salty Fish immediately stopped and turned and walked back.

The old man was overjoyed in his heart, and secretly sighed that his means were high, so he put on a posture to meet him, but he ushered in a crackling fat beating.

......

Salted fish squatted on the ground and smoked, looked at the old man in front of him, and said angrily:

"You liar, don't think that I won't beat you when you're old, just lie to me, you actually curse me to cut off my children and grandchildren! Is it easy for me to pass on my three generations alone!? Aren't you a god? Get up and beat me! Let me cut off my children and grandchildren!" After speaking, he reached out and pulled his white beard.

"Oops, this beard can't be torn off! The props are very professional, but your acting skills are too amateurish!"

"Wronged, young man, I really didn't lie to you!"

The old man looked at the salted fish with pitiful eyes.

It's a pity that the falling flowers are intentional, the flowing water is ruthless, and the salted fish stands up after spewing a large puff of smoke from its nostrils, and walks towards the Internet café without looking back.

He hadn't gone far when he heard the voice of the old liar behind him:

"It's too late for you to regret it now, you must believe my words! When you figure it out, come to 'Times Square' to find me, remember, seek medical treatment early!"

"Damn, it's endless!" The salted fish and tiger's body was shocked, and he turned around to give the old liar a good look again, but found that the old liar had already gotten up and fled, and his movements were neat and like an old man.

With a sulky salted fish in the Internet café, he angrily scolded LOL, and he masturbated until late at night, but no matter what hero he used, he was defeated, and finally he returned home and fell asleep, and today he really tossed him enough.

In his dream, he joined the world's top 500 companies through hard work, climbed to the managerial position, became the CEO, married Bai Fumei, and embarked on the pinnacle of life.

On the night of the candle in the cave room, he lifted the red hijab, looked at Bai Fumei's charming and pretty face with a hint of spring, and the hot body that the red clothes couldn't hide, he rudely flipped her over to the big bed like a beast, and stretched out his hand into the vest line.

Wait!What is this!?

Salted fish suddenly touched an extremely familiar thing under Bai Fumei's crotch!

Damn!

Bai Fumei laughed and said in a rough male duck voice: "Xianggong, you have to love me well!"

"Ahh

Looking at the black dense leg hair exposed under the lifted skirt, the salted fish woke up from the dream with a scream, sweating profusely as if he had just taken a sauna, and was shocked.

"It turned out to be a dream, scared the baby to death!"

Salted fish wiped a handful of sweat, found that the sky was already bright, fortunately today is the weekend, not worried about being late, he slowly climbed out of bed to the toilet and sprinkled a soak of turbid urine, just when he dumped the little brother, he suddenly had an illusion, feeling that the little brother in his hand seemed to have cut off contact with him.

At this time, the computer outside suddenly sounded a "beep", the ears of the salted fish were erected, and everything was left behind by him, and now the key position of the brain is a small tadpole group that is about to grow four legs!